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F1 ALL MEMBERS BRIEFLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF
2015 NEW ANNOUNCEMENTS

F2 Valley of the Sun CC SITE AND FORUM GUILDELINES
VOTSCC TOURNAMENT MAKING GUIDE
VOTSCC OUR WGT CC BASIC PROTOCOL

F3 Valley of the Sun CC HALL OF FAME REPLAY BLOOPERS
Valley of the Sun CC BEST OF REPLAYS

F4 WORLD CLOCK

F5 RECENT TOURNEY WINNERS
VOTSCC "KICK ASS" 100,000 POINT CLUB MEMBERS

F6 FORUM FOR PAGE 3 & SAT & SUN BRACKETS & TOURNEY INFO HERE
FLASH MOB & ECGA POKER & MY LEAGUE POOL HALL PROS
PERFECT GOLF
LEXMARK 2500 CREDIT TOURNEY
CLASH RULES AND RESULTS
BLITZ OFFICIAL RULES
DAILY BLITZ SCORES ONLY
THE MAGIC STAR
CHALLENGING THE KING
VOTSCC INTERPLAY CC VS CC MATCHES
ACE'S " Best of the Alternate Shot Championship "
JUNE28 RATTLESNAKE ALT SHOT

F7 VALLEY OF THE FUN
CRAZY WGT SHIT
DON"T CHOKE IT "JOKE IT "

F8 FORUM OF HOW TO'S
TIPS FROM THE DOCTOR OF TECHNOLOGY AZDEWARS
WGT GAME TIPS & TRICKS

F9 Current Events ,,Announcemets , Bulletin Board Part 1
AZ "HOT SHOTS" REMEMBERED
HIGH FIVES TO THE SKIES
RANDOM SELFLESS ACTS OF KINDNESS

F10 VOTSCC CC CLUBHOUSE
CC CART GIRL
TOURNEY TALK
GET YOUR CC TOURNEY ON

F11 CHAT ? ANYONE HERE TO CHAT WITH ?

F12 ANYTHING ELSE ?
DAVID LANES KICK ASS GALLERY OF ART
FORUM OF OLD WGT FORUM POST'S (archives)
HEY JOE
OFF THE WALL , THX FOR A WALL OF A GOOD TIME
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FORUM UPDATE
THIS FORUM IS FOR YOU ALL . PLEASE FEEL LIKE IT IS YOURS . READ THE FORUMS. POST COMMENTS . ASK QUESTIONS . IF YOU HAVE A COMPLAINT POST IT . MAKE SUGGESTIONS . READ SOME TUTORIALS . READ SOME GOLF TIPS . CHECK RECENT TOURNEY WINNERS . BROWSE OUR OLD FORUM ARCHIVES . LOG IN TO THE CHAT AND MESSAGE SOMEONE TO MEET YOU THERE AND ARRANGE A MATCH . LOG IN TO THE CHAT TO SEE IF SOMEONE IS THERE JUST TO SAY HI . MESSAGE ME IF YOU WANT TO GET ON THE DAILY BLITZ .
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Owner’s Objectives

It's been a while since I expressed some of my objectives for the CC . First of all I like and respect everyone that joins our club . I realize that not everyone knows what a CC is all about . Many have different reasons for joining . I really don't know how many of the other clubs are run . They are all different . What I want to emphasize in our CC is that whatever tier you are . That you feel comfortable here , part of a team of players that come here to find conditions that enable them to improve their game , hone their skills , lower their scores ,lower their averages , move up in tiers . Enjoyably and comfortably with the conditions that challenge them enough to keep that drive without the frustrationsof regular game play . All that is completely possible by either creating those tourneys yourself or by messaging me about it . Or someone else in your tier that has been creating tourneys . Any kind of information that you need to know should be provided here , any kind of appp , calculator , help , tutorial , tournament , statistic , message , opinion , gripe , compliment , etc , etc . Should able to be aqcuired here ( or in our website , as it may be easier there ). With your help , all of this can be done easily . We already have a good start . I am going to be here for a very long time trying to achieve all this . For any of you that think it's a good direction for your CC to go in . Then lets keep on keepin on . Sincerely , Your Co team member PDB1 , Paul ( sitting here on a rare rainy day ) May the SUN always be with you
POST OF THE WEEK

Re: Where are the Flags ?By Bertasion in Valley of the Sun Casual Club The other day upon the heather fair I hit a flagstick that was not there. I saw it's shadow and heard the clank but where it stood was just a blank. It was not there again today. I wonder when it will come back and stay. Brian
BLITZ LIST
HERE IS THE LIST OF BLITZ COURSES IN THE ORDER THEY ARE PLAYED EVERY WEEK OF EVERY SEASON .

DAILY BLITZ WEEKLY SCHEDULE



WEEK 1

BEST OF BANDON PAR 3
PEBBLE BEACH
THE OLYMPIC CLUB
VAHALLA
MERION


WEEK 2

PINEHURST NO.2
HARBOUR TOWN
KIAWAH ISLAND
ROYAL ST. GEORGE
CONGRESSIONAL


WEEK 3

ERIN HILLS
ST. ANDREWS
BALI HAI
CELTIC MANOR
BETHPAGE BLACK


WEEK 4

PINEHURST NO. 8
WOLF CREEK
CHALLANGE AT MANELE
EXPERIENCE AT KOELE
HILVERSUMSCHE


WEEK 5

EDGEWOOD TAHOE
BEST OF WATER SHOTS
BEST OF FAMOUS SHOTS
BEST OF PUTTING
CHAMBERS BAY

TIER & AVERAGE REQUIREMENTS
BASIC LEVEL AND AVERAGE REQUIREMENTS , AND SATURATION

You need to play at least 5 ranked rounds as hack to saturate & be eligible for Amateur.
When your average score is equal or smaller than 100 you go from Hack to Amateur.

You need to play at least 10 ranked rounds as amateur to saturate & be eligible for Pro.
When your average score is equal or smaller than 80 you go from Amateur to Pro..

You need to play at least 20 ranked rounds as Pro to saturate & be eligible for Tour Pro.
When your average score is equal or smaller than 72 you go from pro to Tour Pro.

You need to play at least 25 ranked rounds as Tour pro to saturate & be eligible for Master.
When your average score is equal or smaller than 67 you go from Tour Pro to Master.

You need to play at least 40 ranked rounds as Master to saturate & be eligible for Tour Master.
When your average score is equal or smaller than 63 you go from Master to Tour Master.

You need to play at least 50 ranked rounds as Tour Master to saturate & be eligible for Legend.
When your average score is equal or smaller than 61 you go from Tour Master to Legend.

You need to play at least 500 ranked rounds as Legend to to saturate & be eligible for Tour Legend.
When your average score is equal or smaller than 60 you go from Legend to Tour Legend.

You need to play at least 200 ranked rounds as Tour Legend to to saturate & be eligible for Champion .
When your average score is equal or smaller than 59 you go from Tour Legend to Champion .

You need to play another 200 ranked rounds as a Champion to saturate .

You need to jump through 10,000 hoops before you receive an exclusive personal invitation before reaching Tour Champion.

May the SUN always be with you

Saturday 7/15/17 Jokes

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Post by JimQ916 on Sat 15 Jul 2017, 13:10

Hi everyone......here's a few jokes to brighten up your day. Some are good, some are lame, but all of them make me smile. A couple are repeats that deserve a re-posting. If you're thin skinned or easily offended, please stop here and get off the page....although not anywhere near "X rated", some are a bit on the "off color" side. As always, management takes no responsibility for, nor endorses, this post.....and please don't shoot the messenger (ME!!!!!)....Jim


How does a blonde spell "farm?"

E-I-E-I-O!!

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A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.

His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milkin' Bessie and as soon as the bucket was filling she kicked it down with her left foot so I tied up her left hind leg to a pole.

I began to fill up the bucket again, but this time she kicked it down with her right foot, so I tied her right hind leg to a pole too.

As soon as I started milkin'' her again, she knocked down the bucket with her tail, and I was out of rope, so I took off my belt to tie it up too.

As I was tying it up my pants fell down and my wife just happened to come out.......well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!

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Q: What's the difference between a fat person and a virgin?

A: A fat person is trying to diet, and a virgin is dying to try it.

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Q: What do you call a guy with a blue penis?

A: A tight fisted wanker.

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A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary by visiting fence against which they first made love.

The husband says, "Come on, for old times' sake, let's give it a go." The wife agrees and they both undress.

Afterwards, the husband says, "Damn honey...that was great....you're even better than you were 30 years ago."

His wife replies, "That fence wasn't electrified 30 years ago!"

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A cop drives up Lovers' Lane and sees a car parked. He walks up to the car and sees a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the front seat reading a book.

The cop asks the boy how old he is and what he's doing. The boy answers, "I'm 20 and I'm reading a book."

Then the cop asks what the girl's doing and how old she is. The boy replies for her, "She's knitting, and she'll be 18 in about five minutes."

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Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?

A: Stick a nipple on it.

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Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot and a half long carrot and says, "This one reminds me of my husband."

The second woman replies, "Wow, your husband's is that big?"

Her friend answers, "No...it's that dirty."

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Four blondes drive to a bar in their old pickup truck. Three sit in the cab, and one sits in the bed of the truck.

The three blondes go into the bar and order a round of shots. Almost an hour later, the fourth blonde finally joins them.

"Where have you been?" they ask.

She responds, "Well, you all forgot to open the tailgate, and I had to wait until someone came by opened it for me so I could get out!"

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Q: What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose?

A: Darling.

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George of the Jungle lived all alone. There was no one to have sex with him, so instead he screwed a hole in a tree.

One day, he found a woman in the jungle and the urge to do the wild thing became too much.

Soon they were making out and getting pretty hot and heavy until George kicked the woman in the crotch, hard.

"What did you do that?" she exclaimed.
He replied, "Gotta check for squirrels.....made that mistake once"

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Q: What do older women have between their breasts that younger women don't?

A: Their belly button.

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There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out.

The old woman stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string.

Her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!"

She replied, "I can go out as whatever I want, and so can you!"

He agreed. He took off all his clothes and tied a string to his penis with a potato at the end of the string.

His said, "You're going out as that?"

''Yes,'' said the old man. ''If you can go out as a sour-puss, I can go out as a dictator."

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Q: What does a woman's a**hole do when she's having a orgasm?

A: Who cares...he's at home with the kids.

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Q: How do you give a dog a bone?

A: Tickle his balls.

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A guy had a date with this really hot blonde. He wanted a tan without a tan line, so he went up on his roof and stripped.

He fell asleep and woke up three hours later with a sunburn everywhere, even on his d**k. He puts lotion on it, wraps it up and gets ready for his date.

The blonde comes over, and they make dinner. They're watching a movie when the sunburn on the guy's d**k really starts to hurt. He excuses himself to the kitchen, where he pours milk on his d**k and adds more lotion to alleviate the burn.

The blonde, who has followed him, peeks in the kitchen and says to herself, "So that's how you guys load them."

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Q: What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma?

A: Grandpa.

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An old woman buys herself some bright red crotch-less panties and goes home to surprise her husband.

When her husband comes home, she calls him into the bedroom and points to her new panties. "Hey old timer," she says, "come and get some of this!"

The old man says, "Hell no, woman. It done ate a hole in your drawers!"

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Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy?
A: Rear Admiral!

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Q: What's green and eats nuts?
A: Syphilis.

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A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam.

After a moment, he says, "You have an unusually deep vagina."

The woman replies, "You don't have to say it twice."

The doctor says, "I didn't."
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