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SATURDAY SICKIES 5 / 14 / 2016
sticking out?
A: A lesbian with a hard-on.
There were two women traveling to Las Vegas, the
plane had mean turbulence and bad weather. The
captain announced to everyone to get into the
crash position, head between the knees.
A white woman was sitting next to a black woman,
so the white woman took out all her jewelry and
started putting it all on, so the black woman
asked her what was she doing?
The white woman replied, when the plane goes down
and they see all my jewelry they are going to
think that I am famous so they will rescue me
first. So the black woman started taking off
all her clothes, so the white woman asked the
black woman, what are you doing?
The black woman replied, when we crash, the
first thing they look for is the "black box."
Woman walks into a bar . . . totally nude and
asks the barkeep if he can serve her a drink.
He looks her up and down and says, "Well sure,
but it doesn't appear by the your appearance
that you'll be able to pay for it."
The woman throws one leg up on a bar stool and
shows what she's got, "Will this do?" she asks.
The barkeep takes a look and responds,
"Ya got anything smaller?"
Quasimodo (you know - the Hunchback of Notredame) was in an alley one night looking for a piece and he encountered several working girls but none but one would take him on even thought had had lots of cash. They struck a deal and down the dark alley they went. He was on top going at it when he felt a lot of something wet between him and hapless whore! He asked her" did you just throw up?" to which she replied your so damned ugly i just couldn't help myself, to which the Hunchback replied" good i thought my hump busted on Y'a" !!!!!~!
Paul
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