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F1 ALL MEMBERS BRIEFLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF
2015 NEW ANNOUNCEMENTS
F2 Valley of the Sun CC SITE AND FORUM GUILDELINES
VOTSCC TOURNAMENT MAKING GUIDE
VOTSCC OUR WGT CC BASIC PROTOCOL
F3 Valley of the Sun CC HALL OF FAME REPLAY BLOOPERS
Valley of the Sun CC BEST OF REPLAYS
F4 WORLD CLOCK
F5 RECENT TOURNEY WINNERS
VOTSCC "KICK ASS" 100,000 POINT CLUB MEMBERS
F6 FORUM FOR PAGE 3 & SAT & SUN BRACKETS & TOURNEY INFO HERE
FLASH MOB & ECGA POKER & MY LEAGUE POOL HALL PROS
PERFECT GOLF
LEXMARK 2500 CREDIT TOURNEY
CLASH RULES AND RESULTS
BLITZ OFFICIAL RULES
DAILY BLITZ SCORES ONLY
THE MAGIC STAR
CHALLENGING THE KING
VOTSCC INTERPLAY CC VS CC MATCHES
ACE'S " Best of the Alternate Shot Championship "
JUNE28 RATTLESNAKE ALT SHOT
F7 VALLEY OF THE FUN
CRAZY WGT SHIT
DON"T CHOKE IT "JOKE IT "
F8 FORUM OF HOW TO'S
TIPS FROM THE DOCTOR OF TECHNOLOGY AZDEWARS
WGT GAME TIPS & TRICKS
F9 Current Events ,,Announcemets , Bulletin Board Part 1
AZ "HOT SHOTS" REMEMBERED
HIGH FIVES TO THE SKIES
RANDOM SELFLESS ACTS OF KINDNESS
F10 VOTSCC CC CLUBHOUSE
CC CART GIRL
TOURNEY TALK
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THIS FORUM IS FOR YOU ALL . PLEASE FEEL LIKE IT IS YOURS . READ THE FORUMS. POST COMMENTS . ASK QUESTIONS . IF YOU HAVE A COMPLAINT POST IT . MAKE SUGGESTIONS . READ SOME TUTORIALS . READ SOME GOLF TIPS . CHECK RECENT TOURNEY WINNERS . BROWSE OUR OLD FORUM ARCHIVES . LOG IN TO THE CHAT AND MESSAGE SOMEONE TO MEET YOU THERE AND ARRANGE A MATCH . LOG IN TO THE CHAT TO SEE IF SOMEONE IS THERE JUST TO SAY HI . MESSAGE ME IF YOU WANT TO GET ON THE DAILY BLITZ .KWIK KLIK TO YOUR FAV FORUM
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Owner’s Objectives
It's been a while since I expressed some of my objectives for the CC . First of all I like and respect everyone that joins our club . I realize that not everyone knows what a CC is all about . Many have different reasons for joining . I really don't know how many of the other clubs are run . They are all different . What I want to emphasize in our CC is that whatever tier you are . That you feel comfortable here , part of a team of players that come here to find conditions that enable them to improve their game , hone their skills , lower their scores ,lower their averages , move up in tiers . Enjoyably and comfortably with the conditions that challenge them enough to keep that drive without the frustrationsof regular game play . All that is completely possible by either creating those tourneys yourself or by messaging me about it . Or someone else in your tier that has been creating tourneys . Any kind of information that you need to know should be provided here , any kind of appp , calculator , help , tutorial , tournament , statistic , message , opinion , gripe , compliment , etc , etc . Should able to be aqcuired here ( or in our website , as it may be easier there ). With your help , all of this can be done easily . We already have a good start . I am going to be here for a very long time trying to achieve all this . For any of you that think it's a good direction for your CC to go in . Then lets keep on keepin on . Sincerely , Your Co team member PDB1 , Paul ( sitting here on a rare rainy day ) May the SUN always be with you
POST OF THE WEEK
Re: Where are the Flags ?By Bertasion in Valley of the Sun Casual Club The other day upon the heather fair I hit a flagstick that was not there. I saw it's shadow and heard the clank but where it stood was just a blank. It was not there again today. I wonder when it will come back and stay. Brian
BLITZ LIST
HERE IS THE LIST OF BLITZ COURSES IN THE ORDER THEY ARE PLAYED EVERY WEEK OF EVERY SEASON .
DAILY BLITZ WEEKLY SCHEDULE
WEEK 1
BEST OF BANDON PAR 3
PEBBLE BEACH
THE OLYMPIC CLUB
VAHALLA
MERION
WEEK 2
PINEHURST NO.2
HARBOUR TOWN
KIAWAH ISLAND
ROYAL ST. GEORGE
CONGRESSIONAL
WEEK 3
ERIN HILLS
ST. ANDREWS
BALI HAI
CELTIC MANOR
BETHPAGE BLACK
WEEK 4
PINEHURST NO. 8
WOLF CREEK
CHALLANGE AT MANELE
EXPERIENCE AT KOELE
HILVERSUMSCHE
WEEK 5
EDGEWOOD TAHOE
BEST OF WATER SHOTS
BEST OF FAMOUS SHOTS
BEST OF PUTTING
CHAMBERS BAY
TIER & AVERAGE REQUIREMENTS
BASIC LEVEL AND AVERAGE REQUIREMENTS , AND SATURATIONYou need to play at least 5 ranked rounds as hack to saturate & be eligible for Amateur.
When your average score is equal or smaller than 100 you go from Hack to Amateur.
You need to play at least 10 ranked rounds as amateur to saturate & be eligible for Pro.
When your average score is equal or smaller than 80 you go from Amateur to Pro..
You need to play at least 20 ranked rounds as Pro to saturate & be eligible for Tour Pro.
When your average score is equal or smaller than 72 you go from pro to Tour Pro.
You need to play at least 25 ranked rounds as Tour pro to saturate & be eligible for Master.
When your average score is equal or smaller than 67 you go from Tour Pro to Master.
You need to play at least 40 ranked rounds as Master to saturate & be eligible for Tour Master.
When your average score is equal or smaller than 63 you go from Master to Tour Master.
You need to play at least 50 ranked rounds as Tour Master to saturate & be eligible for Legend.
When your average score is equal or smaller than 61 you go from Tour Master to Legend.
You need to play at least 500 ranked rounds as Legend to to saturate & be eligible for Tour Legend.
When your average score is equal or smaller than 60 you go from Legend to Tour Legend.
You need to play at least 200 ranked rounds as Tour Legend to to saturate & be eligible for Champion .
When your average score is equal or smaller than 59 you go from Tour Legend to Champion .
You need to play another 200 ranked rounds as a Champion to saturate .
You need to jump through 10,000 hoops before you receive an exclusive personal invitation before reaching Tour Champion.
May the SUN always be with you
Jokes 3/17/18
Jokes 3/17/18
by JimQ916 Sat 17 Mar 2018, 17:48
A wife asks her husband:
- Honey, what are you doing?
- I'm reading our marriage certificate.
- What for?
- I'm looking for an expiration date.
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Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed......My name, phone number, living address, etc.
************************************************
An elderly man remembers the good old days: “When I was young, my mom would send me to a store with a single dollar and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle of milk, a piece of cheese and 10 eggs. Nowadays that’s impossible – there are simply to many security cameras.
************************************************
Man: Lisa, why are you so angry with me?
Woman: Because I’m Connie!!!!
************************************************
Mark: Does my daughter Abby have a boyfriend?
Monica: Yes, a cute, strong and clever one.
Mark: What’s the name?
Monica: John, Michael and Bill.
************************************************
Unexpected sex – it's a great way to wake up as long as you're are not in a prison.
************************************************
One morning Tom calls to his boss:
Tom: Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt."
Boss: I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Tom calls again:
Tom: Boss, I followed your advice, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. Oh, by the way, you have a very nice house.
************************************************
One day during the family dinner the youngest son Paul asks his father:
Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality?
Daddy turns to his wife and asks: Would you sleep with George Clooney for a million dollars?
Wife answers: Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity.
Daddy turns to his teenage daughter and asks: Maria would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?
Maria answers: Surely I would! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room.
Daddy turns to his eldest son Mark and asks: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars!
Mark answers: Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money. So yes, I would sleep with him.
Then daddy turns back to his youngest son Paul and says to him: You see, Paul, we're potentially sitting with multi millionaires, but in reality we are sitting with two whores and a gay guy.
************************************************
A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of angry Indians. They were all prepared to kill him but their Chief declared that since they were celebrating the Great Spirit, they would grant the cowboy three wishes before he killing him:
The Chief comes up the prisoner, explains this to him, then asks: What do you want for your first wish?
The Prisoner says: I want talk to my horse
The Chief allows him to talk to the horse. The cowboy whispers in its ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with a naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed, so they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. A little while later, the cowboy stumbles out of the teepee, tucking in his shirt.
The Chief asks him once again: What do you want for your second wish?
The Prisoner says: I want to talk to my horse again.
Again, the cowboy whispers in the horse’s ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with another naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed indeed. So, once again, they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. The cowboy stumbles out a little while later.
The chief comes up to the cowboy and asks: So, what do you want for your last third wish?
The Prisoner replies: I want to talk to my horse again
He grabs the horse by the ears and yells into it: You stupid animal, I said POSSE, POSSE not ***!!!
************************************************
A man returns home and screams out loudly to his wife: Honey, pack your things, I won million dollars today!
The wife asks: What kind of clothes should I take with me? Summer or Winter?
The husband answers: All of them and get the hell out of here!
************************************************
A son asks his father: Daddy, what's in between mommy's legs?
Dad answers: My paradise.
The son then asks: And what's between your legs daddy?
Dad answers: The key.
The son then says: You need to change the lock because Mr. Smith has a pass key.
- Honey, what are you doing?
- I'm reading our marriage certificate.
- What for?
- I'm looking for an expiration date.
************************************************
Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed......My name, phone number, living address, etc.
************************************************
An elderly man remembers the good old days: “When I was young, my mom would send me to a store with a single dollar and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle of milk, a piece of cheese and 10 eggs. Nowadays that’s impossible – there are simply to many security cameras.
************************************************
Man: Lisa, why are you so angry with me?
Woman: Because I’m Connie!!!!
************************************************
Mark: Does my daughter Abby have a boyfriend?
Monica: Yes, a cute, strong and clever one.
Mark: What’s the name?
Monica: John, Michael and Bill.
************************************************
Unexpected sex – it's a great way to wake up as long as you're are not in a prison.
************************************************
One morning Tom calls to his boss:
Tom: Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt."
Boss: I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Tom calls again:
Tom: Boss, I followed your advice, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. Oh, by the way, you have a very nice house.
************************************************
One day during the family dinner the youngest son Paul asks his father:
Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality?
Daddy turns to his wife and asks: Would you sleep with George Clooney for a million dollars?
Wife answers: Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity.
Daddy turns to his teenage daughter and asks: Maria would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?
Maria answers: Surely I would! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room.
Daddy turns to his eldest son Mark and asks: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars!
Mark answers: Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money. So yes, I would sleep with him.
Then daddy turns back to his youngest son Paul and says to him: You see, Paul, we're potentially sitting with multi millionaires, but in reality we are sitting with two whores and a gay guy.
************************************************
A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of angry Indians. They were all prepared to kill him but their Chief declared that since they were celebrating the Great Spirit, they would grant the cowboy three wishes before he killing him:
The Chief comes up the prisoner, explains this to him, then asks: What do you want for your first wish?
The Prisoner says: I want talk to my horse
The Chief allows him to talk to the horse. The cowboy whispers in its ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with a naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed, so they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. A little while later, the cowboy stumbles out of the teepee, tucking in his shirt.
The Chief asks him once again: What do you want for your second wish?
The Prisoner says: I want to talk to my horse again.
Again, the cowboy whispers in the horse’s ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with another naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed indeed. So, once again, they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. The cowboy stumbles out a little while later.
The chief comes up to the cowboy and asks: So, what do you want for your last third wish?
The Prisoner replies: I want to talk to my horse again
He grabs the horse by the ears and yells into it: You stupid animal, I said POSSE, POSSE not ***!!!
************************************************
A man returns home and screams out loudly to his wife: Honey, pack your things, I won million dollars today!
The wife asks: What kind of clothes should I take with me? Summer or Winter?
The husband answers: All of them and get the hell out of here!
************************************************
A son asks his father: Daddy, what's in between mommy's legs?
Dad answers: My paradise.
The son then asks: And what's between your legs daddy?
Dad answers: The key.
The son then says: You need to change the lock because Mr. Smith has a pass key.
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