THE WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL

by **Paul** Mon 13 Jun 2016, 4:19 am

Some of these are harsh , some are just plain stupid . So please just bare through them . I deelted about 6 of them .

Hickory Dickory Dock,
This bitch was suckin' my cock,
The clock struck two,
I dumped my goo,
And dumped her at the end of the block!

Roll, roll, roll your joint,
pass it down the line,
take a toke and hold the smoke,
blow your fuckin' mind!

The Big Bad Wolf told Little Red Riding Hood to lift her top so he could suck her tits. "No," she said, lifting her skirt, "eat me like the fuckin' book says!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf,
Jack got high and pulled down his fly,
and Jill said "Where's the beef?"

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack jumped over the candlestick.
But Jack wasn't nimble,
And Jack wasn't quick,
So Jack went home with a charbroiled dick!

Roll, roll, roll your joint,
twist it at the end,
take a puff,
that's enough and pass it to a friend!

Little Bo Peep fucked a sheep,
blew a horse, licked his feet,
she ate his ass, so very nice,
tongued his balls, not once but twice.

Jack and Jill went up the hill and planned to do some kissing,
Jack took a pass and grabbed her ass,
and now two of his teeth are missing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could see Jill's fanny,
Jack got a shock,
And an eye full of cock,
Because Jill was a closet tranny.

There once was a young man from Kent,
Whose cock was so long that it bent.
When starting to screw,
It folded in two,
And instead of cumming he went.

Mary had a little lamb,
its fleece was black as charcoal,
every time she stroked it,
sparks flew out its asshole.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpy Dumpty had a great fall,
All the king's horses and all the kings men,
Finally had fucking eggs for breakfast again!

A confused young lady named Alice
Used a dynamite stick as a phallus
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
And bits of her tits were in Dallas!

jake and jill went up the hil
so jack could lick her candy
jack got a shock
a mouth full of cock
cause jill's real name was randy

There once was a man called Dave

Who kept a dead whore in a cave

He says " I admit, I'm a bit of a shit

But think of the money I save"

Mary Mary quite contrary,
shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy.

A mad scientist from Racine,
Invented a beat-off machine,
On the ninety-ninth stroke,
The goddamn thing broke,
And beat his balls into cream.

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Walking thru the jungle with my dick in my hand meanest mother fucker in congo land... Look up in a tree what did i see black MF tryn piss on me... So i picked up a rock hit him in the cock watched that nigger do the jungle rock...

Hickory Dickery Dock
A Tramp ran up and sucked my cock
She took a shot
Until the Cum Stop

They all say she ain't no good,
And I don't give a shit,
Maybe she's a loser,
But she's got some tits!

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Humpty Dumpty sat the bed little no peep was giving him head as he came she started to weep She could tell by the taste that he'd been shagging her sheep

Rapunzel Rapunzel, cut down your hair!
Your pussy is too hairy for yo mama to care!

i'm not calling you a slut, i'm calling you a penny : two faced, worthless and in everyone's pants.

why was the guitar teacher arrested? for fingering a minor

Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?
I live in a flat you fucking twat so how the fuck should I know.

There once was a man from Peru and he fell asleep in a canoe, while dreaming about Venus and playing with his penus he woke with a handful of goo

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There once was this man named Crocket he put his dick in a socket a bitch came in and turned on the switch and crocket took off like a rocket

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it,
He said quite crass,
As he lubed up his ass,
At last I've found a place I can tuck it!

Roses are red violates are blue i love ur legs but wuts in between

Twinkle twinkle little star
How I fucked your mom in the car
You were next and when I was done all u said is
Don't cum don't cum

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could have sex jack fucked Jill so hard his dick got stuck in her

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go to see their daughter jack slipped and fell and said what the hell and know they have another trotter!

Little boy blue, he needed the money

Little Johnny Horner sat in the corner eating a pizza pie, he shit pepperoni, blew his friend tony and wiped his mouth on his tie

What did Hitler (Mein Führer) do when his mom walked into his kitchen?

He shut the ovens and the gas off.

What did the Violinist say to the stripper?

How much to finger my instrument?

What did the mathematician say to the stripper?

Subtract your clothes and divide your legs, and I will add the sperm to multiply.

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had A Wife But Could Not Eat Her
Put Her In A Pumpkin Shell
And Masturbated Fast As Hell

I poked her standing
I poke her lying
I poked her when we went flying
But now she's dead but not forgotten
So I dug her up and I poked her rotten
Not that she's rotted and can't be found
For old times sake I poke the ground

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijauna
Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked "do you wanna"
Jill said yes, unbuttoned her dress
and then they had some fun
stupid Jill fogot her pill so now they have a son

Roses are yellow
Violets are green
You'll bite the pillow and
I'll do you mean

Sex is a sensation
Cause by temptation
A boy stick his location
To a girl's destination
To increase the population
For the next generation
Did u understand my explanation?
Or do u need
A demonstration?

Hickery dickery dock,
this bitch was sucking my cock,
I cut off her leg, while she began to beg,
I came inside her peg.