THE WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL

by **Paul** Sat 25 Feb 2017, 4:56 pm

An Inside Look at Golf:

Hope this helps your game.

You may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last several years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about golf. I am very proud of the results, and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family to help me out.

I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle, experience, and playing with friends. I'm hopeful you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy your game that much more as you enjoy the great outdoors.

The cost is only $19.95 and can be ordered. Don't wait until they're all gone !!!!

AN INSIDE LOOK AT GOLF

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titelist from the tee.

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie eight in a bunker.

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank.

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger.

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management.

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a six Hour Round.

Chapter 10- When A Divot becomes classified as Sod.

Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water.

Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th hole.

Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.

Chapter 14-When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.

Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee.

Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.

Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.

Chapter 18 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever.

Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique.

Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Chapter 21 - How to respond when your wife says, "Oh Joe that was not a very good shot!"

Chapter 22 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl, give her a $3 tip, but will bitch about a $4.00 beer at the 19th Hole - and stiff the Bartender.

Thanking you in advance for your order.

by **NEXT260** Wed 01 Mar 2017, 4:45 pm

Do you have any sponsors yet ?

by **Paul** Wed 01 Mar 2017, 9:10 pm

NEXT260 wrote:Do you have any sponsors yet ?

When I just now saw your inquiry . I looked up at the post . Called my wife over to read it . Then for about 5 whole minutes I thought I was losing my mind . Not only am I sure I did not write it . But I thought for sure I had never seen it before either . But it sure the hell looks like I not only posted it . But it looks like I wrote it too .
But then I noticed what forum it is in . VALLEY OF THE FUN
A forum that I copy and paste stuff from other websites . So I went to look for this post . I found it . In the jokes section of a website . I barely remember glancing over it and thinking hmmm interesting . But I don't remember copy and pasting it .
So now that I am looking at it . Not sure what the reason for it being in the joke section is .
The way it is written . When I copy and pasted it . It came out looking like I was the one writing it .

I did not write it . I am just now reading it for the first time . I wasn't trying to pass this off as mine or anyything either . It is a fake I guess .

Lol Sorry Ron . But man I had a little scare there for about 5 minutes thinking I was losing my mind .

by **Paul** Wed 01 Mar 2017, 9:13 pm

NEXT260 wrote:Do you have any sponsors yet ?

When I just now saw your inquiry . I looked up at the post . Called my wife over to read it . Then for about 5 whole minutes I thought I was losing my mind . Not only am I sure I did not write it . But I thought for sure I had never seen it before either . But it sure the hell looks like I not only posted it . But it looks like I wrote it too .
But then I noticed what forum it is in . VALLEY OF THE FUN
A forum that I copy and paste stuff from other websites . So I went to look for this post . I found it . In the jokes section of a website . I barely remember glancing over it and thinking hmmm interesting . But I don't remember copy and pasting it .
So now that I am looking at it . Not sure what the reason for it being in the joke section is .
The way it is written . When I copy and pasted it . It came out looking like I was the one writing it .

I did not write it . I am just now reading it for the first time . I wasn't trying to pass this off as mine or anyything either . It is a fake I guess .

Lol Sorry Ron . But man I had a little scare there for about 5 minutes thinking I was losing my mind .

by **NEXT260** Thu 02 Mar 2017, 4:51 pm

I've always known that memory was the second to go , but I forget what's first.

by **Paul** Thu 02 Mar 2017, 6:57 pm

NEXT260 wrote:I've always known that memory was the second to go , but I forget what's first.

To be fair Ron . In this case . I probably scanned a couple hundred topics and posted less than a dozen . In probably about 30 minutes . I am not trying to remember them . I can always come here to view or review them .