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Re: Where are the Flags ?By Bertasion in Valley of the Sun Casual Club The other day upon the heather fair I hit a flagstick that was not there. I saw it's shadow and heard the clank but where it stood was just a blank. It was not there again today. I wonder when it will come back and stay. Brian
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WGT National Enquirer Comic Contest for June 2011
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WGT National Enquirer Comic Contest for June 2011
WGT National Enquirer Comic Contest for June
![]() | ![]() ![]() | andyson 6,415 Posts | Tue, May 24 2011 1:26 PM |
- It's back!
Your chance to contribute to the June WGT National Enquirer
The Enquirer has learned WGT will have an expanded presence at this year's US Open. WGT is sponsoring Tai Chi Sword stretching exercises for the players on their way to the practice range. We have an exclusive photo of a dry run held recently at Congressional with Phil, Tiger, Lee Westwood and Martin Kaymer.
Fill in the bubbles with the player's thought or comment.. (Bubbles are shown as thoughts right now, but I will change if required)
The best entry will be featured on the cover of the next Enquirer.
The deadline for submissions is Tuesday May 31st at 11:59:59 PM Pacific Daylight Time.
Entries will be judged on originality, relevancy, and humor. Multiple entries are allowed. Campaigning is allowed. The only thing not allowed really is changing the photo below.
Decision of the judge, me, is final mostly. And I reserve editorial right to modify your entry to fit the bubbles, etc.
Let's see 'em people!
Click on photo for a larger image.
Example:
Phil says: Parallel Westwood! Get the sword parallel to the ground!
Tiger thinking: Sure glad Elin didn't have a sword...
Lee thinking: Bloody loudmouth Yank
Martin thinking: Hah! Those idiots are wearing street shoes.
from left to rightgsoup
2,929 PostsTue, May 24 2011 3:53 PM
YMCA
-G
left to right, Wax on Wax off--focus grasshooper-Yo Adrian-I must break you!!!renniw52
5,385 PostsTue, May 24 2011 4:19 PM
Darn Hopper, not Hooper that was Bert Reynolds.renniw52
5,385 PostsTue, May 24 2011 4:22 PM
Phil --- "I wish i could stick this sword in Tiger"lvietri
3,326 PostsTue, May 24 2011 5:22 PM
Lee --- "I wish i could stick this sword in Tiger"
Martin --- "I wish i could stick this sword in Tiger"
Tiger --- "Anyone know where the closest strip club is ? "lvietri
3,326 PostsTue, May 24 2011 5:31 PM
Phil --- "Come on Bollox .. I'm ready for you"
Lee --- "AvatarLee my azz ... I'm the #1 Lee on WGT"
Martin --- "Hey Priestess --- Let's Rock"
Tiger --- "Anyone know where the closest strip club is ? "lvietri
3,326 PostsTue, May 24 2011 5:35 PM
Phil --- "I'm going to take this sword and cut down that dam tree on BP #2 !!!"
Lee --- "I'm going to take this sword and cut down the F'ing Fescue on St A 4 !!!"
Martin --- "I'm going to take this sword and cut up whoever invented this infernal meter !!!"
Tiger --- "Anyone know where the closest strip club is ? "
Anyone sense a recurring theme ???
Phil...Who ARE these guysLizzieRossetti
1,545 PostsTue, May 24 2011 6:14 PM
Lee...Count to ten,one ,two,five,six,oh,ten
Martin...Bread,milk,bacon,ketchup,umm,what else did she say,oh ya,coffee
Tiger...Oh! A butterfly!
Lizzie xx
Sorry Lou,no reccuring theme occurs
Phil - Jesus, doesn't ANYONE know how to clear their cache?JuanMendoza
466 PostsWed, May 25 2011 1:19 AM
Lee - Why am I waiting for these losers? I could be shooting zombies...
Martin - Bloody hell, 12 minutes and counting...
Tiger - Wow, this is the best porn site EVER!
Tiger- AH! my knee can't hold this forever idiot!bfghd
1,321 PostsWed, May 25 2011 3:33 PM
Lee- Must find a way to fill those lakes in at Congressional before I waste too much money!
Phil- Stupid Legnds, they're making qualifying too dang hard!
Martin- This is so not worth $50 an hour..
![]() | ![]() ![]() | sixkiller 1,147 Posts | Wed, May 25 2011 4:01 PM |
- Phil: I have GOT to get a sports Bra! Tiger: When do the broads show up? Lee: I need a proper Broad Sword! Martin: Jeez, Phil is getting chunky!
Phil thinking: Hell, I'll do anything to finally win this.ThreeSpot
476 PostsWed, May 25 2011 8:16 PM
Tiger thinking: I could teach these guys a thing or 2 about thrusting.
Lee thinking: Who's #1? Losers.
Martin says: My name is Martin! Martin!!!
Phil thinking: 1000 credits and this is all I have to do? Sweet!ThreeSpot
476 PostsWed, May 25 2011 8:17 PM
Tiger thinking: I hope this doesn't violate the terms of my TWO contract.
Lee thinking: Look dignified, look dignified, look dignified...
Martin thinking: Wow, how old are these guys?
Phil - "Chi Chi would be, really, good at this."MonumentValley
58 PostsWed, May 25 2011 8:39 PM
Eldrick - "Nicklaus didn't have to do this ****."
Lee - "Someday when I'm given my knighthood, King William is gonna come at me with one of these things."
Martin - "Andyson should have put up the picture of Barry toasting the Queen."sixkiller
1,147 PostsThu, May 26 2011 7:44 AM - Phil: Still no left handed avatar!
- Tiger: Why are all the black guys bald?
- Lee: I'm #1, why cant I shoot 53?
- Martin: Damn, Phil is getting chunky!
opyeuclid
6,666 PostsThu, May 26 2011 8:20 AM
2. Tiger : I have a wedgie
3. Lee: Did you see that Yancy made Master !!
4 . Martin : Who is Yancy ?TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsThu, May 26 2011 8:22 AM
Phil thinking: Ive never heard of this TAI CHI course. I wonder where it is?
Tiger thinking:Man, im up to here in the s**t.
Lee thinking: Bet you anything Phil thinks its a New course somewhere, he he.
Martin thinking: Ugh, i need a new deodorant.
Phil Singing: Everybody was kung fu fighting........TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsThu, May 26 2011 8:27 AM
Tiger says: Theres a difference between kung fu and Tai chi Phil.
Lee Says: Hey Tiger, i suppose your going to tell us there is a difference between Cabo del sol and Kiawah next, eh?
Martin says: Lets not get into that 1 guys.
Phil .... I'd love to play a round with BolloxInBrugeslvietri
3,326 PostsThu, May 26 2011 6:53 PM
Lee ... I'd love to play a round with AvaterLee
Martin .. I'd love to play a round with that old guy ... what's his name .. Tibbets
Tiger ... I'd love to play around with Lizzie, Priestess, SweetiePie, IvaThongon, FreakieDeakie, Rosie5, Lisa03, etc. etc. etc.opyeuclid
6,666 PostsThu, May 26 2011 7:03 PM
"in peice with your inner self "
Zeen Master then tells them,,,
let the man that you are be true !!!
Phil thinks ,,,, I am the Man that I made of myself .
Lee thinks,,,,,,, I am the ball and I am the master of my game .
Martin thinks ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Its not the club,s that make the Man ,But the Man that make,s the club,s
Tiger thinks for a long time ,,,,,,,,,,,, IM BATMAN
![]() | ![]() ![]() | lvietri 3,326 Posts | Thu, May 26 2011 7:09 PM |
- Sung to the tune of "With a little help from my Friends" ...
Phil - Oh I get by with a little help from my friends
Lee - Mmm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Martin - Mmm, I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends
Tiger - Yoiu guys need better friends ... I get laid with a little help from my friends - With a little help from my FRIENDS - MMM
Tai chi my foot ...resozv
893 PostsFri, May 27 2011 6:07 PM
TRY THIS
Phil: No comment
Lee: Ouch
Martin: Oooofff
Tiger: One more time
4 days and only 3 pages so far? Too tough? Or is everyone busy trying to get below the cut line?andyson
6,415 PostsSat, May 28 2011 10:02 AM PugsAce
1,825 PostsSat, May 28 2011 12:28 PM
Phil: I think i just sliced my left moob!sixkiller
1,147 PostsSat, May 28 2011 2:06 PM
Tiger: When I was #1 I didn't have to do this sh**!
Lee: I AM #1, why am I doing this sh**?
Martin: I'm #3, I try harder!
Phil; Rub your head, pat your belly. Rub your head, pat your belly. Got it!oldmanhacker
47 PostsSat, May 28 2011 10:05 PM
Tiger: Rub my "Winkie", I'll pat your head.... heh heh!!
Lee: Pat your bell....no,no,..Pat your head, cut your belly. That's it!
Martin: I farted......Downwind!!..Downwind!!...Hook!!...Hook!!!....Got lucky on that one.oldmanhacker
47 PostsSat, May 28 2011 11:01 PM
Tiger: No sex on WGT? Ohhh, my leg hurts. My foot hurts. I quit.
Lee: WGT is harder than the PGA. Should have stayed on the European Tour.
Martin: WGT...i thought it stood for World German Tour.oldmanhacker
47 PostsSat, May 28 2011 11:25 PM
Tiger: Shut up. You try standing like this with a bad leg,a bad foot and a boner.
Lee: Cheer up, chaps. This is the easy part.
Martin: Yeah, wait till you see what we have to do to fix our hook. Just don't let this guy behind you, that's all i got to say.oldmanhacker
47 PostsSat, May 28 2011 11:37 PM
Phil: I'm bored.
Tiger: I want to go play Tiger Woods Online.
Lee: I'm hungry.
Martin: I just want to go home.PRIESTESS
10,560 PostsSun, May 29 2011 7:02 AM
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![]() | ![]() ![]() | sixkiller 1,147 Posts | Sun, May 29 2011 7:16 AM |
- Phil: Crap!, I just ripped my britches!
Tiger: Warm up? Warm up?. I don't need no stinking Warm up!
Lee: What are we going to do at St. Georges?, yoga maybe?
Martin: I hope that rip I just heard wasn't a fart!
Phil: I have a 1 in 1,000 chance of pulling this off....Bones, I'm goin for it !StrangeMagic
1,304 PostsSun, May 29 2011 8:06 AM
Tiger: I don't care if its gonna cost me 100 million...Those IHOP waitresses are hot !
Lee: If I don't win I'm goin to the pub with me boys !
Martin: I may look like I need a laxative but that's just my game face.
All in unison: No pit stains thanks to our Dove Men + Care productsDuffyWaldorf
286 PostsSun, May 29 2011 6:51 PM
Happy Golfing
Joe
PS the only thing that stinks is my sense of humor
Phil: UGH, when they said US Open training I didn't imagine this.bfghd
1,321 PostsSun, May 29 2011 7:04 PM
Tiger: The only upside is the hot yogs instructors.
Lee: Dang, stupid pond costs me my 1st place ranking.
Martin: Hey, at least I get free golf balls!PugsAce
1,825 PostsSun, May 29 2011 10:57 PM andyson
6,415 PostsTue, May 31 2011 9:51 AM opyeuclid
6,666 PostsTue, May 31 2011 12:12 PM
Lee,, do tell us please.
Martin,, Yes please tell us.
Phil ,, Someone said they saw Frank Zappa in a bowl of corn flake,s
Tiger,, I dont get it
Phil: Andyson is a Sadist!sixkiller
1,147 PostsTue, May 31 2011 3:12 PM
Tiger: Andyson put me on the back row, grrrrr!
Lee: Andyson, the red tassel clashes with my pastels!
Martin: Who the hell is Andyson anyway?andyson
6,415 PostsTue, May 31 2011 5:03 PM sixkiller
1,147 PostsTue, May 31 2011 7:00 PM Damn Andy, can't run anything by you!
![]() | ![]() ![]() | sixkiller 1,147 Posts | Tue, May 31 2011 7:07 PM |
- Phil: sh**! might need a breast reduction!
Tiger: sh**! might need sex addiction intervention!
Lee: Sh**! might need A cheat program to shoot 53!
Martin: Sh**! might need name recognition! andyson
6,415 PostsFri, Jun 3 2011 12:45 PM
Look for the WGT National Enquirer June edition very, very, shortly.
Sixkiller, DuffyWaldorf and TWOMINUSONE have all received this unique, handcrafted, and very expensive WGT National Enquirer Comic Contest "Screwball" trophy..
LOL Andyson. Cheers mate, it certainly suits my game at the moment.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsFri, Jun 3 2011 1:31 PM DuffyWaldorf
286 PostsThu, Jun 9 2011 6:23 PM
Happy Golfing
Joe

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