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F1 ALL MEMBERS BRIEFLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF
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F2 Valley of the Sun CC SITE AND FORUM GUILDELINES
VOTSCC TOURNAMENT MAKING GUIDE
VOTSCC OUR WGT CC BASIC PROTOCOL

F3 Valley of the Sun CC HALL OF FAME REPLAY BLOOPERS
Valley of the Sun CC BEST OF REPLAYS

F4 WORLD CLOCK

F5 RECENT TOURNEY WINNERS
VOTSCC "KICK ASS" 100,000 POINT CLUB MEMBERS

F6 FORUM FOR PAGE 3 & SAT & SUN BRACKETS & TOURNEY INFO HERE
FLASH MOB & ECGA POKER & MY LEAGUE POOL HALL PROS
PERFECT GOLF
LEXMARK 2500 CREDIT TOURNEY
CLASH RULES AND RESULTS
BLITZ OFFICIAL RULES
DAILY BLITZ SCORES ONLY
THE MAGIC STAR
CHALLENGING THE KING
VOTSCC INTERPLAY CC VS CC MATCHES
ACE'S " Best of the Alternate Shot Championship "
JUNE28 RATTLESNAKE ALT SHOT

F7 VALLEY OF THE FUN
CRAZY WGT SHIT
DON"T CHOKE IT "JOKE IT "

F8 FORUM OF HOW TO'S
TIPS FROM THE DOCTOR OF TECHNOLOGY AZDEWARS
WGT GAME TIPS & TRICKS

F9 Current Events ,,Announcemets , Bulletin Board Part 1
AZ "HOT SHOTS" REMEMBERED
HIGH FIVES TO THE SKIES
RANDOM SELFLESS ACTS OF KINDNESS

F10 VOTSCC CC CLUBHOUSE
CC CART GIRL
TOURNEY TALK
GET YOUR CC TOURNEY ON

F11 CHAT ? ANYONE HERE TO CHAT WITH ?

F12 ANYTHING ELSE ?
DAVID LANES KICK ASS GALLERY OF ART
FORUM OF OLD WGT FORUM POST'S (archives)
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OFF THE WALL , THX FOR A WALL OF A GOOD TIME
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THIS FORUM IS FOR YOU ALL . PLEASE FEEL LIKE IT IS YOURS . READ THE FORUMS. POST COMMENTS . ASK QUESTIONS . IF YOU HAVE A COMPLAINT POST IT . MAKE SUGGESTIONS . READ SOME TUTORIALS . READ SOME GOLF TIPS . CHECK RECENT TOURNEY WINNERS . BROWSE OUR OLD FORUM ARCHIVES . LOG IN TO THE CHAT AND MESSAGE SOMEONE TO MEET YOU THERE AND ARRANGE A MATCH . LOG IN TO THE CHAT TO SEE IF SOMEONE IS THERE JUST TO SAY HI . MESSAGE ME IF YOU WANT TO GET ON THE DAILY BLITZ .
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Owner’s Objectives

It's been a while since I expressed some of my objectives for the CC . First of all I like and respect everyone that joins our club . I realize that not everyone knows what a CC is all about . Many have different reasons for joining . I really don't know how many of the other clubs are run . They are all different . What I want to emphasize in our CC is that whatever tier you are . That you feel comfortable here , part of a team of players that come here to find conditions that enable them to improve their game , hone their skills , lower their scores ,lower their averages , move up in tiers . Enjoyably and comfortably with the conditions that challenge them enough to keep that drive without the frustrationsof regular game play . All that is completely possible by either creating those tourneys yourself or by messaging me about it . Or someone else in your tier that has been creating tourneys . Any kind of information that you need to know should be provided here , any kind of appp , calculator , help , tutorial , tournament , statistic , message , opinion , gripe , compliment , etc , etc . Should able to be aqcuired here ( or in our website , as it may be easier there ). With your help , all of this can be done easily . We already have a good start . I am going to be here for a very long time trying to achieve all this . For any of you that think it's a good direction for your CC to go in . Then lets keep on keepin on . Sincerely , Your Co team member PDB1 , Paul ( sitting here on a rare rainy day ) May the SUN always be with you
POST OF THE WEEK

Re: Where are the Flags ?By Bertasion in Valley of the Sun Casual Club The other day upon the heather fair I hit a flagstick that was not there. I saw it's shadow and heard the clank but where it stood was just a blank. It was not there again today. I wonder when it will come back and stay. Brian
BLITZ LIST
HERE IS THE LIST OF BLITZ COURSES IN THE ORDER THEY ARE PLAYED EVERY WEEK OF EVERY SEASON .

DAILY BLITZ WEEKLY SCHEDULE



WEEK 1

BEST OF BANDON PAR 3
PEBBLE BEACH
THE OLYMPIC CLUB
VAHALLA
MERION


WEEK 2

PINEHURST NO.2
HARBOUR TOWN
KIAWAH ISLAND
ROYAL ST. GEORGE
CONGRESSIONAL


WEEK 3

ERIN HILLS
ST. ANDREWS
BALI HAI
CELTIC MANOR
BETHPAGE BLACK


WEEK 4

PINEHURST NO. 8
WOLF CREEK
CHALLANGE AT MANELE
EXPERIENCE AT KOELE
HILVERSUMSCHE


WEEK 5

EDGEWOOD TAHOE
BEST OF WATER SHOTS
BEST OF FAMOUS SHOTS
BEST OF PUTTING
CHAMBERS BAY

TIER & AVERAGE REQUIREMENTS
BASIC LEVEL AND AVERAGE REQUIREMENTS

You need to play at least 5 ranked rounds as hack before reaching Amateur.
When your average score is equal or smaller than 100 you go from Hack to Amateur.

You need to play at least 10 ranked rounds as amateur before reaching Pro.
When it is equal or smaller than 80 you go from Amateur to Pro..

You need to play at least 20 ranked rounds as Pro before reaching Tour Pro.
When it is equal or smaller than 72 you go from pro to Tour Pro.

You need to play at least 25 ranked rounds as Tour pro before reaching Master.
When it is equal or smaller than 67 you go from Tour Pro to Master.

You need to play at least 40 ranked rounds as Master before reaching Tour Master.
When it is equal or smaller than 63 you go from Master to Tour Master.

You need to play at least 50 ranked rounds as Tour Master before reaching Legend.
When it is equal or smaller than 61 you go from Tour Master to Legend.

You need to play at least 500 ranked rounds as Legend to saturated ( average stops going up ) before reaching Tour Legend.
When it is equal or smaller than 60 you go from Legend to Tour Legend.

You need to play at least 200 ranked rounds as Tour Legend to saturate ( average stops going up ).
When it is equal or smaller than 60 you go from Tour Legend to Champion.

You need to play an additional 200 ranked rounds as Tour Legend before reaching Champion.


You need to play another 200 ranked rounds as a Champion to saturate ( average stops going up ).


You need to play an undisclosed number of additional rounds and receive an exclusive personal invitation before reaching Tour Champion.

TWO MORE CENTS

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Post by pdb1 on Sat 05 Sep 2015, 10:11


  • Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He wasn't breathing, and his eyes looked glazed. Thinking quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls for help. He shouts at the emergency operator, "I think my friend is dead! What do I do!?"

    "Calm down", the operator says in a soothing voice, "I can help you. But first, we need to make sure he's dead."

    The phone goes silent for a second, then the operator hears a gunshot; "Ok", says the hunter, "now what?"
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    bad pick up line
    What’s wrong beautiful, you’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.
    guy next to him with another pick up line
    I like your shirt, wanna f*@#?
    third guy
    .That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be cuming too

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    Do you like jokes?
    If you do, I'll introduce you to my first ex-wife.
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    The Old Veteran
    A middle-aged woman decides to have a face-lift for her birthday. She spends $8000 and feels great about the results. On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper.
    Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
    "About 32," was the reply.
    "I'm exactly 47, " the woman says happily.
    A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl,"How old do you think I am?"
    "I guess about 29."
    The woman excitedly replies, "Nope, I'm 47!"
    Now she's feeling really great about herself. She stops in a drugstore on her way . . . down the street . . . asking everyone her question.
    While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old Veteran the same question.
    He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds kind of forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then I can tell you exactly how old you are."
    They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead." The Veteran slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully.
    After a couple of minutes of this she says "Okay, okay, that's enough, .....how old am I?"
    The old Veteran completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands and says, "Madam, you are 47."
    Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible! How could you possibly know that from a feel of my breasts?"
    The old Veteran replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

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    Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires.
    Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
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    Did you hear about the the little black boy who had diarrhea?

    He thought he was melting!
      ( oops who said that )

    .............................................................................................................................................................
    Yesterday, I went to the doctor because I was having major farting problems. He told me to take off my clothes, and he left the room.

    He came back in a couple minutes later with a rod about 6 foot long.

    "Dear God, what are you going to do with that?!" I asked, filled with fear.

    "I'm going to open a window. It smells like shyt in here!"
    .............................................................................................................................................................
    Today I told my wife, "Last night I had wild, passionate sex with another woman, but I was thinking of you the entire time."

    "Because you felt guilty?"

    No, because it kept me from cumming too fast!"

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    My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes. 
    I asked her, "What can I do to stop my addiction?"
    She said, "Whatever means necessary."
    "No it doesn't," I said.
     
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    A Golfers Love Story

    An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband
    reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha,
    soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In
    all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"

    Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've
    been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a
    good reason.

    Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never
    suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'"

    Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we
    were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage.

    Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next
    day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"

    Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for
    that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"

    Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't
    have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to
    see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no
    charge..."

    "I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of
    course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."

    "All right!!!"

    "Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you
    needed 73 more votes?"

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    For ALL You Golfers

    One morning, three women are golfing when suddenly a man runs by wearing
    nothing but a bag over his head.

    As he passes by the first woman, she looks down and says, "Well he's
    certainly not my husband". As he passes the second woman, she also glances
    downwards and says "He's not mine either".

    Then he passes by the third woman who also checks out his lower parts
    and says, "Wait a minute... he's not even a member of this club!"
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