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Extra! Extra! Read all about it! The Latest Enquirer issue is here. - Feb. 2011
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Extra! Extra! Read all about it! The Latest Enquirer issue is here. - Feb. 2011
by Paul Sun 11 Dec 2022, 9:43 am
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! The Latest Enquirer issue is here. - Feb. 2011
 |   | andyson 6,415 Posts | Thu, Feb 3 2011 12:43 PM |
- Just came home from the supermarket with my new issue of the Enquirer.....................old guys like me can click on the paper for a bigger version....
We are amused.
LizzieRossetti
1,545 PostsThu, Feb 3 2011 12:50 PM
LizzieLizzie
I am saving all my back issues. I've hidden them behind the clock on the side of the clubhouse at Bethpage. Yancy has not discovered that one yet... you have to walk around the corner to use the restroom, then when you look up, there it is.
Doublemochaman
2,009 PostsThu, Feb 3 2011 1:07 PM
And when will the ever-elusive SweetiePie be featured?
Sweetie Pie and Yak are in this months vignette on mixed doubles I believe,page 19 with pictures on facing page.Sweets mixed double is I think,Thai stick dipped in vermouth,whilst Yak just has entendres and whole enchilada,with a side of catastrophe.LizzieRossetti
1,545 PostsThu, Feb 3 2011 2:24 PM
I'm thinking fish and bicycles.
Lizzie
The multiple accounts bit is hilarious
babyweaselgas
1 PostsThu, Feb 3 2011 2:40 PM
Some one slip a " brownie " to Yak !!
opyeuclid
6,666 PostsThu, Feb 3 2011 2:50 PM 
YancyCan
3,023 PostsThu, Feb 3 2011 2:55 PM
I spilled my coffee beverage on my back issues. Thats my story and this common man is sticking to it.
What are the possibles and the expensables re. back issues?
Thank You
I am Yancy
The Common Man Country Club
Yancy's WGT YouTube Tootorial & Golfin Tips Vidyas Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/yancycan
How much them blue ones cost ?
StrangeMagic
1,304 PostsThu, Feb 3 2011 6:19 PM YancyCan
3,023 PostsThu, Feb 3 2011 6:40 PM 
StrangeMagic:
How much them blue ones cost ?
-- hey strangemagic dont tell andyson I done told you this suggestables and such, lets keep this private conversation. I think if you offered him some of the cans of beans from the 3 pallets you got in that tri-trade for your old grain combine - yalls might just do a straight trade.
-- Yancy
Why oh why would we want to sign a ban andyson? who would take over this
gsoup
2,929 PostsThu, Feb 3 2011 7:47 PM
just a common man a thinkin
-G
oh yeah, do the white one smell like a 60 yr old??
 | | PugsAce 1,825 Posts | Fri, Feb 4 2011 1:06 AM |
- LOL! Great stuff, Andy! (And yeah... I, for one, appreciate the LARGE TYPE version!)
With this latest issue, you're definitely "Addressing the Needs of the Whole Person".
These rank up there with MAD and National Lampoon that I used to peruse when I was a kid. They just keep gettin' better! Too bad there's no back page to fold-over... I'm sure it would be a hoot!
PA StrangeMagic
1,304 PostsFri, Feb 4 2011 2:55 AM andyson:
old guys like me can click on the paper for a bigger version....
gotta click it twice to enlarge....fyi fellow geezers
I can't see it! I can't see it! I've gone blind!
MioKontic
4,159 PostsFri, Feb 4 2011 5:57 AM
Why can I not see anything in the opening post?
I like the Schizophrenia for Dummies. :-D
YankeeJim
25,827 PostsFri, Feb 4 2011 6:57 AM andyson
6,415 PostsFri, Feb 4 2011 7:58 AM StrangeMagic:
How much them blue ones cost ?StrangeMagic:
gotta click it twice to enlarge....fyi fellow geezers
You really do need the blue ones don't ya? LOLMioKontiic:
I can't see it! I can't see it! I've gone blind!
We all know what makes you go blind Mio, but let's not go there OK?
was on my must read list too back in the day Pugs!
I'm glad you all enjoyed the new issue, especially both Lizzies! LMAO!
It was for a friend....I am Strong like Bull !!StrangeMagic
1,304 PostsFri, Feb 4 2011 10:05 AM
I can see clearly now... the rain has gone! Must have been a page load problem earlier. Tried refreshing it but nothing! Anyways, all's well that ends well.MioKontic
4,159 PostsFri, Feb 4 2011 2:23 PM
I wish to place an order for the toaster. I'll go set up an 2nd account now. Not telling you what it is though, but I will need new clubs and balls immediately, so need to go dig out a porn pic or two. They will be authentic of course... when I used to be a (female) lap dancer!
gs - I asked that same question after the last edition about signing a 'ban andyson' petition, but he refused to tell us what he had done in his past life that was so bad. Maybe we could shine a light into his eyes and he will give in and tell.
Easter eggs... 208? Got to be something to do with that cos you wouldn't normally see the number 8 on a golf ball - we can only count to 3, hence all the birds!
Hello, I'm new here, I'm female, I need clubs and balls. I am not related to anyone else on WGT. I would like the toaster, but as this is my first account, maybe you could give it to MioKontic.
MioKontic2
1 PostsFri, Feb 4 2011 3:13 PM
Have you ever been to the drive-in movies? And what kind of balls do you want?StrangeMagic
1,304 PostsFri, Feb 4 2011 4:39 PM
LMAO Mio. I gotta warn ya though, messin' with the Editor in Chief gets you publicly humiliated. (It's nasty what you want to know, too.)YankeeJim
25,827 PostsFri, Feb 4 2011 4:48 PM
btw, What if they cancel the first account instead of the 2nd? Then you'd really be hosed for your funny. :-D
| | | MioKontic 4,159 Posts | Fri, Feb 4 2011 5:31 PM |
- Got to live life on the edge, push the boundaries, take risks. Well, fortunately WGT are human. I did worry they might suspend this account, but I've had a message from WGTSky, so they know and understand!
Phew!
And now as MioKontic2...
SM - I'm 19 and I like older men, particularly the over 80's, and only if you're rich! I think there's a good drive-in movie theatre in... Italy, maybe we could go there. And a few dozen of the Callaway balls, the ones with magnets in them. xx
Post post edit - that last bit doesn't quite work from this account. Oh well, joke was good whilst it lasted.
Nice work andyson, as always.
SweetiePie
4,925 PostsFri, Feb 4 2011 9:08 PM 
CanineSupervisor
1,882 PostsFri, Feb 4 2011 9:19 PM StrangeMagic:
How much them blue ones cost ?
I wez wonderin how much them there white one's with the fancy printin on em iz.
I played an alt shot game da otter day with StrangerMagiician and since them I beeleeves I mite need em from now on...
Yu aint makin this question publik r yu?
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MioKontic
4,159 PostsSat, Feb 5 2011 3:13 AM 
OMG! I've sussed it. It all fits...MioKontic
4,159 PostsSat, Feb 5 2011 3:47 AM
The numbers 2, 0, 8 on the balls are the number (208) of the security deposit box Andyson has in a bank in Switzerland. In it are a number of pure diamonds. Andyson used to be a diamond smuggler, obviously under a different name, and the Federal Bureau have allowed him out on parole on condition that on all his correspondence he must advertise the petition although he doesn't have to say what it is for. Because the diamonds have not been claimed, probably because they were already smuggled and Andyson smuggled from the smugglers (smuggling smugglers!), he has to advertise the petition for a period of 10 years after which time he gets to keep the diamonds.
It all makes sense now. And bravo to me for finding the easter egg and piecing the jigsaw together.
Post post post (i.e. a post after the previous post).MioKontic
4,159 PostsSat, Feb 5 2011 3:50 AM
Why couldn't anyone have put in a post or two after my SOS note and before the diamond smuggling revelation; it rather makes the SOS post a little non-sensical with me being here!
Looks like I'm talking to myself here. LIZZIE - ONE OF YOU TWO COME TALK TO ME... please. The one that doesn't argue.MioKontic
4,159 PostsSat, Feb 5 2011 3:51 AM gsoup
2,929 PostsSat, Feb 5 2011 6:16 AM MioKontic:
hope you had your carbon fiber butt guard
-
StrangeMagic
1,304 PostsSat, Feb 5 2011 7:04 AM MioKontic:
Top Secret- Eyes Only dialogue from the CMCC Tac Team deep underground Mt. Pants Flapper in the Cascades:
StrangeMagic callsign "GasBag": Alright boyz, we have intel intercepted using the integrated assist USB Dongle device that "Mio" callsign "Looney" has been abducted by WGT's goon squad and needs our help. Mio is on an unihabited Island off the coast of Scotland in the northern Hebrides chain.
CanineSupervisor callsign "Dog Breath" is Tm Leader and insertion will be by night HALO drop (High Altitude Low Opening) Gsoup callsign "Sap" is assigned "Point" and will arrive early using the HANO drop technique (High Altitude No Opening) method.
Time hack on my mark.....check...check
Long gun will be YancyCan callsign "Yippy" with experimental frozen Haggis rounds, Yancy will be using a tripod for stability due to his "Yips". His spotter is Renniw52 callsign "FourEyes" and they both will wear seaweed ghillie suits.
OP (Observation Post) for recon will be handled by RobNE callsign "Limey" atop a palm tree wearing a coconut hat.
This is a DIET (Deep Infiltration and Extraction Team) mission, bring "fart sacks" (sleeping bags), MRE's (slim jim's, twinkies, jack daniels)
Weapons free, fire for effect. Slice the pie.
Egress O-Dark Thirty.
Mount up Boyz !! MioKontic
4,159 PostsSat, Feb 5 2011 7:08 AM
Didn't have time to pack; abductors don't normally say "We're kidnapping you, would you like to pack anything?"!!! But I have my Micro USB GPS device strapped to my body at all times just in case anything should happen. gsoup:
hope you had your carbon fiber butt guard
But, point taken, I shall have to be prepared better next time. Maybe I should also think about a mini inflabable dinghy, and a parachute... a mini-Swiss army kit, if you will.
| | | andyson 6,415 Posts | Sat, Feb 5 2011 7:10 AM |
- MioKontic:
OMG! I've sussed it. It all fits...
The numbers 2, 0, 8 on the balls are the number (208) of............
208 might be my age...........
Did you drink the entire contents of that bottle immediately before writing the note Mio?
-
MioKontic
4,159 PostsSat, Feb 5 2011 7:17 AM andyson:
Did you drink the entire contents of that bottle immediately before writing the note Mio?
Well, I 'as to cos you can't just wa'te a bo'l of Dackie Janiels by jucking... by jucking... by jucking... it away. I mean, i's gooooooood stuff that Jackal Janiels.
I fee' shafe now knowin' StrainMagi and 'is team are preparin' now and whatnot. Yeah, shafe.
I feel shick!
Can I buy some of whatever y'alls are smoking? Or did you just mug SweetiePie for hers?YankeeJim
25,827 PostsSat, Feb 5 2011 9:04 AM
GASBAG, this is DOG BREATH, OVERCanineSupervisor
1,882 PostsSat, Feb 5 2011 9:40 AM
OBJ RP, OVER
NO CONTACT with SAP, OVER
EYES ON SIX, REPEAT-SIX TANGOS, OVER
GREEN WGT JACKETS , Khaki Shorts, OVER
ARMED with NINE IRONS and R-9 Drivers, OVER
HOLDING POSITION UNTIL NIGHTFALL, OVER
DOG BREATH, OUT
-
StrangeMagic
1,304 PostsSat, Feb 5 2011 10:05 AM CanineSupervisor:
GASBAG, this is DOG BREATH, OVER
OBJ RP, OVER
NO CONTACT with SAP, OVER
EYES ON SIX, REPEAT-SIX TANGOS, OVER
GREEN WGT JACKETS , Khaki Shorts, OVER
ARMED with NINE IRONS and R-9 Drivers, OVER
HOLDING POSITION UNTIL NIGHTFALL, OVER
DOG BREATH, OUT
DOG BREATH, this is GASBAG, COPY ALL
GASBAG hold position until nightfall and arm with Spider Putters (only good for dispatching Tangos, not for putting) OVER
GASBAG, OUT -
gsoup
2,929 PostsSat, Feb 5 2011 10:51 AM CanineSupervisor:
NO CONTACT with SAP, OVER
remember you threw me outta the airplane with a silk PARACHUTE not BOXERS
at least my mom would be happy, i had clean underwear on.
lol
-G
by the way i transmitted 'nothing seen' and got no response.
sure was dark
SAP, this DOG BREATH, OVER CanineSupervisor
1,882 PostsSat, Feb 5 2011 11:51 AM
GAS BAG is OP CO for the HANO OP, OVER
SAP, this is DOG BREATH, OVER
SAP, do you COPY, OVER
SAP.....StrangeMagic
1,304 PostsSat, Feb 5 2011 12:57 PM CanineSupervisor:
SAP, this DOG BREATH, OVER
GAS BAG is OP CO for the HANO OP, OVER
SAP, this is DOG BREATH, OVER
SAP, do you COPY, OVER
SAP.....
DOG BREATH, this is GAS BAG, OVER
CHANGE TO TACON FREQ for OP CON MESSAGE, OVER
DOG BREATH, SAP IS MIA FROM HANO OP, OVER
(HANO=High Altitude No Opening)
Which reminds me of a story now that we are on another freq and offline:
What's the difference between a skydiver and a golfer?
A golfer goes "[WHACK] ... Oh Sheet!". A skydiver goes "Oh Sheet! ... [WHACK]"
DOG BREATH, INITIATE RECON FOR SAP, OVER
GAS BAG, OUT
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