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WHAT YOU SAY WHEN CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK
Valley of the Sun Casual Club :: ENTERTAINMENT , SPORTS & NEWS & SOCIAL MEDIA :: 'JUST SAYIN' THINGS
WHAT YOU SAY WHEN CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK
9.”This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”
8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got here just in time.”
7. “I wasn’t sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work- related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?”
4. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
3. “The coffee machine is broken.”
2. “Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.”
And the number one best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
1. ” … in Jesus’ name, Amen.”
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