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This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills
*(AND the job you have if it is not in Tech Support)!*
*Tech support: * *What kind of computer do you have?*
*Customer: A white one...*
*Tech support: * Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the
screen.
*Customer: * Your left or my left?
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*Customer: * Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.
Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the
printer and placed it in front of the monitor,
but the computer still says he can't find it..
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*Tech support: * What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
*Customer: * A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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*Customer: * My keyboard is not working anymore.
*Tech support: * Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
*Customer: * No. I can't get behind the computer.
*Tech support: * Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
*Customer: *! OK
*Tech support: * Did the keyboard come with you?
*Customer:* Yes
*Tech support: * That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
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*Customer: * I can't get on the Internet.
*Tech support: * Are you sure you used the right password?
*Customer: * Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
*Tech support: * Can you tell me what the password was?
*Customer: * Five dots.
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* This one and the next* *are our personal favorites!*
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a
problem with her printer.
*Tech support: * Are you running it under windows?
*Customer: * 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is
a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me
is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'
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*And last but not least!*
*Tech support: *'Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the
same time.
That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.
Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
*Customer: * I don't have a P.
*Tech support: * On your keyboard, Bob.
*Customer: * What do you mean?
*Tech support: * 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
*Customer: * I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
Paul
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