KELLY'S KOOKY KOLOSSOL KORNER

by **Paul** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 12:53 pm

This is a small collection of posts comments , humor , accolades , aliases etc . From one of our favorite CC members .
CrustyDemon1
AKA
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by **Paul** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 12:56 pm

CrustyDemon1

275 Posts
01-19-2016 1:46 AM

Glad you all enjoyed the giggle :-}

pdb1:
You might get moderated

Haha...no way Boss! lol
I have my own personal thoughts on swearing, or cussing as you Yankees call it...and I'm gonna force them upon anyone who reads this ...lol
The English language is changing. Times are changing. I say f*ck a lot...in everyday use.
That word, and others are slowly disappearing from our "obscenities" files, and becoming more and more accepted as general speech, slang or lingo...whatever you wanna call it.
After all, it's just a word...and when used in the classy manner that I do, it becomes less offensive, and more a term of enlightened endearment...hehee
So, in closing, I hope you all have or had a fantastic f*cking day, and I wish all you f*ckfaces the very f*cking best with everything you f*cking do....and just remember I love every single one of you f*cks.
With much f*cking love,
Kussing Kelly :-}
pdb1

7,488 Posts
01-19-2016 1:58 AM

THE FCK THREAD

pdb1:
You might get moderated

CrustyDemon1:
Haha...no way Boss! lol

I certainly hope not . People have been banned for less .

There are some forums where it isn't against the rules . It is here .
I would hate to see your cute little fcking ass get in trouble .
Re: THE FCK THREAD
- CrustyDemon1
  
  275 Posts
  01-19-2016 2:43 AM
  
  Hahaha...I LOVE that thread!
  Especially the video...lol
  Kelly
  x

by **Paul** Wed 20 Jan 2016, 3:56 pm

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by **Paul** Wed 27 Jan 2016, 3:10 pm

pdb1

7,610 Posts
01-07-2016 3:08 AM

Our illustrious and volumptous . Kick Ass Kelly . Has now been promoted to one more of her many titles . To Director of Human Relations .

Congrats Kelly . I'm sure you will wear it well .
The Boss Man .
Bertasion

230 Posts
01-07-2016 4:57 AM

Congratulations, Kelly; just remember that my title is Supreme Dictator of the Universe, seven billion times removed. Brian
Ber3n

164 Posts
01-07-2016 8:36 AM

Congrats Kelly!
JimQ916

1,896 Posts
01-07-2016 9:00 AM

Congratulations Kelly....don't expect a salary bump though....Jim
dschom5

195 Posts
01-07-2016 11:58 AM

Congrats kelly way to go.

Turd Ferguson
UZiBerlin

113 Posts
01-07-2016 12:56 PM

Interesting promotion: the Director of Human Relations is living as remote and forlone as thinkable, I have no idea how human relations can be groomed from down there.
wishman51

228 Posts
01-07-2016 2:47 PM

That's cool Kelly. I have trouble relating with some humans.

CrustyDemon1

293 Posts
01-07-2016 4:18 PM

pdb1:
I'm sure you will wear it well

I will do my best Paul. It is a privilege and an honour...thank you :-}

Bertasion:
my title is Supreme Dictator of the Universe, seven billion times removed.

I'm guessing it's your wife who removed you 7 billion times Brian? heheee

JimQ916:
don't expect a salary bump though

Oh? Dayum...there go the aspirations...lol

UZiBerlin:
I have no idea how human relations can be groomed from down there

You'd be surprised Urs :-}

wishman51:
That's cool

I'm sure you mean Kool Andrew...hehee

wishman51:
I have trouble relating with some humans

So do I, but let's hope there are enough humans in this CC to relate to :-}
Thank you all for the congrats...as I said, I'm deeply honoured to have this prestigious title bestowed upon me, and I'll do my best to justify it :-}
Kommander Kelly :-}
x
kmamjmemedmmm

339 Posts
01-07-2016 6:08 PM

Congrats Ms. Kelly.
kishoph

327 Posts
01-08-2016 3:11 AM

Congratulations.
CrustyDemon1

293 Posts
01-09-2016 7:01 AM

kmamjmemedmmm:

Congrats Ms. Kelly.

kishoph:

Congratulations.

Thank you both so much!
You may now all call me Mistress Kelly....lol
Tha kooky 1
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TinysTeeShot

174 Posts
01-09-2016 10:35 AM

Congrats on the new job, I think...lol
CrustyDemon1

293 Posts
01-09-2016 6:31 PM

TinysTeeShot:

Congrats on the new job, I think...lol

Lol...ty Tiny Timmy :-}
Kelly
x
pdb1

7,610 Posts
01-17-2016 3:54 PM

Here is your trophy Kelly . A little late . Definitely a worthy recipient . Congrats .
harry4364

285 Posts
01-17-2016 4:08 PM

man,look at that,you are very special
- JimQ916
  
  1,896 Posts
  01-17-2016 4:44 PM
  
  Great Trophy Paul.....well deserved Kelly
- TinysTeeShot
  
  174 Posts
  01-17-2016 7:33 PM
  
  Human Relations???
  Well if Brian tells ya Kevin and I were picking on him during our match today, he's just a sore winner....hehehe
  Finally got to play a match with Cindy, had a great time, ntmu hun!
  Tiny
- azdewars
  
  244 Posts
  01-17-2016 10:24 PM
  
  Congrats Kelly. I need to get out more. Paul has a unique way of seeing qualities in people that most never see. Now i see Paul mentioned a couple qualities in his post so there's one that come's to mind and its can't think of the word I wanted to type, uummm Brilliant, Hilarious, Incredible, Breathtaking, uummm, ,Enigmatic, Heart-stopping, Passionate, its right on the tip of my tongue, uummm, Riveting, Fiery, Gorgeous, Tempestuous, Dazzling, Exhilarating Courageous, Hypnotic, OH Got It BEAUTIFUL.. : - ))
  John - azdewars
- CrustyDemon1
  
  293 Posts
  01-18-2016 2:28 AM
  
  Wow!
  Just...wow!
  I am beside myself with pride :-}
  Thank you for the trophy Paul, I'll treasure it.
  And thank you to everyone for their very kind comments...I'm humbled once again :-}
  
  Kelly
  x
- pdb1
  
  7,610 Posts
  01-18-2016 2:35 AM
  
  azdewars:
  Paul mentioned a couple qualities in his post so there's one that come's to mind and its can't think of the word I wanted to type, uummm Brilliant, Hilarious, Incredible, Breathtaking, uummm, ,Enigmatic, Heart-stopping, Passionate, its right on the tip of my tongue, uummm, Riveting, Fiery, Gorgeous, Tempestuous, Dazzling, Exhilarating Courageous, Hypnotic, OH Got It BEAUTIFUL.. : - ))
  
  All of which I have described to her before . But she just loves it . Can't tell her enough .
- CrustyDemon1
  
  293 Posts
  01-18-2016 3:12 AM
  
  pdb1:
  All of which I have described to her before . But she just loves it . Can't tell her enough .
  
  Heheeeee
  x

by **Paul** Sun 07 Feb 2016, 9:39 pm

CrustyDemon1

339 Posts
Sat, Feb 6 2016 1:43 AM

pdb1:
Trying not to take all this personally . But maybe I should .

Ooooo...sometimes I just wanna.....

You!

pdb1:
Any help ?

I'll put my liddle brain to work, and we'll come up with somrthing :-}
It's not your fault, and you should not take it all personal.
Kelly
x

by **Paul** Sun 07 Feb 2016, 9:43 pm

CrustyDemon1

339 Posts
Sat, Feb 6 2016 4:19 PM

Yes, congratulations guys :-}
You see that blank space bottom right corner?
That will be MINE mine mine mine!
(insert evil laugh)
Kelly
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by **Paul** Sun 07 Feb 2016, 9:44 pm

EVIL LAUGH

by **Paul** Mon 08 Feb 2016, 3:25 am

CrustyDemon1

133 Posts
09-23-2015 1:35 AM

How did I get Keka in the 1st round?

Enlarge this image Click to see fullsize

I have a lot of luck...pity it's all bad! lol
Haha just kidding...well done Keka :-}
Kelly
xxx

by **Paul** Tue 09 Feb 2016, 4:31 pm

THIS MIGHT HELP

Between CrustyDemon1, pdb1

KELLY'S KOOKY KOLOSSOL KORNER 1-49

pdb1 wrote
on 08 Feb 2016 at 2:19 PM

CrustyDemon1 wrote
on 09 Feb 2016 at 2:08 AM

Hahaha, I love it!
I can really use that tip...lol

Kelly
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by **Paul** Wed 10 Feb 2016, 2:00 pm

CrustyDemon1

345 Posts

Sun, Aug 23 2015 8:35 PM

Thank you Paul, for accepting me so quickly into the CC.
I had been reading lots about this CC in the wgt forum when I decided to take a look...it looks fantastic!
Gonna take me a week to read the forum...lol
About me....my name is Kelly, and I'm an architecture student at Uni in Melbourne, Australia.
I love to play CC tourneys, so am almost always red when here, but a PM from new friends might encourage me to drop what I'm doing for a game.
Future boyfriends and husbands need not apply...lol
I'm here to have good cleanish fun :-)
Hope to meet lots of you soon
Kelly :-}
P.S.
My wgt name is because I am a motorcycle stunt freak...no, I don't ride one, but I love them.

pdb1

7,831 Posts

Sun, Aug 23 2015 10:40 PM

Hi Kelly . Welcome to our awesome CC . There is a welcome on your profile wall and another in this forum . We just love to welcome . Lol . It is true . Friendly , helpful informative , fun are just a few adjectives that describe our members . Because of those and a constant effort to friend all members for possible invites to multiplayer rounds . Particularly friending our Tourney Directors first . As they may need to PM a heads up for a round that may need to be played before the clock times out . There are more T-Makers that are very good and make very interesting events . You may make any Tournament you like as well .
There is a website that I have put together that offers many features not available here at WGT . Mainly a place to record and store member statistics , achievements , records . tournaments , scorecards , trophies , awards , accolades . For all members .
There are also a myriad of tutorials , tips , tricks , putting , wind , calculators and meters .
Links to everything under the SUN . So much more .
I only ask that CC members register there with their WGT username . That is all that you will be asked as far as the website is concerned .
Our focus is almost entirely on this WGT CC and this CC forum .
However the website is a lot of fun and E1 is welcome to utilize it in anyway they want . There are many members there from other CC's and members from no CC's .
If you know how to move around in our CC touney's . There is a stroke bracket and a CTTH bracket running at all times . We also run a daily BLITZ every week day .
link to Blitz forum scorecard
DESERT BLITZ SEASON 7 WEEK 2
link to BLITZ rules
" HOW TO PLAY OUR BLITZ "
I'll stop for now . Welcome to VOTSCC .
Paul
may the SUN always be with you

by **Paul** Sun 14 Feb 2016, 2:58 pm

robmurphy4

677 Posts
Sat, Feb 13 2016 1:54 PM

Is Kelly a Blonde. Just wondering. LOL.
pdb1

7,976 Posts
Sat, Feb 13 2016 2:57 PM

Lol . Not likely . Blondes got nothing on her .
JimQ916

2,005 Posts
Sat, Feb 13 2016 3:13 PM

I agree!!!!
pdb1

7,976 Posts
Sat, Feb 13 2016 6:03 PM

Wonder what she'd do with that 50 Shades Of Grey though . lol .
CrustyDemon1

361 Posts
Sun, Feb 14 2016 5:23 AM

robmurphy4:

Is Kelly a Blonde. Just wondering. LOL.

Is that a blonde joke Robby?
pdb1:
Wonder what she'd do with that 50 Shades Of Grey though . lol .

I would teach the writer how to write true erotika :-}

Kelly :-}
x

pdb1

7,976 Posts

Sun, Feb 14 2016 6:29 AM

e] CrustyDemon1:

I would teach the writer how to write true erotika :-}

Kelly :-}

ADVANCED EROTICA CLASSES BY WORLD RENOWN PROFESSOR KINKELLA
10 classes , 5 shades per class
students must pass physical exam
accessories provided
all comers must be18 or older
by signing this disclaimer students agree to submit to any physical and or mental torture and or abuse the Professor commands or demands or requires .

CrustyDemon1

361 Posts
Sun, Feb 14 2016 5:27 AM

Sorry I couldn't make it to the office today...my car desperately needed a wash :-}
CrustyDemon1

361 Posts
Sun, Feb 14 2016 5:29 AM
CrustyDemon1

361 Posts
Sun, Feb 14 2016 5:30 AM
JimQ916

2,005 Posts
Sun, Feb 14 2016 5:34 AM

Hey Kelly...those pics are funny as hell ....lol...Jim
CrustyDemon1

361 Posts
Sun, Feb 14 2016 5:36 AM
CrustyDemon1

361 Posts
Sun, Feb 14 2016 5:38 AM

Haha...thank you Jimmy :-}
Now here's something from a VERY wise man...lol

by **Paul** Sun 14 Feb 2016, 3:02 pm

CrustyDemon1

361 Posts
Sun, Feb 14 2016 5:41 AM

pdb1:
Puts me in a very awkward position . I guess I can say that 12 non responding members is much easier to live with than 24 or 36 or 48

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pdb1

7,976 Posts

Sun, Feb 14 2016 6:48 AM

this is not a pizza party .

CrustyDemon1

361 Posts

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JimQ916

2,005 Posts

Sun, Feb 14 2016 5:34 AM

Hey Kelly...those pics are funny as hell ....lol...Jim

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CrustyDemon1

361 Posts

Sun, Feb 14 2016 5:38 AM

Haha...thank you Jimmy :-}
Now here's something from a VERY wise man...lol

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CrustyDemon1

361 Posts

Sun, Feb 14 2016 5:27 AM

Sorry I couldn't make it to the office today...my car desperately needed a wash :-}

KELLY'S KOOKY KOLOSSOL KORNER 12705300_1748723142026178_6695846392808016764_n

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by **Paul** Thu 18 Feb 2016, 11:27 am

Kelly fit into the CC immediately . Always quick with a joke . Ready to play whenever her studies would allow . What impressed me the most were her extremely insightful anecdotes for various problems and conflicts . She was quickly promoted to " CRUSTY DEMON SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT AND HEAD CHAIRPERSON FOR THE ADVISORY COMMITTEE " and then
" Veteran CrustyDemon1 Suprintendant of the Advisory Board & Head of Human Relations " or the other way around . I can't remember .

She loved big long titles .

She also had a penchant for putting a little twist in her name . Here are a few ;

pdb1
8,038 Posts
Tue, Feb 9 2016 5:07 PM
Ber3n:

Who is Crustyhwtx?
Now to be known as

KookyKanadianGal

pdb1:
If you hadn't noticed she is a gal of many faces and names . I would venture to say she has signed as 30 to 40 variations so far .

Here are a few of them
1)Kelly Karisma :-}
2)Konfident Kelly :-}
3)Kussing Kelly :-}
4)Krude Kelly
5)Kick Ass Kelly .
6)Kommander Kelly :-}
7)Tha kooky 1
8)Mistress Kelly
8)Ms. Kelly.
9)Kinky Kelly
10)Khrismassy Kelly :-}
11)Kruisin Kelly
12)Kountry Klub Klash Klown
13)Kurious Kelly
14)Director of Kommon Sense Kelly
15)Koncerned Kelly
16)Kombat Kelly
17)Krafty Kelly
18)Veteran CrustyDemon1 Suprintendant of the Advisory Board & Head of Human Relations "
19) " CRUSTY DEMON SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT AND HEAD CHAIRPERSON FOR THE ADVISORY COMMITTEE "
20)Komic Kelly
21)Kool Kelly
22)Krazy Kelly
23)Kalm Kelly
24)Kid Kelly
25)Kelly the Kid
26)Koach Kelly
27)Kelly's Koachin Klinic
28)Kruel Kelly
29)Frustermated Kelly
30)Kelly kutesie .
31)Crustyhwtx
32)Kodak Moment Kelly
33)Kueen Korporate Katty Kelly
34)Krystal Klear Kelly
35)Kilowatt Kelly
36)Kurtsying Kelly
37)Kooky Karing Kelly
38)Kooked Kelly
39)Klandestine Kelly
40)Kontent Kelly
41)Kaniving Kelly
42)Kaniving Kelly
43)Kissmonster Kelly
44)Knackered Kelly
45)Kelly das Kind
46)Krazy Happy Kelly
47)KookyKanadianGal
48)Kelly for Kongress
50)Kasper Kelly
51) Konfused Kelly
52) Kareful Kelly
53)Kelly, the OTHER Kute kitten
54) The Kookiest One

Lol just to name a few .

My goodness...I used all those?

Lol . So cute .

by **Paul** Sun 28 Feb 2016, 9:55 pm

CrustyDemon1

413 Posts
Sun, Jan 31 2016 6:33 PM

Well, how about this then :-
31 Jan
CrustyDemon1 came in first place inBEST OF BRANDON UPPER TIERS (L - C) CTTH.

Not bad for someone who never played ctth before joining this CC huh?

Heheee

(sorry Robby...lol)

Kelly
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pdb1

8,281 Posts
Sun, Jan 31 2016 6:59 PM

Comes as no surprise Kelly . You are quickly excelling at all levels . Well done and Congrats .
CrustyDemon1

413 Posts
Sun, Jan 31 2016 7:07 PM

Aww, thank you so much Boss :-}
Another trophy for my bedside table :-}
I had to apologize to Rob coz I just pipped him at the post with only minutes left on the clock, so he had no chance to reply with a better score...heheee
Sneaky Kelly
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pdb1

8,281 Posts
Sun, Jan 31 2016 7:21 PM
TinysTeeShot

308 Posts
Sun, Jan 31 2016 7:36 PM

[size=32]You Rock[/size]
[size=32]Girl!!![/size]
CrustyDemon1

413 Posts
Sun, Jan 31 2016 7:45 PM

Lol
Thank you guys :-}
kishoph

356 Posts
Mon, Feb 1 2016 4:25 AM

Congratulations Kelly, that was an excellent score.

by **Paul** Sun 27 Mar 2016, 7:44 am

by **Paul** Wed 10 Aug 2016, 6:01 pm

irisheyez5

1,170 Posts
Tue, Aug 9 2016 9:32 PM

Wheres the freckin bar i need a drink !!!
pdb1

10,613 Posts

Tue, Aug 9 2016 10:31 PM

Saw this today .
CrustyDemon1

624 Posts

Wed, Aug 10 2016 4:59 AM

irisheyez5:
Wheres the freckin bar i need a drink !!!

Course you do honey :-}
Kelly's Korner Bar is open 24 hrs for you.
Guiness at the ready...or Kilkenny if you prefer?
Kultural Kelly
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pdb1

10,613 Posts

Wed, Aug 10 2016 5:20 AM

Kelly if you have Watney's red barrel or Watney's cream stout . I'll be right on over . been over 24 years since I had a good beer .
Which is closer Australia
or Jamaica ?
JimQ916

3,107 Posts

Wed, Aug 10 2016 6:20 AM

Where's my bear damn it!!!! Left out again!!!!!
wishman51

393 Posts

Wed, Aug 10 2016 10:46 AM

JimQ916:

Where's my bear damn it!!!! Left out again!!!!!

I usually leave my bear out. He tends to wreck the house
wishman51

393 Posts

Wed, Aug 10 2016 10:48 AM

I think this influx of new blood is great. Many more green people out there. Maybe I'll get enough stroke matches to Tier up. That is if I can actually play below par.
irisheyez5

1,170 Posts

Wed, Aug 10 2016 11:26 AM

I always loved going to Kelly's Korner Bar ... she always dressed so nice )
pdb1

10,613 Post

Wed, Aug 10 2016 5:55 PM

Yes we have been admiriing her for some time now .

CrustyDemon1:

To all my lovely Sun Spots :-} Merry Christmas Sun Spots!

Stay safe! Stay safe!
Kinky Kelly
xxx Khrismassy Kelly :-}
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