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It's time we all had some fun in the forum! National WGT Enquirer Caption Contest!!

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andyson
6,415 Posts

Tue, Oct 21 2014 11:43 AM

March was the last time we did one of these. Here's your chance to contribute to the next National WGT Enquirer!

Acting on a tip from a Reformed (retired) and Verified forum troll our WGT National Enquirer insider planted a hidden camera in MisterWGT's office and caught a meeting last week with WGTdbloshoe, WGTIcon, and MisterWGT discussing the CC Clash feature.
Post here, on this thread, what you think the three of them in the photo below talked (or thought) about.
The best entry will be featured on the cover of the next Enquirer and will receive a sleeve of balls graciously donated by Opyeuclid! Thanks Opy! (If you'd also like to sponsor this please post below.)

The deadline for submissions is next Sunday October 26th at 11:59:59 PM Pacific Daylight Time.
Entries will be judged by me on originality, relevancy, and humor. Multiple entries are allowed. Campaigning is allowed. The only thing not allowed really is changing the photo below.
Decision of the judge is final mostly. And I reserve editorial right to modify your entry to fit the bubble, etc. Please check the Posting Guidelines before making your entry. Keep it clean!! ;o)
Let's see 'em people!
(Icon & Shoe, WGT employees are eligible to participate......)

And don't let their facial expressions above drive your entries, we have many to fit any occasion:

Example:
Chad: So guys? Any feedback from the community on the new Country Club Clash feature?
WGTdbloshoe: I gotta have that friggin' putter Chad!
WGTIcon: Not fair shoe! I'm the senior mod so I should get the putter! Besides, you already got the Tiger Vision for your putter. Pfft not that it works, you seen him putt?
opyeuclid
6,666 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 1:08 PM
Please remember folks that this is for Fun .
OPY
DaddysKat
3,554 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 1:35 PM
Chad: Now how did that putt go in? Icon, you were off line by a good two feet.
Shoe: It's that golden putter we're giving away boss ... it has the built-in turbo intoxicator! It just finds the hole no matter how far offline you are.
Icon: That's Encapulator, moron! Turbo Encapulator!
opyeuclid
6,666 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 1:51 PM
Shoe : We got the feedback from the testers of the putter, OPY said he liked it very much .
Icon : OPY has been a good Troll for a long time , Maybe we should do something nice and give him one .
Chad : He will have to buy some passes and find a loophole in the next CC vs CC clash, But he is not the kind of player to cheat . So no golden putter for OPY .
2,840 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 2:02 PM
Shoe - Did Peg just go out and buy a 4,000 dollar putter?!?!?!?!
Chad - Nope. Should of made the price 4 billion though.
Icon - I do love redheads, but trolls with black hair really get me going.

I will toss in a sleeve of balls to who ever Opy chooses.

- WGTdbloshoe
fatdan
3,379 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 2:13 PM
shoe: Now who's idea was it to have a CC clash with a Golden Putter no less?
icon: not mine! prolly the same guy who decided to have a live event in December w/ a weeks notice!
chad: Hey! I told you 2 my son was learning to program, not a programmer! What did ya expect from a 15 yr old!!!
duffer19
3,670 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 2:15 PM
Chad - WOW someone bought that thing? Shoe......go smooth things out in the forums
Shoe - I have prior plans with family - get Icon to do it
Icon - seriously? - guys! Do I have to play fmags? I hate the smell of vics!
Alternate Icon - psst, hey boss - don't tell shoe but no more twitch tuesday for him
jayw4862
3,362 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 2:47 PM

fatdan:

shoe: Now who's idea was it to have a CC clash with a Golden Putter no less?
icon: not mine! prolly the same guy who decided to have a live event in December w/ a weeks notice!
chad: Hey! I told you 2 my son was learning to program, not a programmer! What did ya expect from a 15 yr old!!!

hahahahahahahaha LMAO
overtheedge
5,878 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 2:53 PM

Chad: Man! Did we screw this one up.

Shoe: uhh,,like I didn't tell you the Clash was going to be a disaster.

icon: Chad. I had nothing to do with the Clash.. Sorry Shoe, I need this job.
jayw4862
3,362 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 2:56 PM

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DodgyPutter
4,451 Posts

Tue, Oct 21 2014 3:38 PM

Shoe: Boss, what happened to our free drinks in the Cat Club?
Chad: They were there for you in Bimbo's
Icon: You said a free drink in the Cat Club for every 5k passes sold in the clash.
Chad: But I didn't say they wouldn't be in Bimbo's, think outside the box guys.
Shoe: How many speech bubbles do you think we have boss?
LOLserver
3,522 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 4:16 PM
andyson
6,415 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 5:46 PM

WGTdbloshoe:

I will toss in a sleeve of balls to who ever Opy chooses.

- WGTdbloshoe

Thank you Shoe! Prolly gonna be me & Opy choosing and many times more than one entry is used. Your contribution is most welcome!
alanti
10,563 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 6:53 PM
Chad - Been in Bermuda for a break, more hot air than in the forums, so whats up and how did my cunning plan with the CC Clashes go and how many $$$$$ did I make?
DB - Chad, the peasants have been revolting - they found loopholes and said it was a con and we did not know what to say - never seen anything like this before......and Icon has given away a golden putter to the someone of ill repute
ICON - Whoaaaaaa one dang minute DB - I am not of ill repute I will have you know...I know nothing of CE's - as for the clashes, just like cheating threads....they will forget pretty quickly....and don't tell anyone - the putter really is the Tour Starter Putter with revamped graphics...and a large price tag....
They all laugh and Chad goes back to surveying the bank balance.................................
CerinoDevoti
3,228 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 7:00 PM

Chad: Word on our message board is PP Golf is going live very soon. Icon you're my top man, what can you tell me about it?

Icon: Well boss I hate to say it but it looks very good. Could be tough competition for our platform. I don't think our program CE will work on it either.

Chad: What's that look on your face about Shoe?

Shoe: I swear I didn't meet with their people in New Jersey.

Chad: What????
SweetiePie
4,925 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 7:05 PM
Chad - So...who did that gold Frankenstein putter ? Except for Liberace, MC Hammer & Elvis, who would want it ?
Icon - uh...we got good cash flow on the "Clash" roll out and everyone wants that putter
Shoe - yes...I love gold & Liberace
MBaggese
15,356 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 7:14 PM

CerinoDevoti:

Chad: Word on our message board is PP Golf is going live very soon. Icon you're my top man, what can you tell me about it?

Icon: Well boss I hate to say it but it looks very good. Could be tough competition for our platform. I don't think our program CE will work on it either.

Chad: What's that look on your face about Shoe?

Shoe: I swear I didn't meet with their people in New Jersey.

Chad: What????

My nomination!
PaulTon
10,731 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 9:34 PM
Jimbog1964
8,378 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 9:46 PM
I knew there may be a few good one's, and soon as I saw Mr. Ton:)
Nice thread, lol.
JFidanza
1,676 Posts Tue, Oct 21 2014 11:22 PM
Thanks, Andyson, for creating this refreshing thread.
Shoe: "Is that Gold putter the best available in the game?"
Chad: "No, I gave the newest one to Icon. It's made from Rhodium, the rarest and most valuable precious metal."
Icon: "I'm saving it for my next match against Mags."

It's time we all had some fun in the forum! National WGT Enquirer Caption Contest!! OCTOBER 2014 U168261_20131010_024453.jpg?0.160

fatdan
3,379 Posts

Wed, Oct 22 2014 3:02 AM

drmoose
3,508 Posts Wed, Oct 22 2014 4:17 AM

Doc
SweetiePie
4,925 Posts Wed, Oct 22 2014 7:15 AM
Chad - We got a big problem with this "Clash" gig....Courtney gave it an "F"
Icon - huh ? c'mon, her CC won....an "F" ? no way!
Shoe - well, she is always right...but proper...maybe she means fun
Chad - oh brother....pull your head out...she left out the "U"
andyson
6,415 Posts Wed, Oct 22 2014 7:23 AM
@drmoose
wgt: "Stay with us now! "

LMAO!
WigerToods2010
8,246 Posts Wed, Oct 22 2014 8:04 AM
Ducati916
1,116 Posts Wed, Oct 22 2014 8:13 AM
Ducati916
1,116 Posts Wed, Oct 22 2014 8:30 AM
frappefort
3,994 Posts Wed, Oct 22 2014 9:30 AM
ICON: Club v Club ,gold putter, who comes up with them idea.? SHOE: I do ,and I have more great idea . CHAD: It is so bad lately that you got many members thinking WGT will close its door in the near future . Maybe I should start moderating you boys. Grrrrr that means I will have to work ;( .
frappefort
3,994 Posts Wed, Oct 22 2014 9:41 AM
ICON: Lots of crazy stuff going on the forum lately it is not WGT best. SHOE: well there so much request I just come up with them ideal ....and it back fire on me ;( CHAD: OK lets fix one problem at a time ,first Them Frenchman are on my case to get them a French avatar , Lets get them one ..charge them more for the aggravation.
karedak
1,049 Posts Wed, Oct 22 2014 10:02 AM
icon,,hey chad i see you got a new porsche golden colour is it not
shoe,,was wondering whos that was
chad yes bought it straight after the clash fiasco ,,,but the colour is the same as the putter i like to match things you know ,,

drmoose
3,508 Posts Wed, Oct 22 2014 11:34 AM

Doc
Priesum
2,009 Posts Wed, Oct 22 2014 2:56 PM
Shoe: Clueless Clowns
Icon: heh heh, Clueless Clowns...
Chad: LMAO, Clueless Clowns.....
Chad: Back to work you lot - what can we do next to really upset the community!
Kelly, MBDTK
opyeuclid
6,666 Posts Wed, Oct 22 2014 6:31 PM
Shoe : I found some notes in my used desk under a old pc of pizza . I used them . Sorry . I was just tryin to bring some fun to the game .
Icon : I gave you a can of bug spay do disinfect your flash and browser .
Chad : This did not turn out like I wanted . I can not make up for what happened , But I will offer to back MrCaddie for the Christmas 2014 give away .
gsoup
2,929 Posts Wed, Oct 22 2014 11:07 PM
S: is that Andy without his pants on
I: OH MY YES IT IS
C: EYE BLEACH EYE BLEACH
overtheedge
5,878 Posts Thu, Oct 23 2014 4:48 AM

Chad: Hi everyone. We now have the Club vs Club Crash feature in a box set. A little confused? What is the object of the game? No worries! Let us show the best possible way to rack-up those XP's so you too stay ahead of the curve and increase your chances of snagging this beautiful Gold plated putter.
Shoe: Now he gets on the up and up. I need a beer, or better yet somebody light one up!
icon: Chad,,,,,I'll do anything for you. You say jump and I ask, how high? You say run and I ask, how fast? But to sell our CC vs CC Crash feature loopholes in a box set, can we at least discuss this among ourselves first? Maybe even over a fat one like shoe suggest?,,,or a beer?
hpurey
11,505 Posts Thu, Oct 23 2014 10:20 AM
Chad: Did hpurey finally shut up now that there are yellow Callaways?

Icon: LOL Finally, think he gave up on the horrible shade of yellow.

Shoe: But now he's onto yellow Nikes and the new V-series Callaway driver/3wd.

Chad: sigh, you give them an inch, they ask for a mile.
andyson
6,415 Posts Thu, Oct 23 2014 8:01 PM
alanti
10,563 Posts Fri, Oct 24 2014 12:58 AM
DB: What a week!!! I got arrested in Jersey wearing a pink tutu - cops thought I was a hooker
Icon: Tell me about it, first the forum riot over the CC Cash drama, I lost to Mags, been accused of cheating and I still don't have a golden putter *Icon has a tantrum*
Chad: Well guys, awesome week - CC Pass sales have soared, ball use up - the CC Clashes were a resounding success. But Icon and DB - make sure the programmers put loopholes on sale in the pro shop in time for the next clash.
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8,378 Posts Fri, Oct 24 2014 2:42 AM

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by **Paul** Wed 14 Dec 2022, 8:50 pm

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It's time we all had some fun in the forum! National WGT Enquirer Caption Contest!! OCTOBER 2014 U2273084_20200528_134820.jpg?0.160

PaulTon
10,731 Posts

Fri, Oct 24 2014 5:12 AM

Some employees are unhappy with the alpha testing of the new WGT Foosball.
craigswan
26,782 Posts Fri, Oct 24 2014 5:53 AM

Chad: To lose a game is not a national calamity.

WGTdbloshoe:"After I won, I asked my wife what she wanted. She said a divorce. I said I wasn't thinking of anything that expensive."

WGTIcon, "Do you mind if I play while you talk?".
minkadua
29 Posts Fri, Oct 24 2014 12:20 PM
Shoe : "I was hoping that we could talk about my salary... It's been a year since my last raise, and in that time, I've taken on quite a few new responsibilities. I'm now solely responsible for overseeing our website and, as you mentioned last week, our results in that area have shot way up.."
Icon : "*cough cough* err..me too man"
Chad : "SEECUURIITTTY?!! SEECUUURIIITTTYYY!!!"
andyson
6,415 Posts Fri, Oct 24 2014 4:06 PM

PaulTon:

Some employees are unhappy with the alpha testing of the new WGT Foosball.

It appears Shoe got the shaft in that game Paul. ;-)
WigerToods2010
8,246 Posts Sun, Oct 26 2014 6:08 AM

alanti:
DB: What a week!!! I got arrested in Jersey wearing a pink tutu - cops thought I was a hooker

Hi Alan,
Every time I read the above I keep missing the 'DB' bit and think..... 'Hmm..this sounds fun'.
Sure there's an animation in there somewhere!
LOL
CanineSupervisor
1,882 Posts Sun, Oct 26 2014 7:40 AM
andyson
6,415 Posts Sun, Oct 26 2014 10:19 AM
Last day for entries everyone!
Contest closes today at midnight PDT.
fatdan
3,379 Posts Sun, Oct 26 2014 11:18 AM
Last one, I absolutely guarantee this applies regardless of the topic of conversation...
lary: whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop, aya aya aya ruff ruff ruff!!!
moe:OH YEAH MORON, pick two!!!!
curly: Hey, I resemble that remark!!!!!! nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk,
SweetiePie
4,925 Posts Sun, Oct 26 2014 11:25 AM
CHAD - Ok then....let's wrap it up. Do you have any questions ? Anything ? Any questions at all ?
Shoe - Do you believe sex before marriage is sexist ? Some of the gals see the putter as phallic
Icon - I do
renniw52
5,385 Posts Sun, Oct 26 2014 12:02 PM
Just got home from a big job at Freight Liner. Got my eyes full of fused silicate and can't see worth a flip. Can't read all the posts so will try to wing it.
Shoe: $hit
Icon: Double $hit
Chad: Not my fault, I was riding a wave.

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opyeuclid
6,666 Posts

Sun, Oct 26 2014 7:28 PM

Shoe : well Boss I think we dodged a bullet with Andydaughters thread . It was nice to see how it did not get out of control , The new trolls didnt go wild .
Icon : I was Gaming with some players named Skype and Twitch or Yancycan" ( beta ) or something like that on my off time in the office all day .
Chad : The new update is fixin to come out and I need all hands on deck . A new course and a Squatch or something to find are in the works .
ithurtswnipee
891 Posts Sun, Oct 26 2014 8:19 PM

Shoe> What the heck is that look for Chad?
Icon> yeah Boss what's the surprise?
Chad> I installed a new video camera under my desk before the meeting. I am watching the monitor..
Shoe, you mind telling me why your hand is not in YOUR pants anymore?
opyeuclid
6,666 Posts Sun, Oct 26 2014 8:41 PM
STD , poor effort .
MBaggese
15,356 Posts Sun, Oct 26 2014 11:15 PM
Chad: Okay, so the Clash didn't turn out as they players had planned...what can we do next?

Icon: Well, I was thinking of a Silver Lining Tourney. Get the masses off the Gold thing for a bit...

Shoe: STFU both of you, SF is up 3-2 and going back to KC...THAT's what is important.

Baggs: I agree with Shoe.
txzdave
1,316 Posts Sun, Oct 26 2014 11:56 PM
I'm too late......
Too late for what?
Never mind......You'll never understand.
27stitches
161 Posts Mon, Oct 27 2014 5:15 AM
why not give everyone a gold putter too funny !!
27stitches
161 Posts Mon, Oct 27 2014 5:20 AM

I know nothing !!
mgbirish
4,019 Posts Mon, Oct 27 2014 7:55 PM
Chad: after the debacle on the CC clash, we should send all who played, a sleeve of balls
Shoe: I totally agree Boss
Icon: that would be a great gesture Chad
Chad: Frick em, we got there monies, see you guys tomorrow!
andyson
6,415 Posts Tue, Oct 28 2014 5:38 PM
Thank you all for contributing the great captions!! I hope you all had fun.
SweetiePie's entry about the Frankenstein putter made me laugh and gave me some ideas for Enquirer. Lily is one winner. Opy will contact you Lily to find out what sleeve of balls you like. Thank you Opy.
Opy's pick is the quote "Stay with us now." added to the scene by drmoose. Very relevant and funny. WGTdbloshoe, please contact drmoose to find out what balls he would like from you. Thanks Shoe!
I think you all will like the end result.
The Enquirer Special Report, featuring the winning entries will be published very soon.
Andy
*edit* The National WGT Enquirer Special Report October 2014 is now posted.