THE WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL

by **Paul** Sun 11 Dec 2022, 7:51 am

National WGT Enquirer - June Edition

andyson
6,415 Posts

Fri, Jun 3 2011 12:50 PM

I just picked this up at the supermarket check-out line.....
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BolloxInBruges
1,388 Posts Fri, Jun 3 2011 12:57 PM
excellent as usual
opyeuclid
6,665 Posts Fri, Jun 3 2011 1:02 PM
Well done Sir
gsoup
2,929 Posts Fri, Jun 3 2011 1:50 PM
no coffee, no soda, SM brought tears to my eyes
-G
LizzieRossetti
1,545 Posts Fri, Jun 3 2011 2:26 PM
Geeze, I see Bollox was right on it before everyone else AGAINS! This demands another conspiracy theorist to expostulate vacuously upon just so how come people who can access important paperwork can do it before anyone else- This smacks of underhand methodology so therefore I quit. Tommorow. First thing.
So anyway I was just asking the other day if the new Enquirer was out and Andyson said and I quote, "No". (He didn't say "and I quote", he just said "No", I felt I should make that clear. Don't suppose there would have been much point in saying "and I quote No " now would there. So really what I am saying is I only included this helpful parenthesis for those amongst us who might have been confused. Actually,when I say "us", clearly I cannot include me in that statement because obviously I understood what I meant or I wouldn't have been able to provide the helpful parenthesis, so in fact, it is not "us", but "you". Hope this clears up the confusion to which you have now become unwittingly a part of.)
Beware people who say "Quote" because it sounds like "Quit" and there will be some amongst us ( I am not including myself here in the "us"- see above paragraph for explanation) who take quote to be quit, or quit to be quote, which necessarily would engender the most confusingest of scenarios if in fact there was no "quit" or "quote" following the statement. This is why I say beware.
Now to get back on topic-I have to wonder who is to blame here for straying, or at least, is the reader complicit in the stray, simply for reading this? Hansard will most probabaly have precedent galore but I digress m'Lud.
Another epic Andy, but yet again that ruffian who delivers it has torn all of the pages out, leaving me on the very verge of tantal, it's a scandal to be sure.

Lizzie xx
gsoup
2,929 Posts Fri, Jun 3 2011 4:02 PM
hold up Lizzie, i need to break out the Lizzie translator,
Andy needs to come out with version 2
mrarkadin
12 Posts Fri, Jun 3 2011 4:13 PM
just as i was reaching for this in the store, i metered and poked myself in the eye. be careful out there.
sixkiller
1,147 Posts Fri, Jun 3 2011 4:25 PM
Super Issue, sign me up for the K-21 immediately, ( I turn 61 in Sept.). Glad I could contribute!
andyson
6,415 Posts Fri, Jun 3 2011 5:09 PM

LizzieRossetti:
Another epic Andy, but yet again that ruffian who delivers it has torn all of the pages out, leaving me on the very verge of tantal, it's a scandal to be sure.

Yet again? Well, here's one item you missed. They have celebrity Tai Chi leaders as well. Bollox was caught on camera leading the warm-ups.
Boomerboy44
1,513 Posts Fri, Jun 3 2011 6:11 PM

Why does he need to warm up when he can hit a 57 at CCC in his sleep...??????? If he warms up It'l be a 48 for 18 holes at CCC for sure...!!!!!

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Sanco
1,345 Posts

Fri, Jun 3 2011 11:00 PM

andyson:

LizzieRossetti:
Another epic Andy, but yet again that ruffian who delivers it has torn all of the pages out, leaving me on the very verge of tantal, it's a scandal to be sure.

Yet again? Well, here's one item you missed. They have celebrity Tai Chi leaders as well. Bollox was caught on camera leading the warm-ups.

Naaah, bollox does not look like that Andyson, not at all, or he'd be sued by MGM for mis-appropriation of a blues brothers character.
BTW, what type of salami they're all holding?
PugsAce
1,825 Posts Sat, Jun 4 2011 4:42 AM
Funny stuff, Andy! :]]
... and as always, the UPC "dig" speaks volumes. Ha-haaa!
tiffer67
1,764 Posts Sat, Jun 4 2011 6:05 AM
Top work Andyson, your talents are wasted on us here....
ps Mr S Magic has more the looks of Robert Redford with the charm of Letterman, lol....
StrangeMagic
1,304 Posts Sat, Jun 4 2011 8:41 AM

tiffer67:
ps Mr S Magic has more the looks of Robert Redford with the charm of Letterman, lol....

Chris,
Is this a compliment....?
(I like Robert Redford but I think Letterman is a nerd...?)
:^)
tiffer67
1,764 Posts Sat, Jun 4 2011 10:31 AM
Smooth Magic....Letterman may look like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle but he is a silver tongued devil. It was more his repartee than his car crash coupon I was referring to....
hpurey
11,505 Posts Sun, Jun 5 2011 11:14 AM
This sh**s just too ding funny.

Just can't find any other online game with the fun in the forums that you find here.

You guys truly are what makes this game so much fun, anytime I am having a bad round, I know all it takes is a trip over to the forums to find much enjoyment to make it all betta.
LizzieRossetti
1,545 Posts Sun, Jun 5 2011 12:25 PM

hpurey:
anytime I am having a bad round, I know all it takes is a trip over to the forums to find much enjoyment to make it all betta.

I thoroughly concur. Its the whole bad round thing that keeps me here in the forums more or less (well,to be fair, more) permanently.

Lizzie xx
Boomerboy44
1,513 Posts Sun, Jun 5 2011 7:51 PM
I thought it was our wit and wisdom that keep you at the forums Lizzie.... :-))
LizzieRossetti
1,545 Posts Mon, Jun 6 2011 1:20 AM
Oh but it is also!
And now having read a recent post about adult chat and being married, one must wonder what there be to come next.
Du doo doo doo, Da daa daa da, Thats all I'd have to say to him...
Except maybe I could create a possible scenario based on the married/adult theme..
Hi sexyyyy! you luk gr8 babe
Ya, ty, youre staring at an avatar
rite, sexy bum babe
k. So tell me, you play tomb raider right?
o man yeah, croft is ace, i luv her
It's your shot, you have 10 seconds
wot? o rite sry
Nice up. just another 452yds and you would have made the green.
yeah yeah, so wuut?
Up to? Why, Im playing online golf. With my Avatar. And a retard.
lol ure funny babes, bet ur sexy i like a sexy babe. I cn drink a gallon of jd an not get drunk
I figured.
ha ha, so wre u live hun
Yes, yes I do, thankyou
wht?
It's still your shot...
uh? o rite yeah haha
So shoot ?
um ok. ure rilly good at this aint ya
I haven't teed off yet. Please take your shot.
wanna go fr a beer sumtime?
Oh my, you sweet talking man you. I thought you would never ask.
lol thats me innit,ima star wiv da ladies
I can tell.
so wanna do it?
If I said yes, would you learn English for me?
yea cours i wud
No, seriously, would you?
babe i luv u, lets do it
Ok, meet me on the corner while the sun is going down and I'll be there
o thats by the church innit
No. It's by Lindisfarne.
wht?
Why don't you disconnect and hurry on over ?
rilly?awesum
Player disconnects
Finally. Now lets see, 452yds, 12mph wind at my back, hmm, full BS,aaaand...CLICK!
Good drive lizzie. 124yds to pin. A 130 full BS at 92%
CUP IN!

Lizzie xx
Boomerboy44
1,513 Posts Mon, Jun 6 2011 7:03 PM
Don't know nor care what is coming next buy I do know you are an Absolute Marvel Lizzie..!! In the cup for sure..... :-)).