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Post by Paul Thu 03 Nov 2022, 2:51 pm

WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Discor13

I'm going to start this off , not with peotry . But with 2 classic posts . The first is Rich's post to start off the Let's Be Honest thread . And the second post is one of Paul's " alosso's . Is not only one of my favorites in the Let's Be Honest thread . But one of my all time favorite WGT posts .IMSO one of the strongest and most positive posts of humanity and friendship in all of WGT . When a man travels across the world , across the pond . To another continent . To visit his friend and the family of his friend in WGT . To spend some quality time enjoying new cultures and the hospitality that he so deserved.

NOTE : There is no chronological order in this thread . Some contributors works are posted together . While some of their works remain in the original thread . There ARE 2 pages .

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renniw52
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Tue, Feb 26 2013 12:59 PM
If you can. Let's really get to know who we are dealing with. This is Renniw52, I will be 61 in June. Happily married for 42 years, 3 kids, 7 grand kids, known as OLD SCHOOL. I travel the Eastern US as a tech rep for Industrial, Automotive and Marine coatings. I love to cook, deep sea fishing, and golfing with what friends that still can. I smoke camels, and drink beer like it will be gone tomorrow. I don't make a lot of money, and don't plan on taking it with me, or leave it to the ones I taught to make their own. I enjoy this crazy game, and my friends I have met on here. I drive an Impala, my 15th one. My first was a 1963-409 SS I bought my Senior year of high school. It was 3 years old, and I thought I was the $hit. Any thing else is just what it is.
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To be honest...
I visited the USA recently, GA, AL, MS, LA, TN, experienced a lot of Southern history and present life and nature, enjoyed the music on Burbon, Frenchmen and Beale Streets, held a baby gator in my hands and visited my first ever motor races - Thursday Thunder on Atlanta Motorway. Travelled with my son for ten days - a special encounter due to the usual distance in our everyday lives in Germany. Played six golf courses (including St. Andrews GA), two of them with my dear friend and host of two days, Mr. Squirrelnutz, a fine Gentleman with a helluva family! His grandchildren contended well in the races but unfortunately let the victory go. Better chance next week!
I had some reservations before from all the reports and rumour I heard from the distance over the years (security issues both ways etc.) but that proved to be secondary - we had a good time all the time, no issues at all and ev1 was welcoming and friendly. Loved to cruise through the forests (special mention to Natchez Trace south of Jackson MS and the uphill road from Fort Payne AL to Weiss Lake in the sunset). We were mightily impressed by the presentation of Ol’ Man River's live model on Mud Island, Memphis TN.
In Indianola MS, we honored the late BB King - unfortunately there was no time given for Elvis in Graceland.
Learned a lot of new words including crawfish, hash browns, grits, tator, gumbo (ehm - all related to food) - edit: NOLA -, things like 4-way stop crossings, free right turn on red pork chop pounders from a green egg etc.
Old memory was awakened when we boarded Steamboat Natchez for a Harbor Jazz Cruise of New Orleans. It proved to be the same vessel, Natchez IX, 
whose Calliope concert I had observed 38 years ago when both of us were still young, 2 and 23 ys resp. WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon_wink
Eventually, I left the country with a grand bag of nice memories and a bucket list of things to do and places to

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LizzieRossetti
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Mon, Aug 8 2011 9:45 AM
She is your lover she is your friend, her caress soothes an aching heart, her kiss behind the ear is a whisper heaven sent, her breath upon your cheek speaks of pleasure beyond endure. You feel her ever near and know to her you will yield, her siren call so strong from across a crowded room a silent whispered call, "I want you" mouthed by lip and look alone, a loop of golden tress, hooked over deft and clever so, says all you need to know. You feel so strong and proud with her gentle acquiesce, and boldly stride strident out, heart pounding in your breast, hope enlivened clear you tell her she must not fear, and you miss the curl of simper smile, the look she casts away, lost now in her grip, lost and glad forsooth.
You cannot remember aye, those early days of bliss, when every shot you made, was rewarded with her kiss, the days when wind was foul, yet never did you miss, and all the while you hover, twixt this world and the next, for in her silken talons, she carries you to her nest. Helpless now to falter, nor take a backward step, your fate was sealed and long ago, from her sweet embrace, you no longer care to flee, and she looks out upon you now, that smile a smile of glee.
Still you must not wonder, nor ever question so, her ways you took to heart when you were set to go. VEM is all of this, and wonders never cease, this she that holds you now, and will not, will not bring you peace.
 
Lizzie xx






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LizzieRossetti
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Mon, Aug 8 2011 1:46 PM
              Lizzies Lament
 
Bright the day and too my look, it was
Spirit alight and too my smile,because
Sunbeams lanced like merry spear they did
And dappled leaf danced with nothing hid
Unsheathed agleam, a stick, a pole the ball to hit
My dream then as I drew, that in the hole an easy fit.
 
Single soar behind the glocken hollow whack,
I'm sure I heard a whistle, and a crisp clean crack
There was nought of any offend, where ball did final land
Nowhere near the rough, the fescue or the sand
The birds were all a twitter, and so my heart leapt too
Never was a drive so fine and oh so very true
 
Cupping hand above my brow, I spied the yonder green
Never yet this close and straight, had I ever been
There was nothing in the way, save some feet or ten
This was why I picked, the wedge that I chose then,
My partner only glared, for his shot had sadness writ,
And fallen by the side, deep in that wiley old sandpit
 
Well like one always must, I watched as his flew wide
A smile of rue from he, as the ball ran down the side
A stance I took and careful did my shot I aim
This time as before, and hoped for outcome same
My backswing failed me not, the loft I had just right
Imagine then my surprise, as ball ran out of sight
 
My gay step that started out, had left me at this time
And clouds they gathered round, and took out all the shine
Behind me I could hear, mirth bad held in I swear
Pretended me not to know, and showed by flick of hair
Still trudged ahead, my grimace pained me so
All the way up and up, as far as I could go
 
Sitting smiling up, a grin in every dimple
I saw my ball right then, and believed the lie not simple
My turn now for I was farthest out
To commune with he, I surely would have the need of shout
With luck I might just see the pin, thirty feet of drop I saw
And a hundred ten little feet, to compliment my dropping jaw
 
Now I have seen the lightening, and cars that go so quick
But ne'er have I seen, a golf ball faster still, and oh so very slick
Now my partner turned, so his laughter would not smirch
As into rough I ventured, the long grass to tickle at my skirts
My fourth no better played, indeed I vented a little temper mood
For not two feet hence, was my smiling ball steady glued
 
And so my fifth, before e'er my partner played a third
Was taken swift without a care, and not as I preferred
Finally and  at last, the hole was almost done
After six, I can tell you it became no more fun

 
 
Lizzie xx :-)
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  • So a year to the day ago, I found out I had Acute Myloid Leaukaemia.And Today, following a healthy period of remission, I get the call to go back in from my consultant because my remission appears to be over. I could tell you that life sucks, but actually no, no it doesn't. Not when you have had a year of borrowed time, a second chance if you like.I knew before the consultant did because two nights ago, my dog sneaked into my bed and curled up beside me, I like to think because he knew, and was just giving me the heads up. Just like he would do last year before I knew.Today for me then, is a time to reflect on the wonderful 30 and a bit years I have already enjoyed, and to enjoy the day experiencing all that beauty that lies around us, waiting, waiting for me to notice it. A time to think about all those times I was angry at things that no longer matter, and the people I was upset by, for no real reason, and those whom I upset.I would like to think I was serenity itself but yet inside I can feel a thrilling tremble, one that makes my fingers twitch and my mind race, crowded with thoughts, ideas, and yes, dreams, for who yet knows?So this is my little note to everyone who still enjoys life without the expectancy, nay certainty of definable death. Be at peace, be placid, and rejoice in what you have for you know not when you will lose it. Send the anger and the rants to a darker place, and simply enjoy your time, tell someone that you love them, and cry freely at beautiful things. Hold tight something that you cannot do without, and think before you speak because you cannot unspeak.I would love to think I could patch my scrawl to these pages for a long time yet, but hey, I will try, but my promise is likely to be broken. So dear friends... Lizzie xx
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    I am so speechless Liz all I can say is be strong--fight hard--but stay positive & I will think of you everyday with my best wishes & love
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    Lizzie,I don't even know you. Heck, I didn't even know you existed here on WGT. But that touched me.My wife and I are going through a lot of troubles of our own. She lost her job last May and still hasn't found a new one. We're on the verge of losing our house and our cars. Our youngest daughter, 16, suffers from severe anxiety and depression (after a childhood of seemingly endless happiness) and our older daughter, 24, can't seem to get her head out of her, you-know-what, and act like a real adult. Add to that, my wife's dad recently had a second leg amputation so now we're saddled with more chores of having to do for him what he now can't do for himself.Your words, however, hit home. It's easy to feel overwhelmed in our situation, or to think that it's easy for someone in your position to be able to just let go and appreciate what you have and love what's around you. But what you said is true.No matter what happens to us, we still need to appreciate and enjoy what we have. Not that it's going to be easy, but the alternative is to slowly kill ourselves anyway with stress and worry.So, take some comfort in knowing that you have touched at least one person. And I will remember your words when I get to feeling down.-Rob
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    Lizzie, I am so sorry to hear about your situation.  i was diagnosed two years ago with Prostate Cancer.  I scheduled an operation only to be informed that they could not operate because, unknown to me, i was also diabetic.  it was a hard fight for six months to reduce my glucose levels to allow me to have the operation.  Now, two years later, i am cancer free and have my sugar (most of the time) under control. When i received the dual hit two years ago, i was initially crushed.  But after reflection, i realized that i had lived a charmed life.  I was 63 and this was the first time i was ever in a hospital.  I had been married to the most wonderful woman in the world for 42 years.  My son was a fine young gentleman, married to a really nice girl...we even liked her parents.  My grandson was healthy and a real treat to be around.  I realized that my life had been a dream and i was embarassed about feeling sorry for myself.When i read your post, those feelings returned.  I can only say that you have my hopes and my prayers that remission will re-occur and you will be able to live a long and happy life.  Please keep us up to date 
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    Lizzie-That was the most profoundly moving post I have ever read in these forums.I truly wish you all the best.Wayne
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    Lizzie,  you're a beautiful person and a literary genius, so please stay with us!  
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    Lizzie.Your words are very moving and yet I find a strength and dignity in them.My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.May you have warm words on a cold evening.A full moon on a dark night, and a smooth roadall the way to your door.David.
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    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quoteLizzieRossetti:So this is my little note to everyone who still enjoys life without the expectancy, nay certainty of definable death. Be at peace, be placid, and rejoice in what you have for you know not when you will lose it. Send the anger and the rants to a darker place, and simply enjoy your time, tell someone that you love them, and cry freely at beautiful things. Hold tight something that you cannot do without, and think before you speak because you cannot unspeak.
    One of the best paragraphs I have ever read.
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    Lizzie, we go way back. The first time I ever had the chance to play with you I thought I made the big time. We have had some fun playing, although way to little. I am one of the old Corp players who know you for what you are, what you will always be to us. You are priceless, a part of our lives that cannot be replaced. Keep fighting and stay with us. I have no words that will convey my feelings other than WE LOVE YOU GIRL.Rich
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    ~LR~The irreplaceable. I am too deeply moved to say anything.Peace, Grace and Love ForeverLily
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  • A truly refreshing outlook on life, that hopefully will still be a long one far beyond your 30 and a bit years, not just for your sake but for those who are around you - I am sure your outlook also motivates and encourages them.When I was 12 my mother was diagnosed with Breast Cancer, and was given 4 months to live. Her view was not unlike yours and cherished every moment no matter how trivial it may have seemed. As a twelve year old it was hard to comprehend, but ironically her philosophy was ingrained in me, and usually I try to see the good in everything. Never can I recall her complaining about anything.The good news was my mother defied all the odds and lived into my 20s, saw me grow up, mature and get a career, of which I know she was proud. I was actually in  London when I got the call of her passing, but deep down knew she would make the most of whatever actually comes next. I wish you the best Lizzie, there are not enough people like you in the world.
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    Wow...we've touched forum post before, but this has touched me so greatly. I've nothing to say Liz, and you'd think  after10K post I would;)   
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    God bless you Lizzie, thoughts and prayers go with you!!Reading here some of the reply's and i'm welling up a bit!! 
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    I've never played with you Lizzie, but I've always been drawn to your Forum posts.Your latest post brings to mind the saying "only the good die young".May you find strength and serenity, you funny, intelligent, brave girl.Maria xx
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    Stay strong and remember jesus is always with you               mike
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    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quoteLizzieRossetti:cry freely at beautiful things.
     I did, I cried when I read this. You are wonderful.Jeff
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    Lizzie,Knowing you has been a joy!  With you I've been amazed, I've been in awe,  I've learned, I've wondered, I've laughed (alot) and now I've cried.Be strong, stay with us, don't give up Lizzie!  You are in my prayers, as is your family.Your illness may take you away from us but it wlll never take away my memories, respect, and love of you.  I promise.AndyP.S. Scratch Boo's ears and give him a good belly rub for me.
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    Dear God;    Please help Lizzie.  Please take her pain away.  Please heal her so that she can continue to be the generous and loving person, I believe, she is.  I hope YOU don't mind that I continue to request this favor again.  Amen
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    Watched this thread a while.  I guess many of us have seen some good people taken away too soon.  There simply is no justice.I don't know you.  You are still so very young. An incredible post.My best.James
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  • Now iffin Ma herd yeh speak like a wurkin' gurl down ta Billy Jo's Pig Shack, she wood hav ta give  yeh that there bar o lye soap, lil brother.Bess be glad ima no snitch and such, fer iffin I wuz, Pa mite evun git  a goin with his ol' hick'ry stick switch on yer backside out to the wood shed.What yeh said up ther and such...lmao...extra cetera and such beins
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    OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHh I sees, don't  tryin to lay the blame on yur yunger sibling, says U! Says I, and I have the proof you scalluywag handmedown of two rottnen britchesses full a borax, mis-appropriated and fully mis-spelled.OH Dear Lord, where was I?My Queen, Yes my lady! I am sure I am correct. That is Paul's poo.
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    Ya She B-tches of a Goats Gizzard have gone to name calling and whatnots. The Old Squirrel Nutz checks  in on occasions. I just don't have the time to be my adorable self as usual, but has anyone heard how our precious jewel is doing? Even during a busy day I wonder. I only know Lizzie briefly from a few games over the years but have always wished I could have met her in person. In my prayers and dreams I will. Be well Dear.
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    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quoterenniw52:but has anyone heard how our precious jewel is doing?
    Ya Rodent, a couple up and to the left. She Kicked Paul's ass, get with the program mate.She is doing, and that is what matters. My apologies for being harsh. I am tired and keepin tract of this little las, has me worn plumb out. But I shall remain and wait.
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    Got ya, Rodent out. I apologize.
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    No need for that!
    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quote renniw52:I apologize.
    I am just a little grumpy as of late. I quit smoking 5 days ago and I am a sonofabitch to be round. Everything just pisses me off right now, Sorry Renn, it's not you.I hope to be back to my loving, adorable self here shortly. Until then, just shut up and stay out of my way. That goes for you too, Paul. Zip it! LOL.Have this... for a nice day! THA,............. doodoo. get it? get out! I'm grumpy!
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    OIh dear Lord and the mercies of the seven heaven tramps above, I've done it and proudly so, and so shall ya see my BRAGGIN rights, here, this very day laddy. I got the constipated constriction of your contraption to relax just enough to pop yourself right out of there. Thingamabob! eh? et tu por va for ya lazy dsomeofanbithches!! yep, but it's got all kinds of "GOO" seaping off it, those crazy doctors done a number or two in it, on it eww.May I please borrow Lambert to come fetch this here one of a kind find. I sure ain't gonna touch it, but I probed it with a big stick and that stuck, now it resembles a large over sized tortoured frog with five legs and my flame thrower gismo is lookin pretty sweet right bout now. I am lookin at my options now right here, so put your woolin britches panties back on, I ain't fired it yet. Oh dear Joseph and Mary, help me now. They come at me from all sides. What's a man to do??
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    LMAO !!!!  SdorrableWhaindefeck are you smokin lil brother? Oooppss, my bad, you ain't a smokin...but I wuz whenan iffin yeh went off on thiz hear tidey bowl raid and know I havta make that 10 mile walk up hill booth ways down to the Voluntear Fahr House to have meh 9 iron golfin club removed from a senseetiff areea cuzzin I dun went and fell over back'erds reading this hear postin yeh bean doin.
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    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quotesdorr:but I probed it with a big stick and that stuck, now it resembles a large over sized tortoured frog with five legs
    hope your keeping well Lizzie........remember to keep tacking in the breeze............:-)
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    youns boyz bee talkin noncence eye kant  uderstand. Eye desided 2 knot bee parts uf de conferzation due 2 de fackt eye ham kompleetlee loset.
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showin daz age nutz dragger , itz Lozt lmao
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WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quoterenniw52:youns boyz bee talkin noncence eye kant  uderstand. Eye desided 2 knot bee parts uf de conferzation due 2 de fackt eye ham kompleetlee loset. 
Obviously not kompleetlee lowst, bawbag...LMAO !!!R - where you live...just walk outside and have a listen and you'll be fully equipped to join our happy lil group. You dun deed a reel good job of ritin' tha abuve partz and such. PMSL !!!!


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WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quote opyeuclid:
I had a job at a place called Furniture land ,,  Mondays were always very slow and the owner was never there on that day..  So when the cat,s away the mice will play ,,
I was the new guy and wanted to fit in with the rest of the joker,s that worked there..
I asked the girl at the front desk to page someone for me ,  This will be great fun I told myself as I turned away and saw that the owner had just walked in ,,  It was too late to stop her and then over the store wide PA  system came this ,,
Would Mr Meoff  please return to the bedding department  ,,  Mr Jack Meoff  
I  was looking for a new job the next day ! 
True story 

 
That's a very nice story...unfortunately..."Mr. Meoff" >> "Mr. Jack Meoff"  that reply came from an old 'Richard Pryor' movie!!  



No it's fortunate that Opy had a chance to do it .


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Thu, Jun 4 2009 10:36 AM


Hi everyone, this thread has obviously gotten out of hand and we will be locking it. If you'd like to discuss the issue of resetting averages feel free to start a new post. We've said before that we read every thread in here, and we do. Even though we cannot respond to every suggestion and complaint, we do read them to keep a pulse on what the community is liking/disliking. Our challenge is to take your feedback and balance them against our overall objectives and priorities. As you know these are inextricably linked and it's a delicate balancing act. Nothing delights us more than when our players are happy, but sometimes we have to make hard decisions, like delay a feature or refrain from a requested change. We can't make everybody happy, but we can hope that our players understand that we are trying to do what's best, we are passionate, we try hard, and that they will support us even if they don't always agree with us.
As WGTAdmin stated earlier, we never intended the average score to be something to fixate on. We will change this, and it will make it less imperative to reset. Please be patient with us as we make the adjustments (it has been 10 days since our last release), and in the meantime we will be reading your posts...
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Post by Paul Sat 05 Nov 2022, 7:40 am

Who's your "coolest" WGT name? (Virtual only)




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    oneputtdavid
    1,337 Posts
    Tue, Nov 8 2011 9:36 PM
    I have a few.......
    Iconion
    Avatar Lee
    Priestess
    Sixkiller
    Tibbetts
    StoneColdKiller.....just to name a few of "MY" favs.
    My personal fav is Iconian (no were not soul mates)...........What's yours?
    ps..Lizzie Rossetti I like also...but not quite sure its VIRTUAL Smile








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    SHRUDE
    5,835 Posts
    Sat, Nov 12 2011 10:39 PM









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    piztaker
    5,743 Posts
    Sat, Nov 12 2011 10:44 PM
    ...but do they suit their character?








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    SANDHAWK
    528 Posts
    Sat, Nov 12 2011 11:36 PM
    sandhawk








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    zagraniczniak
    1,984 Posts
    Sat, Nov 12 2011 11:52 PM
    IvaThongon
    is the hands-down winner








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    overtheedge
    5,878 Posts
    Sun, Nov 13 2011 3:00 AM
    IvaThongon is very good. I agree zagran. As for piztaker observation - does the name fit the character - overtheedge - just ask lvietri about mine...lol.








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    TWOMINUSONE
    2,580 Posts
    Sun, Nov 13 2011 3:28 AM
    Avatar Lee is a great name, simple but effective . Great play on words by Iva also. And from reading PIZ,s posts, very suitable also, lol. 








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    zagraniczniak
    1,984 Posts
    Sun, Nov 13 2011 5:50 AM

    Hunhh? I thought she was just a member of the Thongon family.


    @TWOMINUSONE:wrote :
    Great play on words by Iva also.





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    SgtDoodles
    3,112 Posts
    Sun, Nov 13 2011 8:34 AM
    IvaThongon, piztaker, LizzieRossetti, SgtDoodles, StoneColdKiller, iconian, tibbets, PRIESTESS, b0geybuster.
    BUT, the obvious winner is IvaThongon.








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    IvaThongon
    932 Posts
    Thu, Nov 24 2011 11:21 AM
    LMAO, thank you all...




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    salamii
    1,058 Posts
    Thu, Nov 24 2011 12:40 PM
    Without a doubt. The coolest  wgt name would have to 





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    AlBUnderpar
    466 Posts
    Sun, Nov 27 2011 7:18 AM

    Jenn...I actually thought that was ur real name b4...DAH!!!...slow 2 catch on sometimes...but u cudda put a vote in 4 me....AL B UNDERPAR...lol...how about a friend...T ED UP...kinda like that one...simple and a very good word play on an appropriate name 4 a WGT player...he has a Profile pic to go with his username as well.


    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quoteIvaThongon:
    LMAO, thank you all...






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    IvaThongon
    932 Posts
    Mon, Nov 28 2011 9:38 PM

    ok, ok, sal...you have the coolest wgt name...
    i'll have to settle for being wgt's coolest player


    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quotesalamii:

    Without a doubt. The coolest  wgt name would have to be my own.





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    tedbundy
    1 Posts
    Mon, Nov 28 2011 10:09 PM
    Really, IvaThongon ?  Yes really in a landslide!!!!!!!







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    TheTigerEye
    259 Posts
    Thu, Dec 1 2011 11:37 PM
    TheTigerEye or T-T-E








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    MBaggese
    15,356 Posts
    Fri, Dec 2 2011 12:09 AM
    Iva is at the top of my list
    Wannadume is a close 2nd=hell of a MP'er
    For forum rats, I like:'
    Soulcatcher
    I'll edit and add as I sober up!!







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    nanstar
    4,914 Posts
    Fri, Dec 2 2011 12:17 AM
    Lord Elpus


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Sun, Feb 26 2012 8:42 AM


Golf Poem


In My Hand I Hold A Ball,

White And Dimpled, And Rather Small.

Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,


                     This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.



                            The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.




                                But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,




                          I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.




                             My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same




Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.



                                It Rules My Mind For Hours On End;




                                  A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.




                            It Has Made Me Curse And Made Me Cry,




                               And Hate Myself And Want To Die.




It Promises Me A Thing Called Par,



                                      If I Hit It Straight And Far.




                                    To Master Such A Tiny Ball,




Should Not Be Very Hard At All.



But My Desires The Ball Refuses,



And Does Exactly As It Chooses.



                             It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies,




And Disappears Before My Eyes.



Often It Will Have A Whim,



To Hit A Tree Or Take A Swim.



                              With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land,




                                   It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.




Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul,



If Only It Would Find The Hole.



                                 It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,




And Swear That I Will Give It Up.



And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow,



But The Ball Knows ... I'll Be Back Tomorrow.



             Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls!




     A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.




   Another study found that golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol       a  year.




 



This means that, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon!



 



Kind of makes you proud. Almost makes you feel like a hybrid. . .


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Sun, Sep 10 2017 7:15 PM
 
I've got a little black book with my poems in.
Got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in.
When I'm a good dog, they sometimes throw me a bone in.

I got elastic bands keeping my shoes on.
Got those swollen hand blues.
Got thirteen channels of shiite on the T.V. to choose from.
I've got electric light.
And I've got second sight.
And amazing powers of observation.
And that is how I know
When I try to get through
On the telephone to you
There'll be nobody home.

I've got the obligatory Hendrix perm.
And the inevitable pinhole burns
All down the front of my favorite satin shirt.
I've got nicotine stains on my fingers.
I've got a silver spoon on a chain.
I've got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains.

I've got wild staring eyes.
And I've got a strong urge to fly.
But I got nowhere to fly to.
Ooooh, Babe when I pick up the phone
There's still nobody home.

I've got a pair of Gohills boots
and I got fading roots.


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2,910 Posts
Sun, Sep 10 2017 7:25 PM


Not the torturer will scare me
Nor the body's final fall
Nor the barrels of death's rifles
Nor the shadows on the wall
Nor the night when to the ground
The last dim star of pain, is hurled
But the blind indifference
Of a merciless, unfeeling world
Lying in the burnt out shell
Of some Albanian farm
An old Babushka
Holds a crying baby in her arms
A soldier from the other side
A man of heart and pride
Breaks ranks, lays down his rifle
To kneel by her side
He gives her water
Binds her wounds
And calms the crying child
A touch gives absolution then
Across the great divide
He picks his way back through the broken
China of her life
And there at the curb
The samaritan Serb turns and waves ... goodbye
And each small candle
Lights a corner of the dark
Each small candle
Lights a corner of the dark
Each small candle lights a corner of the dark
When the wheel of pain stops turning
And the branding iron stops burning
When the children can be children
When the desperados weaken
When the tide rolls into greet them
And the natural law of science
Greets the humble and the mighty
And the billion candles burning
Lights the dark side of every human mind
Each small candle
Each small candle
Each small candles lights the dark side of every human mind
And each small candle
Lights a corner of the dark
"Each Small Candle" is a song by Roger Waters. It was released on his album In the Flesh – Live in 2000.[1] Most of the lyrics were inspired by a news story from the Kosovo war of a Serbian soldier who saw a wounded Albanian woman, left his ranks and helped her.
It also includes a stanza translated from Danish poet Halfdan Rasmussen's work Ikke Bødlen[citation needed] (and is, thus, credited as "Waters/Rasmussen"enerosity has always been a class act around here, thank you very much for the sleeve. A couple of favs by Peter Gabriel, another wordsmith I enjoy. 

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2,910 Posts
Mon, Sep 11 2017 9:18 AM

Family Snapshot

The streets are lined with camera crews
Everywhere he goes is news
Today is different
Today is not the same
Today I make the action
Take snapshot into the light, snapshot into the light
I'm shooting into the light
Four miles down the cavalcade moves on
Driving into the sun
If I worked it out right
They won't see me or the gun
Two miles to go, they're clearing the road
The cheering has really begun
I've got my radio
I can hear what's going on
I've been waiting for this
I have been waiting for this
All you people in TV land
I will wake up your empty shells
Peak-time viewing blown in a flash
As I burn into your memory cells
'cause I'm alive
They're coming 'round the corner with the bikers at the front
I'm wiping the sweat from my eyes
It's a matter of time
It's a matter of will
And the governor's car is not far behind
He's not the one I've got in mind
'cause there he is-the man of the hour, standing in the limousine
"I don't really hate you
I don't care what you do
We were made for each other
Me and you
I want to be somebody
You were like that too
If you don't get given you learn to take
And I will take you."
Holding my breath
Release the catch
And I let the bullet fly
All turned quiet I have been here before
Lonely boy hiding behind the front door
Friends have all gone home
There's my toy gun on the floor
Come back Mum and Dad
You're growing apart
You know that I'm growing up sad
I need some attention
I shoot into the light
 
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Mon, Sep 11 2017 9:18 AM
The Family and the Fishing Net
 
Suffocated by mirrors, stained by dreams
Her honey belly pulls the seams
Curves are stiff upon the hinge
Pale zeros tinge the tiger skin
Moist as grass, ripe and heavy as the night
The sponge is full, well out of sight
All around the conversations
Icing on the warm flesh cake
Light creeps through her secret tunnels
Sucked into the open spaces
Burning out in sudden flashes
Draining blood from well-fed faces
Desires form in subtle whispers
Flex the muscles in denial
Up and down its pristine cage
So the music, so the trial
Vows of sacrifice, headless chickens
Dance in circles, they the blessed
Man and wife, undressed by all
Their grafted trunks in heat possessed
Even as the soft skins tingle
They mingle with the homeless mother
Who loves the day but lives another
That once was hers
The worried father, long lost lover
Brushes ashes with his broom
Rehearses jokes to fly and hover
Bursting over the bride and groom
And the talk goes on
Memories crash on tireless waves
The lifeguards whom the winter saves
Silence falls the guillotine
All the doors are shut
Nervous hands grip tight the knife
In the darkness, till the cake is cut
Passed around, in little pieces
The body and the flesh
The family and the fishing-net
And another in the mesh
The body and the flesh


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Sun, Jul 12 2015 6:22 AM

On the 12th day of Christmas WGT Lords gave to me

12 drivers driving

11 skypers skyping

10 mods asleeping

9 green dots dancing

8 multi's bilking

7 Nike's swimming

6 geezers playing

5 FOCUS DINGS

4 falling birdies

3 meter bends

2 virtual bugs

and a view from the parking lot tees


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9,585 Posts
Tue, Sep 12 2017 11:22 AM


Ode to Andy


The day has come, time's almost up, I'm gonna go cliff jumpin'.
What am I doing?  Am I mad?  I could be in bed humpin'.
We reach the place, my stomach jumps, what the hell was I thinkin'?
I should know better, never make bets, after hours and hours of drinkin'.
After 10 of beer, 6 of gin and several bottles of Rioja.
I'm Superman, I'm made of iron, knocked out some pissed punk rocka.
But now it's morning, my head's on fire, my stomach won't stop churnin'.
I feel like hell, should be asleep and why's my a$$hole burnin'?
And now it's time, I'm getting changed, too late to change my mind.
Walk to the cliff, take a peek and wish that I were blind.
And now I'm fallin', just jumped right off, Christ, I must be mad.
Falling, falling, like a stone, hey, this ain't so bad.
I'm a bird, I'm a plane, as through the air I hurtle.
Look down, what's that?  OH FUKK!     A FUKKIN' TURTLE!!!!
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    craigswan
    26,318 Posts
    Tue, Sep 12 2017 1:31 PM
    Glad to have you back .
    These forums need you
    Back in september a Christmas wish I made.
    A brand new set of golf clubs before next year I played.
    Then on Christmas morn, with my eyes I spied
    An oblong box under the tree, with ribbon wrapped and tied..
    I'd like to thank you for these clubs, I wasn't sure that I would get.
    He said your welcome son, but Christmas isn't over yet
    I kept my head nice and still checked my stance and grip.
    "Nice shot" said the bearded one, it's hanging on the lip.




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    adaputter
    1,954 Posts
    Wed, Sep 13 2017 3:11 PM
    when i was a young lad, about 7 or 8 i think
    my dad took me shopping we went in all the stores ,last shop was the butchers
    my dad said  any bones for the dog
    i shouts up YIPEE  we are getting a dog




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    spa75
    256 Posts
    Wed, Sep 13 2017 11:38 PM
      hello all,
                        Some come here to talk to mates,
      Some come here to contemplate,
                    Some come here to write on theese walls,
      But i come here to smash golf balls,
                                         spa75





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    phred952
    2,714 Posts
    Thu, Sep 14 2017 7:55 AM

    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quoteadaputter:

    when i was a young lad, about 7 or 8 i think
    my dad took me shopping we went in all the stores ,last shop was the butchers
    my dad said  any bones for the dog
    i shouts up YIPEE  we are getting a dog


    I had dog once.  It was kind of stringy.





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    duda51
    1,007 Posts
    Thu, Sep 14 2017 8:26 AM
    I looked in the mirror and what did i see
    But a stranger    looking back at me.
    I asked that stranger who was he
    The stranger replied that he is me.
    I said how is that as I am I
    He said you and I forever and ever.
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Aidansnell
147 Posts
Tue, Jun 25 2019 12:53 PM


How futile every hope is, that we have,

How illusory all our designs,

And how crammed this world with ignorance,

We learn from our master–the Grave.
Lorenzo the Magnificent (1449-1492)
seems like a good poem for software developers.
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craigswan
26,318 Posts
Sat, Jan 28 2017 7:39 AM


Could not let rabbie burns night go past without  a poem .
 
Ode Tae a Fart
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in your belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
Will have ye blawin all ower the place
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A’body’s gonnae hiv tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
It’s like a bullet oot a rifle
Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shifty yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it doesnae reek
But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap o thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me a sonic boom
God almighty it fairly reeks
Hope I huvnae sh it my breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw whit the hell it’s no ma worry
A’body roon aboot me chokin
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I’ll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile
Wiz him! I shout with accusin glower
Alas too late, he’s just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
A dinnae feel welcome any mair
Where e’ere ye go let yer wind gan’ free
Sounds like just the job fur me
Whit a fuss at rabbie’s party
Ower the sake o one wee farty
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    gonfission
    2,041 Posts
    Tue, Jan 24 2017 9:06 PM

    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quotect690911:
    would one be obliged to officially object to the opaqueness of the object being observed?

     
     Perhaps pleasant pontification, performed pleasingly, probably prevails persistently.

    Putting purification protocols placed precariously, &  painstakingly in a pavilion, protected by a pastor, with a penchant for patient predilection, of precocious precognition, will prohibit propagation.
    Peculiarities of portions presently pondered, perpetuate preconceptions of previous presumptions. Primafacie plagiarism, or piracy of personal and or professional  penning's, precedes a proclivity to procrastination.    
    Just sayin                               





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    23,797 Posts
    Wed, Jan 25 2017 3:45 AM

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    If obfuscation obligates one to obliviously overlook ominous omens observed only during a once objective observation, would one be obliged to officially object to the opaqueness of the object being observed?

      Only if the malafagastic temperature of the horizon . Was to calorisize the impurient indentations of the hemispherical analogy . Therefore the borax carbustus would become surcharged with infinistals and be deprived of its fissural disquisitions .





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    6,883 Posts
    Wed, Jan 25 2017 4:55 AM
    @Joe and Paul
       Thanks for clearing that up..Smile
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    SweetiePie
    4,925 Posts
    Thu, Mar 17 2011 9:58 AM
    There once was this man McSweeny, who spilled some Gin on his weenie, just to be couth he added vermouth then slipped his girfriend a Martini
    There was this lady from Brewster, whose ass was so fine that I goosed her, but her panties were thin and my fingers slipped in, now my fingers don't smell like they used to.
    There was this man from Bonair, who was doing his wife on the stair, but the banister broke so he doubled his stroke, and finished her off in mid-air.
    Happy St. Patricks Day to All
    ~SP~ 





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    Doublemochaman
    2,009 Posts
    Thu, Mar 17 2011 10:36 AM
    There once was a girl from Santa Clarita, I tried to buy her a burrita... she said "buy me a beer"... i said "Good cheer"... and she spilled the brew on her feeta.





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    hpurey
    11,505 Posts
    Thu, Mar 17 2011 10:44 AM
    There once was a man from Nantuckit.  Who's **** was so long he could.....well you get the picture lol.





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    SweetiePie
    4,925 Posts
    Thu, Mar 17 2011 11:27 AM
    There was this man O'Doole who had little red spots on his tool, his Doctor a cynic said get out of my clinic and wipe off that lipstick you fool.





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    SweetiePie
    4,925 Posts
    Thu, Mar 17 2011 1:39 PM
    There once was a farm lad named Durkin who couldn't quit jerkin his gerkin, his Father said Durkin quit jurkin your gerkin your gerkin's for furkin not jerkin. 





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    dchallenger
    545 Posts
    Thu, Mar 17 2011 2:26 PM
    A near-sighted golfer named 'Lear' was sent to the clink for a year,
    for an action obscene, near the 17th green,
    where a sign read, "ENTER COURSE HERE"
     
     Once, there was a man called 'Dave'  who kept a dead whore in a cave.
    "I'm a bit of a shiit, I must admit, but think of the money I saved!"  
     
    And, of course, there's this fellow from Kent, whose dick, in the middle, was bent.
    To avoid some trouble, he folded it double,
    and instead of coming, He went!



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    dchallenger
    545 Posts
    Thu, Mar 17 2011 2:39 PM
    Sorry, one more I just came up with:
     
    In a close MPC with Peter, He thought; "I think I can beat her".
    Two feet from the pin, easy 'win' if it's in,
    But suddenly, was raped by the meter!





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    SweetiePie
    4,925 Posts
    Thu, Mar 17 2011 2:49 PM
    Gotta Love it! More, I hope.





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    SweetiePie
    4,925 Posts
    Thu, Mar 17 2011 7:01 PM
    There once was this fellow named Larry, whose crotch was ever so hairy, he deceided to trim it, but went past the limit, now the fellows all call him Mary. 




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    Yappy22
    733 Posts
    Thu, Mar 17 2011 8:09 PM
    SM was a man of means. Who cooked up a big pot of beans When Lizzie said No, He let them all go,down he drain with his hopes and dreams.
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Tony08888
348 Posts
Tue, Dec 28 2021 4:24 AM
Unfortunately the 3 wood is a pitiful must,
for a halfway decent par 5 score post,
The only thing is the programming sucks,
a slight mis-ding and the shot is a muck.

Apparel will help the distance quite nicely,
yet a hook or a shank most likely await thee.
Though it’s a great tool for punch out of rough,
as the distance you reach isn’t that tough.

Yet if it is forgiveness and precision you seek,
practice will not make perfect with a club this bleak.
The programmers out did themselves making a joke,
or was it on purpose by a disgruntled bloke.







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HamdenPro
1,846 Posts
Tue, Dec 28 2021 7:16 AM
I love my 3 wood, I truly do.
It’s unfortunate, the club’s not for you.
I have a suggestion, if you will permit,
Consider for once, your to blame, just a bit.
I would just keep trying till you get the hang of it.
 
But, if it does not work out, at all for you,
I will tell you now, what do to.
Take that 3 wood, that you think may stink,
Sell it back and buy me some Volviks in pink.
 
And, while you are at it, what the heck
Sell all your clubs back, since the game is a wreck,
Take those credits and spread the cheer,
Buy everyone gifts for the upcoming year.
 
Honestly, I think you should stay,
Practice more, and improve your play,
I know your good, a Champion they say
I think your just disgruntled, so just chill for the day.
For if you blame WGT, they will make you pay.
 
You will hit slices and hooks, into bunkers and brooks
You will lose many balls and coins to the crooks,
Lose lots of coins, and not just a few,
So be ever so careful, whatever you do.
 
I would be nice to the programmers, they are trying their best,
I know what your thinking, surely I jest
But now I’m off moderation, it took so long,
I am trying to be nice, I don’t want to go wrong,
 
So, I keep complaints to myself, and praise WGT
So far it has worked, as you plainly see,
For when I post, it appears right away,
Which is better than waiting for more than a day,
 
Maybe it's you, or maybe your ball.
 
but does it really matter? 
It is just game after all.
 
I have to go now, and get some work done,
I would love to continue but I really must run,
To sum it all up, the point is to have fun


HamdenPro
Grrrr...
I was in an online, remote, conference on Teams when I wrote that real quick like, when someone I did not want to listen too was speaking. I had opened a small window for Word.
Sometimes when working in Word, the program auto checks and makes changes, not always the correct ones. Unfortunately, I did not go back over and check before I cut, pasted and posted.
Since we are fairly new friends, I will overlook the pointing out mistakes. I do recall, once, a member of my club pointed out grammatical errors in one my club forum post, may he R.I.P.
Fill in any blanks you want - LOL
P.S. Hope you had a wonderful holiday.


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HamdenPro
1,846 Posts
Wed, Mar 23 2022 3:21 PM
Bags are not cheap, but I had one,
When flash ended, I had none,
WGT said we will get them back
It's been over a year and I kept track.
 
I think they want us to forget,
if we make enough noise they will soon regret.
It is crazy it has taken so long
For not crediting us back is just plain wrong.
 
It seems to me, they do not know how,
and at this point in time, I want my credits back now!
I have not complained, trying to show some restraint
But in the end, patient I ain't.
I WANT MY BAG, OR GIVE ME MY CREDITS!!!!!!!!!
 
P.S.  Yes Dodgy, "ain't" is a word.


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SamSpayed
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Tue, Dec 28 2021 1:02 PM
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Now, now, children, please be nice!
If I could give you some advice,
I'd say check out Mizuno's 3
It's always worked quite well for me

Forgiveness on it's 5.5
Which means your ball should still arrive
On most Par 5s at center green -
The most forgiving wood I've seen

It's also High trajectory
For clearing obstacles you see
Like greenside bunkers, fairway bumps,
And Par 3 greens with slopes and humps

If this sounds good to you, I'd say
Go try it out next Rental Day
I think you'll find it's worth a shot
To see if it works for you or not


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Post by Paul Sat 05 Nov 2022, 8:33 am

johnnylaptop wrote:WGT controls the out come of the game and all the shots.
sdorr
Silly little johnnylaptop does not have a clue, VEM in the background always watching you. Down with the club swing, away goes the ball, silly little johnnylaptop losing it all.

Big cry baby, so I wrote you a "poem". Hope you feel better, and I hope that the cheese I ordered for you arrives soon, that goes with your, never mind.

Have a nice day!
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    txzdave
    1,316 Posts
    Fri, Jan 26 2018 1:14 AM
              Deena draws Us in 
                     Fission would not deny this
                             No videos please
              ~   ~                                                                                                                                                         
     
     




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    gonfission
    2,041 Posts
    Fri, Jan 26 2018 6:32 AM
    universal path
    truth txzdave is king
    I'm swimming the pond





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    drmoose
    3,507 Posts
    Fri, Jan 26 2018 7:13 AM
    I asked you not to
    you made me go poetic
    gol durn, gnome sayin' ?
     
    Doc Smile




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    overtheedge
    5,878 Posts
    Fri, Jan 26 2018 7:37 AM
    Papa tomato, mama tomato and little tomato go for a walk.
    Little tomato starts to fall behind.
    Papa tomato says, Ketchup. 





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    TopShelf2010
    10,603 Posts
    Fri, Jan 26 2018 10:40 AM
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    SidersBest
    873 Posts
    Fri, Jan 26 2018 11:41 AM
    I was just looking at my wife's Avon Book and Avon says they have the best Haiku.
    They said don't take their word for it " You can Rub and Sniff"  and get the experience of a lifetime
    Siders Best
     





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    overtheedge
    5,878 Posts
    Fri, Jan 26 2018 2:17 PM

    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quoteTopShelf2010:

    What a waste of time...  Figuring out a haiku....  My apologies...   Don


    Correction;
    What a waste of time
    Figuring out a haiku.
    My apologies
    Retort;
    Agree
    Not difficult
    No apology needed





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    WGTChampion
    1,823 Posts
    Fri, Jan 26 2018 2:50 PM
    Syllables are hard
    Here are about seven more
    Now it's five again
     
    Nailed it. 
    _CHAMPION





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    gonfission
    2,041 Posts
    Fri, Jan 26 2018 3:10 PM
    Those who can not, teach
    You do and teach together
    Schools out for the day
    ________________________




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WGTChampion
1,823 Posts
Fri, Jan 26 2018 3:14 PM

Oh man that photo
It makes me really upset
looks super painful
 
_CHAMPION

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    mkg335
    5,491 Posts
    Fri, Jan 26 2018 4:02 PM
    Nature's irony
    Geese honk but don't drive autos
    Honkies eat roadkill




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    gonfission
    2,041 Posts
    Fri, Jan 26 2018 4:58 PM
    Okay, I nominate that one ^^^ right there, and now, for the best so far. If for nothing else, for the clever use of, ipso facto terminology,
    Effin EH!!
    I miss the 70's, and being called the "H" word. Snowflake just ain't jive enough
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    @ Champion
    Handle a nail gun long enough, and we all get one, somewhere. I got it right through the palm of my left hand, last summer.
    Put a paper towel, and some duct tape on it, after I pulled it out, and I was good to go.
    Have to get them out as quick as they went in.
    Didn't mean to shiver your timbers, Champ
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    overtheedge
    5,878 Posts
    Sat, Jan 27 2018 5:01 AM
    I do not think so
    Delusions of grandeur hmm
    Is tomorrow another day
     
    Re-nailed it!
    _OVERTHEEDGE



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overtheedge
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Sat, Jan 27 2018 7:59 AM
Chuck roast not woodchuck
Charcoal Briquette barbecue   
Eggplant is a fruit
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overtheedge
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  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quote mkg335:
    The best ones paint a picture.

    Dinner ---->

    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quoteovertheedge:

    Chuck roast not woodchuck
    Charcoal Briquette barbecue   
    Eggplant is a vegetable 







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    drmoose
    3,507 Posts
    Sat, Jan 27 2018 3:01 PM
    Though many have searched,
    Chambers Bay hides its' secrets.
    Come, for it is time.
    Doc WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon_smile
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    gonfission
    2,041 Posts
    Sat, Jan 27 2018 3:10 PM
    you almost had it
    1 toke over the line Doc
    gone home railway line



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    txzdave
    1,316 Posts
    Sun, Jan 28 2018 12:22 AM
               As We learn of Us.....
               The community We are......
                 Do new voices hear?
     
     
                      I have horded words
                        Spewed more than a few fore shore
                          Weave all four a sleeve.
              ~txzdave~
     
     
     
     





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    txzdave
    1,316 Posts
    Sun, Jan 28 2018 12:34 AM
          To take it further
          If You, with less than 10 posts........
         Post your Haiku........Sleeved.
                      ~      ~
          (10 total posts here)
                  (Here on the forum circus)
                          (You must excuse Us)
     
                   "Those before Us and after Laughter Cat Dave"
                                      How's that?           I dig You all.
                I'ma take a Cat nap.        ~txzdayandlatenightdave~
     
     
     
     
     




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    pmm711
    5,131 Posts
    Sun, Jan 28 2018 10:15 PM
    Hippie rolled a joint
    Joint lasted longer than norm
    NORML started then





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    Dougie4042
    4,396 Posts
    Mon, Jan 29 2018 3:38 AM
    Don't like poetry
    Playing WGT instead
    You like them apples?
     
     
     
    Man, that's whack.  :/





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    overtheedge
    5,878 Posts
    Sat, Feb 3 2018 6:33 AM

    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quotetxzdave:

              Deena draws Us in 
                     Fission would not deny this
                             No videos please
              ~   ~                                                                                                                                                         

    Why did we give up
    Who the hell knows why we did
    It is just that way
     
    1 syllable word haiku,,,,as shlappy would say, NAAAAAILED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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    txzdave
    1,316 Posts
    Sun, Feb 4 2018 1:24 AM
       double you gee tee
              letters are not syllables
                    unless they are......C?
                                                      ~silenthyme~



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overtheedge
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    pmm711
    5,131 Posts
    Fri, Aug 26 2022 11:23 AM
    Found it.  Even WGTChampion partook. Thanks txzdave (wherever you are)...
    I will restart it
    We'll see where it will end up
    Only time will tell

    Play life together
    Trust faith and putt your ball true
    The hole will widen




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    SamSpayed
    4,318 Posts
    Fri, Aug 26 2022 11:42 AM
    watching my approach
    hit the pin and bounce away
    wish I'd pulled it now



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    pmm711
    5,131 Posts
    Fri, Aug 26 2022 11:58 AM

    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quoteSamSpayed:

    watching my approach
    hit the pin and bounce away
    wish I'd pulled it now

    Wow...I feel your pain
    Must be mindful to pull it
    but hole is bestest




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    HamdenPro
    1,846 Posts
    Fri, Aug 26 2022 1:17 PM
     

    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quoteSamSpayed:

    watching my approach
    hit the pin and bounce away
    wish I'd pulled it now

    Easy shot to make
    A failure to pull the pin
    Oh, stupid mistake





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    gonfission
    2,041 Posts
    Fri, Aug 26 2022 10:03 PM
    What is a Haiku
    I don't know so I'll ask you
    Please tell me who's who
    ---------------------------------------<*{{{{{-(





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    pmm711
    5,131 Posts
    Fri, Aug 26 2022 11:16 PM

    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quoteSamSpayed:

    watching my approach
    hit the pin and bounce away
    wish I'd pulled it now

    Drop it didn't do
    The damn pin got in the way
    Cuz Sam forgot to





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    HamdenPro
    1,846 Posts
    Sat, Aug 27 2022 12:03 PM

    I did try my best
    To halt all of the unrest
    Oh, what fool am I






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    pmm711
    5,131 Posts
    Sat, Aug 27 2022 1:34 PM
    ^^^^ WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE 1f44d-1f3fb.png?v=2.2WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE 1f44d-1f3fb.png?v=2.2
    Thoreau wrote about Civil Disobedience…it’s rampant…running amuck.  No need to try to rein it in.  The bull has been in the china shop for quite some time now.  Though I love the valiant effort!  WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE 1f44d-1f3fb.png?v=2.2WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE 1f44d-1f3fb.png?v=2.2
     





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    HamdenPro
    1,846 Posts
    Sat, Aug 27 2022 10:20 PM
    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quote pmm711:
    Though I love the valiant effort!
    Thank you Paul,. In appreciation, I wrote this for you : )
     
    PMM did say
    "I love the forums alot
    I enjoy them much"



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HamdenPro
1,846 Posts
Wed, Aug 31 2022 7:35 AM
WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE 0hgabh10




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pmm711
5,131 Posts
Wed, Aug 31 2022 8:48 AM
Another release 
Please get the issues to cease
Nope, issues increase


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    TopShelf2010
    10,603 Posts
    Wed, Aug 31 2022 9:40 AM

    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quotepmm711:

    Another release 
    Please get the issues to cease
    Nope, issues increase 

    EPIC !
    Hall of Fame worthy !!




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    pmm711
    5,131 Posts
    Wed, Sep 21 2022 2:58 AM
    Survived a fire
    Thank God I didn’t expire
    My wife I desire





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    HamdenPro
    1,846 Posts
    Thu, Sep 22 2022 12:35 PM

    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quotepmm711:

    Survived a fire
    Thank God I didn’t expire
    My wife I desire

    Your house is all gone.
    You survived to tell the tale.
    That is what counts most.





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    PureGro1
    1,334 Posts
    Thu, Sep 22 2022 12:53 PM
    I'll write a haiku
    about weed and such things as this.
    Mary Jane said so.


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pmm711
5,131 Posts
Sat, Sep 24 2022 2:26 AM
WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quote PureGro1:

I'll write a haiku
about weed and such things as this.
Mary Jane said so.
 
EDIT: Thanks, Joe

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Pure Gro One Thanks Joe
But still needs to work line two
Mary Jane too good





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drmoose
3,507 Posts
Sat, Sep 24 2022 1:22 PM
Going poetic
World golf tour's again quite sick
Need to fix it quick
 
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Post by Paul Sat 05 Nov 2022, 10:12 am

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WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quote drmoose:
Doc Smile

 
{{{    Just between you and I ,  We here at NMS.lol know his little Trick .
He digs in the sand box till he finds some candy bars from the Kat ,
[ Putts 3 of  them ]
in a paper bag , then paces them at the door to the ClubHouse , Lights them on fire ,
 (  even knowing he is not aloud to play with matches ) , 
And then runs up a tree ,  We let him have his fun ready to put the fire out , 
We have side bets here at the NMS office on his Cycles and when he will show up .
The winner gets a free drink from the Beer cart .  }}}}}}
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Post by Paul Sat 05 Nov 2022, 10:25 am

From the desk of  NMSopizzaicon ,
  Sorry for the down time , We did a upgrade from AOL dial up .
The short bus has a flat tire , so it might be running late .
Please do not eat the new crayons the bus driver gives you . 
Make sure your Mommy packs your lunch .
As to the updates :  
 other than that AOL dial up ,,  A New format is in the works for a all up in Beta for a new game .
WGTfishing  ,  The Idea is to make a friend on the bus and play Tic Tak Toe to keep your mind off the ride .
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PhiEaglesFan
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Fri, Feb 19 2016 7:34 PM

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake

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WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quote Ducati916:
Wow...this all took a turd for the nurse. We've got people bashing people and choosing sides to go with their Maine course. . Some of our most steemed players are now lobbing Zingers at each other like Hostess never went out of business. And poor old PEF....all he did was steel someones dissertation on quantum fish sticks, but, since he didn't confess, that like Al Gore, he didn't actually invent the internet, now he's being treated like some kind of Mariah Carey. We have AlsoSlow trying to step into a Slim Jim and Paul907kilosinaUSton and others trying to keep the Petes and get people to just moo valong.


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65 Posts
Thu, Mar 6 2014 1:52 AM
Dave Feherty
>
> CBS GOLF ANNOUNCER
>
> He said one day, "It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a
> winner in that group."
>
> Feherty is a CBS and Golf Channel announcer, who finds very unique,
> colourful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is
> on his mind ... (probably always on time delay these days).
>
> Feherty Quotes:
>
> "Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the
> strongest muscle in his body."
>
> "That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon."
>
> " I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week.
> He is attending the birth of his next wife."
>
> Jim Furyk's swing "looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."
>
> Describing VJ Singh's prodigious practice regime -
> "VJ hits more balls than Elton John's chin."
> (Thought I was going to hurt myself laughing at this one.)
>
> "That's a great shot with that swing."
>
> "It's OK - the bunker stopped it."
>
> At Augusta 2011 - "It's just a glorious day.
> The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it."
>
> "That was a great shot - if they'd have put the pin there today."
>
> "Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a
> balloon near the edge of a cliff."
>
> "That green appears smaller than a Pygmie's nipple".
>
> Forward this to any golfers with a sense of humor.
>






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mara43
1,674 Posts
Thu, Mar 6 2014 5:34 AM
some like him, some don't but I find him amusing......lightens up the game a bit.... 

DAVID FEHERTY QUOTES

On the chilly air: “I’m freezing my nads off. It’s snot-blindingly cold. There are two lumps in my throat, and I think it’s my raisins.”
On Nick Faldo: “The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.”
On losing weight: “I lost 150lb if you include my wife.”
On Crooked Stick: “It is so long it’s the first time I’ve had to take into account the curvature of the earth.”
On John Daly’s haircut: “Worst haircut I’ve ever seen in my life. It looks like he has a divot over each ear.”
On Daly at St Andrews: “There are five courses here. He must hit one of them.”
my favourite quote:
On Colin Montgomerie: “He’s got a face like a warthog who’s just been stung by a wasp.”
On his drinking: “It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it’s not even a challenge.”
On his swing on a bad day: “It was like a privy door on a prawn trawler in the middle of the Atlantic.”
On Jack Nicklaus courses: “They are like hot air dryers in public lavatories. They are a good idea, but take too long.”
On Tiger’s flatulence: “He can lay ‘em down like a crop duster.”
On Phil Mickelson: “Phil is brilliant, but he’s nuts. There’s something not quite right about that boy. Phil is watching a movie that only Phil can see.”
On one of Tiger’s shots: “Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.”
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Fri, Mar 7 2014 12:26 PM


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[*]My Favourite David Feherty Descriptive Comment was about the Speed of a Putt
(Quote)     This Putt will be Faster than Hot Snot of a Hard Crumbed Hankie
 


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Sat, Mar 8 2014 12:52 AM
I don't remember exactly how long ago it was but David Feherty and Gary McCord did some very funny stuff for EA Sports on a couple of the Tiger Woods PGA Tour CD games. 


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Wed, Apr 23 2014 9:36 AM

Old Clinton joke.What does Monica Lewinskey have in common with Lucille Ball?A:They have both had a little Cuban in them.
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Mon, Dec 7 2020 3:32 AM

RIP Peter .

'He's gone ga-ga' - Alliss' most memorable quotes

  • "What on earth are you doing? He's gone ga-ga. To attempt to hit the ball out of there is pure madness." - his iconic description of Frenchman Jean van de Velde throwing away a three-shot lead on the final hole of the 1999 Open Championship at Carnoustie.
  • "It's like turning up to hear Pavarotti sing and finding out he has laryngitis." - reflecting on Tiger Woods shooting a third-round 81 at the 2002 Open.
  • "Looks a bit like Jurassic Park in there." - describing the rough on the 14th at Royal St George's, which hosted the 2003 Open.
  • "One of the good things about rain in Scotland is that most of it ends up as scotch." - on poor weather conditions during a tournament in Scotland.
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opyeuclid
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Fri, Dec 6 2013 9:46 AM
Twas almost the Night before the 12 days of Christmas Giveaway .
All the Country Clubs were ready, The gifts from the Pro shop were all under the tree And almost all the days were full .  MrCaddie was burned out from all the silly PM,s and working so hard  . He sat down in his chair and drifted off to sleep .
Thats when all hell broke loose ,
The Santas little helpers jimmyed the lock on the bar and started to drink all the good stuff ,They then hooked up the TV to the computer and started to download Elf porn .
A few of the Santas helpers drank too much then Tossed up Christmas cookies on the floor And one passed out with his head in the toilet  .
Santas little helpers then found MrCaddies car key,s and went out on the town in a rampage ,They took turns driving to see who could run down the most mail boxes and do the best yard turfing .
After a bit of that they set his car on fire and pushed it into the lake at the Kiawah island course on hole # 17 .
As the Santas little helpers were stumbling back to MrCaddies house they saw that the WGT Police were knocking on his door and they all ran to the bushes to hide .
The WGT police Icon & Shoe could see all the empty bottles on the porch and in the yard and more in the house on the floor throu the window .
MrCaddie woke from his sleep and said to him self ,  Self just who the .... is at my door at this time of night ,
He got up from the chair but did not see that the helpers had taken his pants , He opened the door yelling  " Just who the .... do you think you are .
The WGT police Icon & Shoe saw this man at the door with nothing on but his Tee shirt and could see that there was Elf porn on the TV . The Police did not ask but just clocked MrCaddie with a night stick and put him back to sleep .
MrCaddie woke up in a WGT jail cell with a very large man , That man then told him , Son your name is now Betty and you are now my Btch .
A few days latter Santas little helpers all got together and took some of the gifts to the pawn shop and used that money to pay MrCaddies bail .
When MrCaddie got out he went home in his orange jump suit  to find the place trashed and his car was gone , He then said to him self  ,, Self you know who did this , them little Bstards , I will get each and every one of you even if it takes me till Christmas in July .
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Thu, Dec 15 2016 9:07 AM


Here is a twist on the night before Christmas poem
 
The Night Before The Santa Give Away
‘Twas the night before Santa s give away, when all thro’ the house,
Not a WGT player was stirring, not even their mouse;
The clubs were all nestled in the bag with great care,
In hopes that MRCADDIE soon would be there;
The golf balls were snuggled secure in their sleeves,
While visions of birdies flew past the weeds,
And Mama in her ‘kerchief, and I in my golf cap,
Had just settled our PC down for a long winter’s nap-
When out on my I Pad there arose such a rash,
I sprang from the bed to see another Country Club Clash.
Away to my Laptop I flew like a drive,
Quickly turned on the power, in hopes I could thrive.
The moon on the breast of a new WGT day,
Gave the lustre of new irons a look my way;
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a message the server was busy that bought on a tear,
With a new message in the forums so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be MRCaddie playing St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and did not call them by name:
“Now! Ton Paul, now! TC, now! you, and you,
“On! wgt, on! wgt, on! Maintenance and Update;
“To the top of the forum you should Bump!
“Now post away! Post away! Post away all!”
As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly,
When we meet with an obstacle, rant to the sky;
So up to the main forum the coursers they flew,
With the messages full of please give me this club or ball:
And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the gifts they came with a bound:
He was dress’d all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnish’d with fescue and soot;
A bundle of clubs was flung on his back,
And he look’d like a caddie just opening his pack:
His eyes - how they twinkled! his dimples how merry,
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry;
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a tee he held tight in his teeth,
And the grass it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face, and a little round belly
That shook when he laugh’d, like a bowl full of jelly:
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laugh’d when I saw him in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to my Ipad,
And fill’d all me with new clubs; I was so glad,
And laying his finger aside of his nose
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.
He sprung to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle:
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight-
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good game.
By Garypinhunter
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renniw52
5,385 Posts
Fri, Dec 9 2016 6:42 AM
 I was in Wal Mart yesterday against my will. My bride of 46 years asked me to grab something for her. I saw a young mother yanking a 5-6 year old boy around like a rag doll and screaming at him. He had a .99 cent hot wheel car in his hand and she was screaming. Put that back"" I told you no Christmas this year your father left us and we have no money. My first thought was if you have no money then why the hell are you in Wal Mart. She was holding make up and hair spray. I approached and said excuse me may I buy that toy for your son. She asked me why the &@#% would I do that. I told her I like hot wheels too and he had one of my favorites. I don't have any toy cars by the way. I told the little boy to pick out 4 more that he liked.
 Just the look on his face will be a priceless memory for me. Over the last year and a half I have taken all the mirrors off the walls in my house. I didn't want to see how poor I had become. This little boy, in his situation has a very good chance of becoming one you will hear about on the news one day, and it won't be good news. I only pray that those little five cars will keep him out of trouble a little longer.
 I remember the little things in life that guided me. I also agree with Wayne, a lot of time and effort and money went into the 12 days of Christmas. Shame on the vermon that preyed on this occasion and best wishes to the ones who were grateful for receiving even a 200 credit sleeve of balls.
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Fri, Dec 9 2016 6:51 AM
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[*]Damn Renni, you made me come over all Christmas Carol there.
Thanks for posting that, it really brings home how fortunate some of us are and shows how much random acts of kindness can change someone's life.
Hugs from Germany : )



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ct690911
6,885 Posts
Fri, Dec 9 2016 10:47 AM
" I approached and said excuse me may I buy that toy for your son. She asked me why the &@#% would I do that."
Good story Rich. TY for posting. The first part may explain why the old man bolted...the mother sounds like a "real catch"...that said, he picked her and shouldn't have abandoned the child.
The highlighted portion struck a chord. I had a cough and da missus nagged me to go to a clinic. While waiting, a young woman came in and she was in obvious distress. I have no idea why she didn't go str8 to emergency...but whatever. 
She checked in and took her seat...probably 5 or 6 patients behind me in line. When my name was called, I asked the med clerk to give her my spot...her response to me was the exact same ^^^.
Seriously...all the empathy of a mop and she works in health care? See it all the time... people with no interest in kids working in a day care...no interest in animals, but working in animal shelters, etc.
Who the hell vets these people before hiring them?



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renniw52
5,385 Posts
Fri, Dec 9 2016 11:05 AM
Exactly what I was thinking ct. A woman or who thinks they are that talk like that, I wouldn't last long either. One thing is for sure, she would not have my son. My guess is he was a piece of scum also. I just feel so sorry for that little boy. This woman had spent enough money on her tatoos to buy him presents for a long time. I remember when my 3 kids were that age. If they wanted a toy my wife and I would ask them why they deserve it. My daughter would say she got all A's on her last report card, toy bought. My oldest son would say I helped you in the yard all day Saturday. My youngest son would say because I'm your baby and I love you. Toys bought. My children have never been arrested nor have been in any trouble what so ever. Thank you Lord. May have had something to do with their parents always there for them. What has happened to this world? My 7 grand children are respectful, kind and loving. If I have nothing else to show for my life, I have that and that is all that matters.



[*]renniw52:
I just feel so sorry for that little boy.

And we are all part of our upbringing - this little kid is probably doomed, but not always. Some great people have come from poor upbringings - I have know a few pilots who were mistreated as a kid, but managed to right themselves before it was too late - in a couple of instances it was the Air Force that was that turning point.
They learned discipline from the forces, but sometimes can be something simple as an act of kindness.
Not long ago I met someone from my schooldays, I did not really know him, but he was a trouble maker at school and I think he got expelled.He was in school in Sydney and I heard he went back to WA.
It was a chance meeting and to be honest, could not really remember him well, but he was one I assumed would have been supported by the government in one form or another - either via prison or the dole or a mix.......
After school he was given a chance.....an apprenticeship as a builder. He now is pretty successful and said it was the early starts and discipline that got instilled in him. Apparently his family disowned him as a 16 yo - and got in trouble with the law. The judge said get a job in a month or you will go to a youth detention facility (Hillston Boys Farm). He got a job!
I think there are times when a young man (or girl) have choices and as parents we hope that we have given them the grounding to make a good choice.
For those who need guidance, as a society we can only help those who need guiding, but those young people will make their own choice. Hopefully these small things aid them in doing so.


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renniw52
5,385 Posts
Tue, Mar 5 2013 2:19 PM

[*]While we are all being honest, let me share this with my friends. I got out of the shower this morning, my wife looked at me and said I Love You. I looked at myself and said why. She told me I kept my promise, she would never go hungry, and always have a warm bed to sleep in. We have raised 3 children, and have 7 grand children. We started out with absolutely nothing and have made it work. Has it been easy? Hell no. In retrospect, I could have done so much different. I am so FUBAR when it comes  to retirement, but I don't care. She will never go hungry or not have a warm bed to sleep in. And I will always be there. What else is there?

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renniw52
5,385 Posts
Sun, Apr 21 2013 10:03 AM


[*]Update on Let's Be Honest. 9 days after starting this, the company I worked for basically told me I was too old for them now. Handed me papers to sign with a non-compete clause and a form to sign where I would not sue them for age discrimination. Well all righty then. I was the catalyst of their industrial coatings division and they want me to sign a legal document saying I won't work for 2 years, in the field I have been in for over 30 years. I didn't get a kiss first, no fancy dinner, just bent over without any lube. Oh well, the rest of my life is the same at the moment, never say die, and learn to lo
ve the VEM.



I didn't sign anything, really has them on their toes at the moment. I have been approached by other companies, but I haven't committed to any so far. At my age, I want at least a 5 year contract, until I can retire. Unfortunately, I live in Georgia, which is a right to work state, an employer can let you go at any time, for any reason, with no recourse. It's the crazy paperwork they presented that has me shakin my head. Any ways, enough about my personal issues. Let's meet some new folks on here, people we know, but don't know. Looking forward to some new introductions.
Renni

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renniw52
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Thu, Dec 24 2015 8:07 AM

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My gift to the WGT community.
My Holiday Fruit Cake Recipe.
1 cup of water, 1 cup of sugar, 4 brown eggs, 2 cups of dried fruit, 1 teaspoon of salt, 1 cup brown sugar, lemon juice. crushed nuts and a bottle of whiskey.
Sample the whiskey and check for quality.
Take a large bowl, check the whiskey again. Pour 1 cup of whiskey and drink. repeat. Take a mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large bowl. Add 1 tsp of sugar and beat again.
Recheck the whiskey for quality, cry another full tup. Turn off the mixer, beat 2 leggs and add to bowl, chick in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the tuner, if the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey and check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something, who gives a damn. Check the whiskey again, sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.. Add 1 table and a spoon of sugar.
Grease the oven, turn the cake tin to 350. Don't forget to beat off the turners. Throw the bowl out the window and recheck the whiskey. If the cruit fake doesn't rise check the whiskey again and start over.This recipe doesn't always work the first time.
Happy Holidays To the entire WGT community
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Sat, Dec 12 2015 8:26 PM

Twas the night before 12 days, and all through this site,

A group of saints,  pulled together their might.

Mr. Caddie is Santa, and his efforts are huge,

Not a golfer in the land would call him a scrooge.

They planned and they schemed, as gathered their loot,

And prepared to share, the rewards of their fruit.

So hats off to you sir, and to all of your elves,

As you give so graciously, throughout the coming twelves!!.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!


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Hello - My name is YancyClaus
The WGTAA Country Club is excited about this event and are looking forward to playing Santa on day #8 --- to help pump up this event we have a couple of videos that we would like to share!




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Sincerely, I hope Santa Klaus will gift me a phone call with Mr. WGT
I would tell him something about last two years in WGT golf...
Best wishes folks!
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So, uh...is this the thread where I come out of the closet?

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On  the First day of Christmas, WGT gave to me, a game that I can play with just me!
 
On  the Second day of Christmas, WGT gave to me, a bag of clubs that would just confuse me!
 
On  the Third day of Christmas, WGT gave to me, a frustrating and ever-ending journey!!
 
On  the Fourth day  of Christmas, WGT gave to me, a pitch close to the hole that excited my inter-most  fun for Meee!
 
Now Hooked -- On  the Fifth day of Christmas, WGT gave to me, a tour of the Best of Par 5, and the best in my game ......  Five BIRD-EEEE'ssss
 
On  the Sixth day of Christmas, WGT gave to me, a look at the Brandon Par Three  Course, and ..........SIX BOG----GIES!!!!  and a look at Ki-A-WAAAA, a course that was meant for me and the back is Eaazzzyyyyy!
 
On  the Seventh Day of Christmas, WGT gave to me, a way to get CREDITS and do a Survey.....
 
On  the Eighth day of Christmas, WGT gave to me, a "replay" of a shot that did not go in....poor, poor me!  
 
The player that I was playing in match play ....he laughed a lot at me and I was thinking of leaving WG ..... TEEEeeeeeeeee!  But that is not me!
 
On the Ninth day of Christmas I joined a Country Club and found out PINHUNTERS will help MEEeeeee!!
 
On the Tenth day o  Christmas, WGT gave to me, a club that really care, set up challenging tournament and at the end of the day, really helped me! 
 
On the Eleventh day of Christmas my Leader said to me, work with me, we'll get you to legend, forget about the Boogeys and rest will be history!  
 
On the Twelfth day of Christmas WGT gave to me, a great place to relive stress and partake in great comoraide! 
 
 
On the morning of Christmas I hope that WGT would Gift to me a 
 
Cleveland 588 60 Degree 80 yrd wedge RTX 2.0   !!!
 
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The other day upon the heather fair
I hit a flagstick that was not there.  
I saw it's shadow and heard the clank
but where it stood was just a blank.
It was not there again today.
I wonder when it will come back and stay.  Brian
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Post by Paul Sun 06 Nov 2022, 5:08 pm

its just a ball
08 Feb
Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,

This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.
By Its Size I Could Not Guess,
The Awesome Strength It Does Possess,
But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,
I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell,
My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same,
Since I Chose To Play, This Stupid Game,
It Rules My Mind For Hours On End,
It Has Made Me Curse And Made Me Cry,
And Hate Myself And Want To Die,
It Promises Me A Thing Called Par,
If I Hit It Straight And Far,
To Master Such A Tiny Ball,
Should Not Be Very Hard At All,
But My Desires The Ball Refuses,
And Does Exactly As It Chooses,
It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies,
And Disappears Before My Eyes,
Often It Will Have A Whim,
To Hit A Tree Or Take A Swim,
With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land,
It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand,
Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul,
If Only It Would Find The Hole,
It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,
And Swear That I Will Give It Up,
And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow,
But The Ball Knows….I'll Be Back Tomorrow.
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pdb1:
Holy Jiminy XMas Batman !


WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Opyeuc13



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Riddle me this Bat Man , 
Why is it that some of us play the game to win ?
And others play the game for Fun ?
What makes a Santa ?
And who are the winners ?
Are the winners the ones that Got / Gave  a gift ?
Is Events like this a way for some of us to say Thank you ?



 pdb1:
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    Dear Santa .  Please just give the gift that just keeps giving to OPYEUCLID and other's like him . Who's gifts of generosity and spirit are far and above much more than the recipients receive themselves .


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Remember when Andy was like this ?
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I'd say it was, winning stuff and being part of the forums is FUN, another part of WGT to keep things interesting.
More is given out than is won, so just chill ?
Keep doing what you're doing and.......
Andy
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FRESH OFF THE TURNIP TRUCK
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how do i know if im the first responder?
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by me typing do you know its me ?


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WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quote pdb1:
i need to post a question.how do you get the little + sign next to your name for friend invites?

Hello pdb1,
This question would be for a different section of the forums, Community Help. I'm locking this old thread, and I encourage you to post your question in the aforementioned section.
 
Stay classy,
-WGTpizza


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Fun fact: I have been making my bosses aware of every single thread that is participating in this movement over these past few weeks. This movement has grown so large and so fast that I no longer make these threads visible to them - THERE ARE TOO MANY!
You can't click "Active Topics" these days without seeing a list of threads full of people spreading holiday cheer. I want to thank everyone who has participated in this contest, especially the contest creators Smile
 
Stay classy,
-WGTpizza
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Thanks guys . Never one anything before .
Is this my 15 minutes of fame .

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Renni doesn,t talk about it much but he was a bit of a hero during the first world war .
One day , desperate for water, he was plodding through the sahara  desert when he saw something far off in the distance.  
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.  
He  asked, "Do you have water?"   The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5."  
Renni  shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"  
"OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need."  
Cursing him, Ren  staggered away over the hill.  
Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped......   "They won't let me in without a fu cking  tie!"
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Never say die and leave no one behind.
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I was on the course when the funeral passed by. I stopped mid swing and bowed my head. That was the least I could do after being married to her for almost 46 years.
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WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quote renniw52:

I was on the course when the funeral passed by. I stopped mid swing and bowed my head. That was the least I could do after being married to her for almost 46 years.


So, we've a;; heard these types of Golf jokes...right?
 
I lived one.
 
Me a bud got to about the 12th or 13th hole, he wasn't feeling too chipper...he decided to to lie down just behind the tee box.
 
I say "John, you okay?"..
He replies, "I just need to lie down for a bit, go ahead and tee off"
 
So me and the two guys we were paired up with, tee off.
 
So I go back to John and tell him he's up..."naw, I'm just gonna rest a bit" he says.
 
I ask him "You sure you are okay?"..."I'll be fine", he say's...this goes back and forth 3 or 4 times...and finally I "pull myself away and head out for my ball.
 
Oh, did I mention I was only 4 over at the time?
 
So, me and the other two gent go on to finish the round, as we get to 18 over looking the clubhouse, I see red lights flashing, a firetruck and a ambulance.
 
  I'm thinking "what the heck is going on?"
 
Well, we finish up...(I blew the chance at my 2nd sub 80 BTW ), go into the clubhouse to get a cool drink and they have it blocked off with Firemen and EMT's. and there's my buddy John, stretched out on the table with like 3 guys working on him...Oxy mask, IV in him, whole bunch of chit happening.
 
They didn't want to let me through...but he motioned "OK"...I get up to him and apologize/etc., wishing he'll be okay, so on and so on...
 
He pull's his mask back a bit and says "how could you just leave me there?"
 
  I said "Eff John, I was only 4 over!"
 
When he got out of the hospital the next day, he was soooooooo happy to find out I didn't break 80.
True story.
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WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quote MBaggese:
So, we've a;; heard these types of Golf jokes...right?

Yup! And here's one of my favorites....
A guy walks in the door after his Saturday round of golf and his wife says: "How was golf today Hon?"
"Not good, Harry had a heart attack on the 3rd hole"
"Oh that's terrible!" says the wife.
The guy replies: "Yeah!  All day long it was 'Hit the ball and drag Harry.' "
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Dear .Ren ,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?
Signed,
Perplexed
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renniw52 wrote "LETS Be Honest thread"
at 4:51 PM on March 8, 2016

Hi pdb1
No need to stay off the thread my friend. When someone ruffles your feathers then let them have it. I am at the point in my life where I take no S-it from anyone. The thread has gone all over the place and so be it. I made a comment awhile back saying that many of the binge posters on WGT have never commented on this thread. No names but I'm sure you have some ideas of whom I'm referring.
Get back on and let it fly.
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WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quote jb6000:

2 months SOBER...
Life isn't much fun being sober, still waiting on all the good things to start happing.. At leased I'm in a new Country Club and I'm not the #1 pain in the ass Smile It's also gr8 to wake up without a hang over...
Your in our preys Peter...


Thank you JB. That means a lot to me. Especially as you are going through your own personal struggle.
And congratulations on achieving a huge milestone. Good stuff is already happening in your life, you just need to sit back, and realise it.
One day at a time bud. That's how we do it. One. Day. At. A. Time.
Sometimes it's really hard, sometimes you want to just give up, but what's the alternative?
Keep reminding yourself why you took that step. Why you FELT you had to take that step. And then go to sleep, knowing you have conquered another day.
Cheers,
Peter

That's the kind of person Peter was . Even while he was silently suffering himself .




May his soul live on forever .
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This gives us all a chance to say something. Let if fly and get it off your chest. Keep it nice and in the right spirit. Once in awhile we will get to know something about a person, that will be nice. Until we do, just be honest and let it fly.
 I really miss my Old Gunny Dad. still dealing with it. My job today really kicked my butt, I'm tired and hurt my back lifting $hit that weighs more than me and my beer isn't cold enough. Other than this for today life is fine and I'm still almost breathing. Now I'm going to my garage and have another Camel.
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WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Icon-quote opyeuclid:

Dear Santa .
Hi my name is OPY , I know I asked for something Special but i wish to change my mind ,
After almost 7 years here in WGT land I have more than I can ever ask for !
All the good times with Friends that have come and gone .
Posting a score no matter what , Be it the course or the forums .
The little things that make this game Special . 
Thank you WGT and Friends 
OPY
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Thank you MrCaddie and all the Santas...I have been looking forward to this event for a year!!!!!
I think what you all do is wonderful.
If it is not too much to ask, I would really appreciate a long driver and/or fairway wood.  Once I made Master, the courses are now too long for me.
If I am asking for too much, then I will settle for world peace...
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Post by Paul Sun 06 Nov 2022, 9:25 pm

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CEverett12
14,177 Posts
Sat, Oct 21 2017 8:56 AM

Hi everyone , I have something I would like to share , A true story ..

My computer went T-I-T-S up last week , Sorry , What I meant was my computer crashed . I posted a thread in the forum and said I was working on it , The next day I got a phone call from Noshots (Wayne) He ask me how the computer problem was going ? I told him it was a mess but I'm still trying to fix it , He said he had a laptop that he wasn't using anymore and if I would like to use it that he would mail it to me , That sound good to me I said , I gave him my address and that was that .

The next morning I get a phone call , Its Wayne , "Hey Casey" , Its Wayne , How ya doing he says , Sorry to call so early , I've got some good news , Are you sitting down ? I said yes . He tells me that he has coffee with some friends every morning , Kind of like a coffee club , He says during the conversation I mentioned you and that I was going to mail you my laptop , Then something happened . something you would not expect , Something unusual , Something wonderful ....One of his friends at the table pulls out his check book and writes a check for $600.00 and tells Wayne Just go buy him a new computer ..

I'm sitting there with a dumb look on my face wondering what did he just say ?, Did I hear him correctly ? Is this a joke ? What are you talking about Wayne ? After a few seconds I said "What" "No" Are you kidding me ? Am I awake ? Once I had processed what he just said I told him (no Wayne you don't need to do that) , Its too late he says , I'm on my way to best buy right now , Ill be there in 20 minutes.

I'm scratching my head in disbelief , These things don't happen , A stranger I have never met or spoken to, buys me a new computer , What the hell is going on ? Its the twilight zone . To be honest , I cant afford to buy myself a new computer so I was happy to borrow Wayne's laptop .

I need to give a Big shout out to Wayne , Without him this would not have happened , Thanks Wayne .. You offered to send me your laptop , You drove 30 minutes to Best buy , You hade to ship the computer at your cost , You also had to pay for taxes etc. Taking time out of your day to do this for me is very touching , I am sorry for my writing skills , I know I suck at it , But I just had to share this good news to all my friends at WGT .. I'm a very lucky guy ...

Forever Grateful

Its a HP 23.8 inch Touch screen - All in one - Intel core i3 - 8 GB memory - 1 TB hard drive
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subject title Re: WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE

Post by Paul Sun 06 Nov 2022, 9:27 pm

Good Bye Otterley Baby,,,by Weeducation



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09-29-2015 11:44 AM


  Some of you guys may already know that I am a Canadian Ranger and as such we patrol the great Canadian wilderness to enforce wildlife and fishing rules and policies. But sometimes we as individual take on task we are not paid for. I did just that this past summer when I attempted to rescue a baby otter I found.


  The poor thing needed bottle feeding and tons of general attention. I was very lucky since she took to me very fast and was following pretty much everywhere I went although vehicles in general were an amazing challenge to say the least. However with the help of my fellow Rangers she became the mascot of our outpost camp for the summer. She was quite the hit with the many tourist that we deal with on daily basis and many were amazed how friendly she was.


  Then came time for me to come home to my wife and 6 pets(3 dogs 2 cats 1 snake) which quickly became a total nightmare and a real free for all sometimes looking like it might degenerate into a UFC event.


  Luckily I never intended on keeping Otterley and have been training her to provide for herself in the wild over the last few weeks and today was this unfortunate day that I finally released her back to Algonquin Park animal preserve.


  Sitting here with finally peace and quiet I do sorely miss her so I thought this forum would be a good place for my homage to Otterley .....sniff....sniff....


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subject title AN AMAZING GIFT

Post by Paul Sun 06 Nov 2022, 9:35 pm

  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Next2613
    Next260
    135 Posts
    Mon, Dec 26 2016 9:09 AM

    I'M currently shopping around for a laptop, currently Amazon and Best Buy, but there are so many options available.
    I'll primarily be using it for WGT and some home applications.
    Does anyone have any recommendations?
    Thanks ;
                      Ron
     
     




  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE 1-2014

    pdb1
    13,426 Posts
    Thu, Dec 29 2016 9:00 PM

      Check craigslist . Look for someone near a college or university near you that builds computers . You will likely find several competing with each other for price and quality . 
      They will likely have several models and prices . 




  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Kishop20

    kishoph
    724 Posts
    Fri, Dec 30 2016 5:14 AM

    That is good advice from Paul, my next system I'll also probably go the route of having one built or building it myself.
    Although it never hurts to look at as many options as you can (I hope I'm not over stepping my bounds here, by bringing someone into it). I also would askazdewars. He has shown a great knowledge of computers and I'll assume that he wouldn't mind giving you his advice. Again not to detract from Paul's advice, just suggesting that you look into all avenues. Computers can get costly and you want to make the right choice. I know I have purchased some lemons in the past that I could of avoided with a little checking.
    Good luck,
     
     




  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Next2613

    Next260
    135 Posts
    Fri, Dec 30 2016 5:32 PM

    Thanks, I appreciate any assistance I can get.
     




  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE 1-2014

    pdb1
    13,426 Posts
    Fri, Dec 30 2016 5:52 PM


     kishoph:
    I hope I'm not over stepping my bounds here,

      Don't be silly Gene . I've waited  years for some members to say something . 
      Comments and opinions from you guys are the highlights of my day , week , month , year . Bring as many people as you can into it . You couldn't have picked a better person time or subject . Well , maybe a better time . John's not feeling so well at the moment . But I hope he sees this and responds as he is the TNITV . Top nerd in the Valley . 




  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Next2613

    Next260
    135 Posts
    Fri, Dec 30 2016 6:28 PM

    What is the opinion on chrome book
     




  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE 1-2014

    pdb1
    13,426 Posts
    Sat, Dec 31 2016 8:49 AM


     Next260:

    What is the opinion on chrome book

     

      Haven't tried it Ron . . But my opinion of products that require selective software is that they are limiting . Similar to the Chrome browser . I don't know how versatile the Chrome book is .
     




  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Azdewa14

    azdewars
    468 Posts
    Sun, Jan 1 2017 7:36 AM

    Hello Ron, As Im reading your post and other responses today , Im going to COMMITT to building  a solid, stable , performer  system for you at NO COST TO YOU (within reason). Its will be  VOTSCC members gift to you.Lets start discussing details.  
    azdewars@gmail.com
    john and members




  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Schoit10

    SChoitz
    41 Posts
    Sun, Jan 1 2017 8:05 AM


     azdewars:

    Hello Ron, As Im reading your post and other responses today , Im going to COMMITT to building  a solid, stable , performer  system for you at NO COST TO YOU (within reason). Its will be  VOTSCC members gift to you.Lets start discussing details.  
    azdewars@gmail.com
    john and members


    Thats the ONLY way to go!  I can recall the 2 namebrand computers I have had since the 90's.. all the rest I build myself.  The latest I built/programmed back around April 2016.  Not a high-end gaming system mind you, but you couldn't buy one like it for under $1700
    Scott




  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE 1-2014

    pdb1
    13,426 Posts
    Sun, Jan 1 2017 8:40 AM

      The trumpets are blaring da da da dah ! 
    TODAY'S TECHNOLOGY TIPS FROM THE DOCTOR OF TECHNOLOGY AZDEWARS
      Has arrived . 
      Ron . I leave you in the most capable hands you could have asked for . 
      Hi John . Thank you my friend . 




  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Next2613

    Next260
    135 Posts
    Sun, Jan 1 2017 10:14 AM

    Thanks ,John and everyone.




  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Azdewa14

    azdewars
    468 Posts
    Tue, Jan 3 2017 12:40 AM

    My Pleasure




  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Kishop20

    kishoph
    724 Posts
    Tue, Jan 3 2017 3:53 AM


     azdewars:

    Hello Ron, As Im reading your post and other responses today , Im going to COMMITT to building  a solid, stable , performer  system for you at NO COST TO YOU (within reason). Its will be  VOTSCC members gift to you.Lets start discussing details.  
    azdewars@gmail.com
    john and members


     
    Wow John, that's awesome and very generous of you to commit the time and effort..
    I would of said something sooner, but my computer keeps breaking down, just kidding.
    I'm very happy and proud to be part of a group with members like yourself,  that will help one another out without worrying about being compensated in some way, other than just the pleasure of knowing you've helped someone. We have a group of guys and gals that are genuinely nice people. A rarity in today's society IMO.
    Thank you
    Gene
     




  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Jimq9151

    JimQ916
    4,365 Posts
    Tue, Jan 3 2017 7:54 AM

    YOU ROCK JOHN!!!! And Gene, you're right on the nose saying VOTSCC is like no other...we have a lot of the best members WGT has to offer.




  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Azdewa14

    azdewars
    468 Posts
    Tue, Jan 3 2017 4:25 PM

    A big THANK YOU to Paul, Jim, Gene and Scott for your continued support AND kind words. The four (4) of you men have given me some faith back in mankind. Thats HUGE in my book..
    Ron is sending some minor info on connection source, and definition of "home use".
    I'm installing MS Office Pro Plus 2016 (activated) and hopefully that will cover it. Run some diagnostics and tests. If all fares well, I told Ron he should have system by next Saturday.
    Thanks again guys for making my day..
    John -azdewars
     
    add: Jim, Thank you so much for your PM and concern. Super improvement. Future looks bright. You and your family are in my prayers.  john

  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE 1-2014
    pdb1
    13,426 Posts
    Tue, Jan 3 2017 6:44 PM

      Very happy owner . Beaming with pride .
    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE 283345510
    NEXT260 EQUIPMENT SPECS.
    WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Azdewa14

    • azdewars
      468 Posts
      Thu, Feb 2 2017 11:52 PM

      Estimated delivery:  Sat, Feb. 11 USPS
      ASUS Republic of Gamers G50V Core 2 Duo -P7450 4GB RAM
      ASUS ROG G50V


      EVERYTHING WORKS EXCEPT THE DIRECT CONSOLE MODULE DOES NOT LIGHT UP. i BELIEVE NOW THAT ITS SHIPPED I FIGURED OUT THE FIX



      • WINDOWS 7 HOME PREMIUM X64 SP1
      • INTEL CORE 2 DUO P7450 2.13GHZ
      • 160GB INTEL SSD
      • DVD DRIVE
      • 4GB MEMORY
      • NVIDIA GEFORCE 9700M GT
      • INTEL WIFI LINK 5100 AGN
      • INTEGRATED WEBCAM
      • 7200 MAH BATTERY 
      • POWER CORD
      • SHIPPING


      NJOY RON





  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE 1-2014

    pdb1
    13,426 Posts
    Fri, Feb 3 2017 4:04 AM

    OMG John . I wondered what you had been up to . This is BIG . You are a very honorable man of your word . Prior to this . Your contributions have been on a level of invaluable proportions . You have now reached new levels beyond description . Intersolaric Amplitude . Or something . 



  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Azdewa14

    azdewars
    468 Posts
    Fri, Feb 3 2017 6:13 AM

    (-_-) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THOSE KIND WORDS. i'M HAPPY WITH THIS CONFIGURATION FOR wgt PLAY. TYVM AGAIN MY FRIEND. ILL TOUCH BASE WITH YOU VIA GMAIL SOON.
    JOHN



  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Next2613

    Next260
    135 Posts
    Fri, Feb 3 2017 6:33 PM

    Thanks again John , I'll keep an eye out for the pkg.



  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Jimq9151

    JimQ916
    4,365 Posts
    Fri, Feb 3 2017 6:52 PM

    Damn John.....everything about this club has amazes me.....this is so way above and beyond it's unbelievable. It most definitely renews my faith in humanity.....you rock my friend!!!!!! I was in need of a set of headphones not too long ago and mentioned something of that nature to Turdster...I didn't ask for them, just said I couldn't Skype with my daughter because I didn't have a set.....needless to say, I no longer need them...Dan sent me a great set...simply amazing!!!!! Anytime I start to get down on how and how fast the world is going to hell, I see things like this and it points my thinking in a new direction...Thank you guys for that....Jim
     



  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Azdewa14

    azdewars
    468 Posts
    Fri, Feb 3 2017 8:52 PM

    Right on Jim AND good looking out Turdster
    john



  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE Kishop20

    kishoph
    724 Posts
    Sat, Feb 4 2017 5:49 AM

    You're the man John.



  • WGT POETRY , QUOTES , MOMENTS , & MORE 1-2014

    pdb1
    13,426 Posts
    Sat, Feb 4 2017 6:52 AM

      I can't stop crying . Lol . No but this is a classic moment for us . Makes an owner very proud .


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