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5,613 Posts09-20-2015 9:27 AM
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your ass,
At your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.
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88 Posts09-20-2015 10:19 AM
Caught me. But if you were writing this and I was reading it -- no one was working and yet everything is done. BJimQ916
1,157 Posts09-20-2015 1:26 PM
Actually we're 1 down cause here I am........wish I could say everything is done around my house though..........need to get the wife to cut the grass after she getss done with the laundry, cooking dinner and cleaning the dishes....lol. I say that in jest cause she'll kick my ass....we'll be eating pizza and I'll be out cutting the grass while we're waiting for it to get delivered and will have a fresh footprint on my ass from when she kicks me outside...LOL.harry4364
154 Posts09-20-2015 4:11 PM
I was working while you wrote this,and it is work to read it.lol harrypdb1
5,613 Posts09-20-2015 4:28 PM
I had already worked the day i copied and pasted it to " Joke It Don't Choke It " . It makes you wonder . Not . Even those numbers leave out the 130 million constrruction workers, employed at more than 8 million worksites around the nation . Now that's whose doin all the work .
Paul
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