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How Many to Change a Light Bulb?
How many NASCAR drivers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they can only go left.
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How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb? Change? Why change?
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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, let her do the dishes in the dark.
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How many George Bushes does it take to change a light bulb? Well, first of all, the light bulb did nothing wrong. Why do you hate freedom?
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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? I just found a new recipe for Egg Salad!
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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but they must all be in agreement that the lightbulb must be changed to increase efficiency.
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How many Ska kids does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to drop it, and one to “Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!” (thanks to Connor)
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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but you should have seen the size of that lightbulb!
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How many mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to scratch his butt, one to order the wrong part and one to tell you it won’t be here until Tuesday.
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How many Vietnam Vets does it take to change a light bulb? Forget it, man, you just wouldn’t understand.
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How many carpenters does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many Spaniards does it take to change a light bulb? Juan.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? One hundred. One to do it and 99 to say “Hey, I could have done that!”
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How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? Five. One to change the bulb, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it.
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How many dieters does it take to change a light bulb? If it’s “light”, what could be better?
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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they only screw in hot tubs.
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How many first trumpets does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three: one to screw it in, one to push the ladder out from under him, and one to say how he could have done both jobs so much better.
Paul
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