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Golf Jokes 1/24
Improvement
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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G-Spot
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor.
"P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
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Me or Golf
Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!....I'm sure gonna miss her!!!!
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The Ravine
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball. Jim calls out to his golfing partner in excitement, "Hey Bob, come here, I got trouble down here." Bob comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out, "What's the matter Jim?" Jim shouts back in a nervous voice, "Throw me my 7-iron. I'm sure as hell not going to try to get out of here with an 8 iron
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