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 |   | andyson 6,415 Posts | Mon, Apr 25 2011 11:06 AM |
- Here's your chance to contribute to the May WGT National Enquirer!
Post here, on this thread, what you think President Obama and his Chief of Staff were talking about in the Oval Office in the photo below.
The best entry will be featured on the cover of the next Enquirer.
The deadline for submissions is Saturday April 30 at 11:59:59 PM Pacific Daylight Time.
Entries will be judged on originality, relevancy, and humor. Multiple entries are allowed. Campaigning is allowed. The only thing not allowed really is changing the photo below.
Decision of the judge, me, is final mostly. And I reserve editorial right to modify your entry to fit the bubble, etc.
Let's see 'em people!
Example:
Chief of Staff: Mr. President, sir there are still problems with our Economy!
President Obama: Been working on an idea....how does Tiers, Levels, and Credits sound?
Hmmmm, good idea, Andy. Tom Sawyer got his fence painted that way. ;-)
YankeeJim
25,827 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 11:15 AM
COS: Mr. President I need your help. There's more naysayers in my town than I realized.
PO: No problem Rahm, I'll dispatch my special envoy Snaike to slap them down.
CoS: Barack you noob! How many times must I tell you with that wind you need 190 1/4 TS and make sure you click early if anything!
BolloxInBruges
1,388 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 11:21 AM
Pres: I swear that is what I hit! Every damn time it deviates 50 yards short into the water...hmmm
CoS: Well Barrack, looks like the Press is starting to complain about you spending to much time out on the golf course! Pres: Darn Rahm! Good thing they don't know about my 237 consecutive days on WGT!!
sixkiller
1,147 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 11:43 AM
COS: I told you boss... Clear your caches, both of them, get Google Chrome, and for the love of God, use GameBooster2!
Snaike
3,678 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 11:50 AM
POTUS: Can't be! This is the best computer the taxpayers can buy! It ~HAS~ to be WGT's servers.
COS: Sir, we are under nuclear attack.
TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 11:53 AM
President Obama: God Darn it Rob, i thought i told you to sell them the bombs with WGT meter guidance systems.
POTUS:
StrangeMagic
1,304 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 12:34 PM
I was in the middle of a tournament round and I got metered ! Tell the IRS to audit MisterWGT. Put NASA on the twitchy meter. I want the NSA to look into VEM !
COS:
B.O. I'm the Mayor of Chicago now, you need Bill Daley.
POTUS:
Andyson doesn't know that apparently. He's too busy making a fool out of StrangeMagic with his SuperDuper PhotoShop thingy.
COS
Bootoo
24 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 1:31 PM
Sir,its beyond daylight and all the chairs are taken,we have to act!
PRES
Be honest with me now,you've been reading another Rossetti post havent you?
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COS
Mr President Sir,trade defecit shows a 32% fall,the defence budget is almost dry,short stocks have just gone long and NYC is claiming independance.What shall we do?
PRES
Get me Steelsings.
SM, LOL, he's still only Mayor-Elect and I hear he keeps visiting Obama!andyson
6,415 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 1:33 PM
Rahm: But sir, it was a 37 footer!
ThreeSpot
476 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 1:40 PM
Barak: No excuses Rahm, when I say concede, you concede!
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Rahm: I'm sorry sir, the Deviations don't want you.
Barak: @#&%! Tell Bollox I'll make him ambassador to Jamaica. If that doesn't work, put him on the No Fly List!
 |   | BolloxInBruges 1,388 Posts | Mon, Apr 25 2011 1:46 PM |
- COS: Mr Obama, your press conference was scheduled to begin 15 minutes ago, get your ass down here.
Pres: Can't you see I'm busy? If I par 9 I will finish tied for 48th in the weekly single play, .1 credits we can knock off the national debt.
CoS: Wow WGT has 4 million players Sir? Wow thats a lot of potential votes! Pres: Yep, I think I'll bail them out and give all the players unlimited Callaways!
sixkiller
1,147 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 2:14 PM
COS: You mind taking a few seconds to sign off on a couple documents?BolloxInBruges
1,388 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 2:16 PM
Pres: GTFO of my face! This match play against Kadafi is for control of Libya, and next time read the do not disturb sign on the door!
CoS: Indict the owners of WGT for money laundering and gambling? Thats a little extreme don't you think sir? Pres: I'll teach those SOB's to meter MY ass!sixkiller
1,147 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 2:38 PM
COS: Kerplunk! Another one in the drink eh boss?BolloxInBruges
1,388 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 2:39 PM
PRES: Look at my score, -7. How else am I going to stay in the hack tier forever?
I think BIB and Six are lobbying for a job-hire them, great stuff. :-D
YankeeJim
25,827 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 2:41 PM
COS: Sir, we've had a number of letters of complaint from a number of WGT players, Priestess, Infinito, JaLaBar and a few others wanting to know why their profile pictures aren't on your wall?
MioKontic
4,164 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 2:46 PM
PO: Well, hell, I don't have any more room. Visitors will start thinking I do nothing else but play golf all day long. Who are they anyway?
CoS: What do you mean you want a HOI on Kiawah 18, sir? Pres: I mean get WGTicon on the line, I want the "Button"!!sixkiller
1,147 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 2:53 PM
Rahm: Yes, Mr. President, we need a new revenue stream, but these ... these ...
zagraniczniak
1,984 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 3:09 PM
Barack: Breathing fees? An optional enhancement of the living experience!
PO: Get me the presidential check book, I am not going to play those TruCartoon mickey mouse courses.MioKontic
4,164 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 3:18 PM
COS: Another loan?
PO: Loan! This is of huge national importance. It's bigger than Watergate.
| | | sixkiller 1,147 Posts | Mon, Apr 25 2011 3:19 PM |
- CoS: Sorry sir, sixkiller says you don't qualify for the WGT Senior Tour. Pres: @#^*$!# another damn Birther!
I demand a much more important position on the wall.
WGTicon
12,511 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 3:20 PM
COS: Mr President, they're on to us, the players at WGT know we're the creators of all the Cheez accounts.MioKontic
4,164 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 3:20 PM
PO: Don't worry, Icon lets them through.
COS:Sir our country wants to know why you're raising taxes under our current inflation and Budget problem,seems to be a suprising topic of late.
mrenn29
380 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 3:27 PM
Mr.Pres: Well I had no Choice,when Calloway golf balls reached the 300cr mark and Clevland wedges surpassed the 800+cr. mark,I felt there was no other way I was going to be able to afford WGT anymore.I mean my budget is tapped!
COS
LizzieRossetti
1,545 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 3:29 PM
Coffee sir?
PRES
Anan?what does he want? tell him the french did it
COS: Mr. Pres. we know it's been in beta for 5 years, but the masses @ WGT demand better balls.
resozv
893 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 3:36 PM
Pres.: Ain't going to find any balls here in D.C, have them check with a few of the Republican Governors.
COS: Sir, the latest projections are in, gas is expected to hit $5/gal by the 4th of July.BolloxInBruges
1,388 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 3:55 PM
PRES: Really? Who gives a sh*t about gas prices when they are charging 1$ per 9 at Cabo Del Sol!
CoS: Jeez sir really? a 53 on Oakmont? Pres: yep! now leave me alone while i start the back 9!sixkiller
1,147 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 3:59 PM
COS: Got a letter here from little Timmy in NY asking if you could change anything in the world, what would it be? BolloxInBruges
1,388 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 4:10 PM
PRES: Hrm, lets see, probably that damn pin on 9 Oakmont!
CoS: So Sir what do think of Cabo Del Sol? Pres: Well for one thing those more fortunate players should pay $3.00! sixkiller
1,147 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 4:12 PM
 |  | TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts | Mon, Apr 25 2011 4:27 PM |
- COS: Mr President, Cabo del sol has been obliterated.
PO: I know Rob, im seeing the pictures here now. 
andyson
6,415 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 4:31 PM 
WGTicon:
I demand a much more important position on the wall.
LMAO! That would be against the T&C of this thread.
"The only thing not allowed really is changing the photo below."
Cos: Sorry sir, nothing we can do about your average on WGT. Pres: WTF!, we can juggle the numbers on everthing else!sixkiller
1,147 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 4:32 PM
COS: Err, whats with the drink on the table Sir?TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 4:41 PM
PO: Im planning on retiring early Rob.
COS: Sir, we have a Mr Chad Nelson on the phone for you.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 4:46 PM
PO: That man has some BALLS ringing me after the round i just had.
CoS: Well sir, what do you think of WGT? Pres: Well 1st off, these damn forum posts have got to go! Get the FCC on it ASAP!!sixkiller
1,147 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 4:48 PM 
gsoup
2,929 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 4:52 PM StrangeMagic:
Andyson doesn't know that apparently. He's too busy making a fool out of StrangeMagic with his SuperDuper PhotoShop thingy.
now thats funny
-G
COSgsoup
2,929 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 5:00 PM
mr president, yancy is looking into your birth certificate, this could be trouble
PRES
look here, get on the phone, call the aliens and have him abducted next time hes playin St. A's back 9
COS
sallu4u
87 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 5:28 PM
WGT players are threatning strike over the meter issue again.How will we avert it this time?
PRES
Start charging the damn suckers.Call my contact at Trugolf.
COS ..... "shot"
lvietri
3,326 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 6:13 PM
Pres .... "tks"
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| | | lvietri 3,326 Posts | Mon, Apr 25 2011 6:20 PM |
- COS ... "Sir the Joint Chiefs have been waiting for 10 minutes for the daily security update"
Pres ... "I thought I'd be done by now, Vic (Coolswing) is taking forever in between shots"
Pres: Man, I got to say this female golfer is gorgeous, think I will take some tax dollars and buy her some pink golf balls
b0geybuster
2,574 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 6:23 PM
Cos: You know that golfer is a G.IR.L, right?
CoS: Why do you spend too much time on the stupid game?
bfghd
1,321 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 6:41 PM
Pres: So I can be respected in at least communit in my life, a man needs happiness and national debt.
COS: You called Mr President?MioKontic
4,165 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 7:50 PM
PO: Yes I did. Do you see this - water hazard. I want that water hazard removed.
PO: Why haven't we got Yancyland Par 2.5 on WGT yet?MioKontic
4,165 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 7:57 PM
COS: Well Mr President, it takes a long time to do all the photography work, then they've got to take it back and do all the overlays and the coding. It takes up to 2 years to get that done.
PO: For one hole?!
Pres: Ya know, I wish I had a dime for every ball hit into that water hazard on KAI #17.
sdorr
650 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 8:06 PM
COS: You do Sir, it's part of your contract with WGT.
Pres: Oh ya, right, HA HA, then I order heavy winds to the right all of the time.
COS: How come you are still buying those sports drinks, you are already level 98.BolloxInBruges
1,388 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 8:08 PM
PRES: I drink it for the taste, not the points.
COS ,, Yes Sir you called
opyeuclid
6,666 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 8:29 PM
PO , Find this " ANDYSON "
jakestanfill7
949 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 8:36 PM 
PO: Did you get a hold of Lizzie? We were suppose to tee off an hour ago.sdorr
650 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 8:59 PM
COS: No sir, Lambert said she was much to busy pondering next months wardrobe and suggested that you re-schedule sometime next week.
| | | sixkiller 1,147 Posts | Mon, Apr 25 2011 9:18 PM |
- CoS: I see you hit another one into the lake there, Sir. Pres: Yeah well its CTTH, I'm going for the water bonus!
Rahm: The American people don't want another Iraq, Mr. President.zagraniczniak
1,984 PostsMon, Apr 25 2011 11:10 PM
Barack: No worries. I'll release Libya as a CTTH conflict.
COS: Sir, we are supposed to be in Congress.............TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 1:58 AM
PO: Hell yes Rob, but WGT keep delaying the release date.
COS: I see your using the new ball retriever sir.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 2:11 AM
PO: Yesiree.
COS: But does it have to be 1 of our SUBS?
Rahm: Yo, Mr. Prez, we can still swing you an invite to the royal shindig with Kate and Wills...zagraniczniak
1,984 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 2:13 AM
Barack: Not for this common man, Rahm! And miss Yancy's live feed of Lizzie and SM gittin' hitched and such up there on the Bethpage Black?!
COS: But Sir, if it's in the water hazard it's a lost ball whether you can reach it or not.MioKontic
4,165 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 3:57 AM
PO: Listen you ass, you tell WGT I want my balls back or I'll have their balls! Got it!
COS: Mr. President - the final reports are in. We found no WMD's in Afghanistan.lvietri
3,326 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 4:07 AM
Pres: I never understood why we were looking for Wobbly Meter Disruptions in Afghanistan in the first place. They are all right here on WGT - just ask Jake !!!
COS: Mr. President - have you heard the news ? Seveking has declared no Ryder Cup this year.lvietri
3,326 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 4:12 AM
Pres: Dam those Spaniards, they've been looking to "F" us since 1898. Free up my calendar, Rahm. Looks like another global mission for the good old U.S. of A. "Remember the Maine".
oneputtdavid
1,337 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 4:13 AM
Excuse me Mr President, but the recent polls show you lagging in the upcoming re-election.
Nonsense, I have the most influential lobbyist and campaign donors, that tax dollars can buy! Just look on my wall, all of them owe me...........ahh pardon the interruption sir, but we have a slight situation with your.....ahhum "friends".
What's you talking about Willis?
Well sir, Mr WGT.....Oh you mean Chad? Very nice and personable fellow, who keeps his patrons well informed of company policies and plans for expansion. I understand he quelled a boycott, by those grumbling s.o b's, about green fee's. See if he's interested in a position of my cabinet.......yes sir.
Oh and Ms Lizzie is demanding, she will not share the same bathroom and closet with the First Lady, on her monthly "visits" Then you go abroad and expect Royalty.
Now when Magic' caught wind of Ms Lizzie's escapades, he started up his own local tea-party.
Bollox' wasn't real thrilled when he learned of the 50% luxury tax on that $70mil Mazarati.
Mio is still waiting for that writ of diplomatic immunity for free speech.
oneputt was denied a name change when he listed you as a character witness.
And what about my old friend Yancy?....Well sir every since you allowed him a tour of Area 51,he found the Alien isolation ward. Haven't seen nor heard from him since.
So sir, thats it in a nutshell. No wait I forgot about Icon!......... Oh yes my personal favorite. We're like two peas in a pod. We never let the masses know who we really are!
this is great, wgters with a sense of humor. no cursing (just a little) and no one insulting each other.gsoup
2,929 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 5:41 AM
way to go andyson
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 | | Yoda79 697 Posts | Tue, Apr 26 2011 6:25 AM |
- zagraniczniak:
Rahm: The American people don't want another Iraq, Mr. President.
Barack: No worries. I'll release Libya as a CTTH conflict.
My personal favorite so far! Very nice. 
granvillle808
2 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 7:00 AM
COS: Mr. President, I’m afraid you can’t achieve legend tier by Executive Order
President: Then we’ll start over. Let’s open an account called CheezObama
CoS: Sir, what shall we do about the andyson problem? Pres: I'm thinking of either WGT Czar.........or Gauntanamo!sixkiller
1,147 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 8:19 AM 
PugsAce
1,825 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 8:29 AM 
COS; Mr President, sir, could you please, please gift me some balls. I promise I will gift you back when I get seated. Or I could put a dress on for you. I'm in between jobs. Please?YankeeJim
25,827 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 9:15 AM
PO: This is beneath you, Rahm, let me show you the surveys.PugsAce
1,825 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 9:16 AM 
oneputtdavid
1,337 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 10:25 AM lvietri:
COS: Mr. President - the final reports are in. We found no WMD's in Afghanistan.
Pres: I never understood why we were looking for Wobbly Meter Disruptions in Afghanistan in the first place. They are all right here on WGT - just ask Jake !!!
COS: I'm sorry Mr. President, Jake went underground and into seclusion, no one has been able to contact him in weeks. And our intelligence has informed me he has huge following of rebels.
Pres: You mean he pulled a "Bobby Fisher"?
COS: Yes sir, WGT has issued a gag order on him, before a rebellion starts over the exist- stance of "WMD's".
COS: Sir, Yancy is looking through that hole in the wall again.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 11:05 AM
PO: I see him, get Agents Mulder and Scully to look into it.
Can I just say: Best. Thread. Ever.
EllisSpice
871 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 11:27 AM
Annoying I can't think of anything funny though...
I'm flabbergasted by the quality and sheer number of entries so far. 61 in 24 hrs! Keep it up guys and gals! Its already going to be a tough decision to choose just one!andyson
6,415 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 11:31 AM
| | | sixkiller 1,147 Posts | Tue, Apr 26 2011 11:59 AM |
- CoS: Sir, bad news, your approval rating has dropped below 50%! Pres: Screw that! my G.I.R. is up to 76%!!
PugsAce
1,825 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 12:03 PM 
oneputtdavid
1,337 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 12:08 PM andyson:
I'm flabbergasted by the quality and sheer number of entries so far. 61 in 24 hrs! Keep it up guys and gals! Its already going to be a tough decision to choose just one!
Just wait until the rest of the "heavy hitters" respond? andy. The servers may have to shut down for a spell, due to an overload of their systems.
cos: so mr obama sir how many profiles you got nowadays?
gordonparker
805 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 12:17 PM
po: well i've now got 11, my newest one is called sexybabe2011, i only accept male invites and i do like to been given gifts, especially pink b-xd golf balls!
gordonLizzieRossetti
1,545 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 12:20 PM andyson:
I'm flabbergasted by the quality and sheer number of entries so far. 61 in 24 hrs! Keep it up guys and gals! Its already going to be a tough decision to choose just one!
Way I see it,thats one happy person and 60 lost souls baying for editorial blood.
Two things then.One: I have overly developed canines,very sharp and cutting.Ask Lambert. Two. There is a time and place for love and loyalty.I trust we understand each other Andrew darling?
Your Sweetheart
Lizzie xx
Pres: Rahm, how the hell did Oneputtdavid get on my wall? CoS: Remember sir, we had to, otherwise he was going to delete you from his friends list!sixkiller
1,147 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 12:22 PM
CoS: Sir the masses are getting tired of your arrogant attitude! Pres: Whaaaaat? Me being just a common man and what not, mayhap I should do a tootorial on my humble cordialables.sixkiller
1,147 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 1:10 PM sixkiller
1,147 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 1:14 PM LizzieRossetti:andyson:
I'm flabbergasted by the quality and sheer number of entries so far. 61 in 24 hrs! Keep it up guys and gals! Its already going to be a tough decision to choose just one!
Way I see it,thats one happy person and 60 lost souls baying for editorial blood.
Two things then.One: I have overly developed canines,very sharp and cutting.Ask Lambert. Two. There is a time and place for love and loyalty.I trust we understand each other Andrew darling?
Your Sweetheart
Lizzie xx
Can this veiled threat seriously be considered as campaigning? LMAO!-
oneputtdavid
1,337 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 1:33 PM sixkiller:
Pres: Rahm, how the hell did Oneputtdavid get on my wall? CoS: Remember sir, we had to, otherwise he was going to delete you from his friends list!
Pres: Damn him, Andy! Just make sure that it doesn't leak out, that his promised "pledge" of a complete set of R11 woods, i15 irons, Cleveland wedge's, Ghost putter, and 10 sleeves each of Calloway S and Z balls, along with that Stars & Stripes Avatar is not made public.
COSsallu4u
87 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 1:37 PM
About those pics mr.pres why is the kid looking stunned and Mr.WGT looking the other way now?
Pres
Watching the water hazard? Mr was looking towards me intently until the kid happily told me to clear all caches.
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| | | sixkiller 1,147 Posts | Tue, Apr 26 2011 2:33 PM |
So, not that I'm campaigning or anything, but those four entries that added wording inside the balloons, should be disqualified, forthwith! J/K! andyson:
The only thing not allowed really is changing the photo below.sixkiller
1,147 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 2:45 PM ThreeSpot:
Rahm: I'm sorry sir, the Deviations don't want you.
Barak: @#&%! Tell Bollox I'll make him ambassador to Jamaica. If that doesn't work, put him on the No Fly List!
Pres: Any word back from Bollox yet? CoS: He said, "Jamaica?...... Deal!"
Rahm: You want me to utilize the FBI, NSA and the CIA, sir?granvillle808
2 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 3:07 PM
President: Damn straight - I lost my connection and someone posted on my wall that I'm a POS quitter!! Find him!! And..ummm...what does POS mean?
CoS: Sir, the latest polling data indicates you have lost the support of Independents, Seniors, and Moderates! Pres: @#%^!*& Quitters!!sixkiller
1,147 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 3:21 PM -
sixkiller
1,147 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 3:45 PM granvillle808:
COS: Mr. President, I’m afraid you can’t achieve legend tier by Executive Order
President: Then we’ll start over. Let’s open an account called CheezObama
Excellent!
A " water hazard " my ass, someone whizzed on my laptop again i see. Is that a grin on your face ?
Dutch57
362 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 3:46 PM
COS: Wow, Mr. Pres. that's 3 balls in a row in the water !!!lvietri
3,326 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 4:28 PM
Pres: Dam --- Get the Army Corps of Engineers over to Kia 17 and FILL IN THAT F'ING LAKE ... NOW !!!!!
LMAO. There's some funny stuff here. YankeeJim
25,827 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 5:37 PM
Hello my name is Yancy.
YancyCan
3,023 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 6:18 PM
Could you help out a common guy and let me know when does this end?
I would liike to submit sumpin. Just sayin.
Thank you
COS: Mr President, that Andyson guy is making a laughing stock out of us on WGT! He's created a caption competition which is the 2nd most popular thread after the TruCartoon fiasco.MioKontic
4,165 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 6:21 PM
PO: Can we pay him off? How much does he want? Or maybe we just knock him off. Get Chad on the phone.
| | | MioKontic 4,165 Posts | Tue, Apr 26 2011 6:22 PM |
- Here you go Yancy.andyson:
The deadline for submissions is Saturday April 30 at 11:59:59 PM Pacific Daylight Time.
cos,, Mr Woods called once moreopyeuclid
6,666 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 7:47 PM
PO,,That Jerk,, What part of " Tiger Woods Online SUCKS " does he not understand !
Cos: Whats up Barrack? You look flustered! Pres: Damn friends list activity is screwing my meter up! What was it Jake said about that?sixkiller
1,147 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 8:00 PM
PO: When am I going to get that super speedy server WGT promised me? I am sick and tired of meter skips, besides, that space I had cleared out for it next to the fireplace breaks my concentration. SEE!sdorr
650 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 8:09 PM
Other Guy: There is a problem Sir. The funding for your special server project, "Operation Trugolf", has met with heavy resistance and it will take longer than expected to raise the capitol needed.
PO: CRAP!
Other Guy: That's what they call it Sir.
cos ,, Sir , you have been on that game all dayopyeuclid
6,666 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 8:18 PM
PO ,, your starting to sound like my wife
sixkiller
1,147 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 8:22 PM
C .. Sir , We have info that Yancy has sent a " pine cone " in the mail .opyeuclid
6,666 PostsTue, Apr 26 2011 8:48 PM
Po ... A pine cone ? wtf ,, bet it has something to do with the Mother Ship
COS: Mr President, our Fighter Pilots are encountering Bogeys all over the place.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 2:51 AM
PO: Pfffff, they think they have problems.
PO: So there you have it Rob, my Hitlist is on the wall for all to see. TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 3:06 AM
COS: Excuse me Sir, we are talking golf here, yes?
COS: "Well that's British Petroleum totally wiped off the planet, Sir."
WigerToods2010
8,252 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 4:28 AM
PO: "WTF?!?!?...... I meant a blitz round on Bethpage Black, dumbass! "
;o)
| | | sallu4u 87 Posts | Wed, Apr 27 2011 5:00 AM |
- pres
yikes water hazard!!! one more dollar goes down the drain. You know any other place stocked with more public money than kiawah 17
COS
Fort knox perhaps?
PO: What would it take to be famous like those guys on my wall and have my picture up with them?MioKontic
4,165 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 5:51 AM
COS: [Laughs] You have to be smart. You don't stand a chance!
PO: Again in the water. That's really long from the man's tee. Hope i'll do better tomorrow on the course!
rutgernohl
188 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 5:58 AM
COS: I already book u for the lady's tee's mister president!!
PO: Do you think I'd play better if I shaved my off my moustache?MioKontic
4,165 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 6:01 AM
COS: We've tried everything else. I'll go get the razor.
PO: Call up Chad and tell him WGT need to create a new award - Total Number of Balls in Water Award.MioKontic
4,165 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 6:47 AM
COS: Yeah, 25,000 for Diamond - I see you have just got that one!
hahhahhahahaahhahahahhahahaha
PRIESTESS
10,560 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 7:10 AM TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 7:20 AM
COS: WOW, you really cut the ass off that ball with the Cleveland wedge sir.
PO: He he he, sure did Rob, organise a game with Mr Chad Nelson, I think I have another reason to use them.
PugsAce
1,825 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 8:06 AM sixkiller:
So, not that I'm campaigning or anything, but those four entries that added wording inside the balloons, should be disqualified, forthwith! J/K!andyson:
The only thing not allowed really is changing the photo below.
All in fun, six!
lol
COS: Ive noticed all Chads friends have moved over to the other side of the room.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 9:30 AM
PO: Yeah, and have you noticed they left him with that crappy spider putter.
Is lvietri asleep? Where are the thread stats?YankeeJim
25,827 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 9:35 AM
| | | zagraniczniak 1,984 Posts | Wed, Apr 27 2011 9:49 AM |
- YankeeJim:
Is lvietri asleep?
Let's just say he's taking a well-deserved nap.
CoS: Well Barrack, the firestorm of controversy over Trugolf-Cabo seems to have simmered down. Pres: I'll fix that, tell Trugolf to roll out Sawgrass!sixkiller
1,147 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 10:18 AM
PO: Have you found StrangeMagic's island yet?MioKontic
4,165 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 2:06 PM
COS: No Sir. We've been in contact with the writers of Lost to find out about this moving of islands thing.
COS: Mr President ... you look very uncomfortable sitting there playing WGT. Does your butt hurt ?lvietri
3,326 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 3:29 PM
Pres: It's all part of my plan Rob. Ever since Tiger swore off women ... well he still has needs. He's cute, rich and can close the budget deficit all by himself !!!
Pressallu4u
87 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 4:04 PM
Damn!missed that hole again.Guess oval office is not that lucky for me
COS
Like the wgt pros always say Hit it hard and straight.Practice,practice,practice.Take advice from pros like Bill and Monica.They had a pretty good record here.
StrangeMagic
1,304 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 4:22 PM lvietri:
COS: Mr President ... you look very uncomfortable sitting there playing WGT. Does your butt hurt ?
Pres: It's all part of my plan Rob. Ever since Tiger swore off women ... well he still has needs. He's cute, rich and can close the budget deficit all by himself !!!
OMG !!
ROFLMAO !!!
Looks like lvietri woke up !
jeffdos924
1,085 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 4:28 PM WigerToods2010:
COS: "Well that's British Petroleum totally wiped off the planet, Sir."
PO: "WTF?!?!?...... I meant a blitz round on Bethpage Black, dumbass! "
;o)
This has to be near the top .. made me go to my backup keyboard, since I spit coffee all over the good one.
COS: Any luck spotting Bigfoot on Bethpage yet?BolloxInBruges
1,388 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 6:09 PM
PRES: No, but I will not stop until I do. Now go fetch me some Red Bull, gonna be another all nighter.
Ha, how did I miss this until now???
IvaThongon
932 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 8:34 PM
You guys are all pretty clever, good chuckles!
COS: No, sir. that isn't a pool of oil, it says water hazard.
oldmanhacker
47 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 9:07 PM
President Obama: I don't care, bomb WGT anyway! We need the practice and besides i lost two balls in there..........Pay to play cartoon golf, my a**.
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| | | sixkiller 1,147 Posts | Wed, Apr 27 2011 9:07 PM |
- CoS: Sir, word is, you just made Lvietri's No Play list! Pres: @#$*%!, damn that HIO to win on Kiawah 18 must have made him suspicious! Good thing I already made that deal with Bolox!
Po ,,, Dam that IvaThongon is is hot !!!opyeuclid
6,666 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 9:12 PM
C ,, what happens on WGT stay,s on WGT
C ,, Andyson is on the phone Sir ,,He want,s to know if you have seen his last post,, what should I tell him ?opyeuclid
6,666 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 9:28 PM
PO ,, Who read,s the forums
Cos: Sir, Lvitrie just outed you and Tiger in the forum! Pres: That S.O.B. has got it in for me now. What was that line that Clinton used....?sixkiller
1,147 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 9:28 PM
COS: Mr President, let me explain to you why i play with pink balls.oldmanhacker
47 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 9:35 PM
President Obama: OK, go ahead. (Thinking to himself).....Don't laugh....DON'T LAUGH.....I'M GONNA LAUGH!!!!
COS : Sir, you've been playing this game for 237 consecutive days, why do you still suck so bad?
StoneColdKiller
76 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 10:12 PM
Pres: DAMNIT its cuz i'm left-handed and this POS keeps trying to hit right-handed!!
COS: Pres salamii is back
Fuzzygazz
1,468 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 10:26 PM
Pres good , hes been promising to show me places i could never imagine..
he mentioned something about a curse too? Any ideas about that??
COS: Sir, Icon says his picture should be next to Chads. But I told him that would blow our covert operation. He sounded befuddled and confused!oneputtdavid
1,337 PostsWed, Apr 27 2011 11:41 PM
Pres: You mean no one told him, he's a "Bug"?
Ha-haaaaaaaa! :]]PugsAce
1,825 PostsThu, Apr 28 2011 4:00 AM
COS: Mr president, I'm been followed by a strange white bubble hovering over my head for the last few days.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsThu, Apr 28 2011 5:11 AM
PO: SSSHHH Rob, me too. We will take WGT's way of doing things, ignore it, and hope it goes away.
| | PugsAce 1,825 Posts | Thu, Apr 28 2011 5:27 AM |
COS: Ahh, i see now. So they are all your aliases on the wall Sir?TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsThu, Apr 28 2011 5:28 AM
PO: They sure are Rob, gona start me a new 1 now.
Cos: Mr. President please we need to get into the meeting on health care talks.....
DougBieker
333 PostsThu, Apr 28 2011 6:03 AM
Pres: Ive got that all worked out...in the Elite collection it will only take 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 credits to make it work and Bollox and Priestess have half of what we need.
CoS: Sir, this WGT National Enguirer thing has made you a laughing stock! Pres: Well, I was doing pretty good on my own before...sixkiller
1,147 PostsThu, Apr 28 2011 7:36 AM
COS: Sir, Mrs. Obama says shes going to leave you if you don't stop playing WGT all the time.oldmanhacker
47 PostsThu, Apr 28 2011 10:08 AM
President Obama: I'm sure gonna miss her. Now get out, i'm in the middle of a game.
COS: Sir, the Vice-President says that the country is more important than a silly game like WGT.
President Obama: Well, well. Guess who's not gonna be Vice-President in my next term.
Pres: Rahm, I want to issue an Excecutive Order. Abolish this thread, and make that andyson a Political prisoner.oneputtdavid
1,337 PostsThu, Apr 28 2011 10:55 AM
COS: On what grounds, Sir? I'm not quite sure you have the power to do that. Freedom of Speech is one of the first ammendments in the Bill of Rights.
Pres: Minor detail Rahm, I've fooled them once, I can do it again!
COS: Yes sir....that is your MO!
CoS: " Your hazardcarrot, Sir. Water? "
Selby05
30 PostsThu, Apr 28 2011 11:40 AM
Pres: " Grmmmbbbbllllllll "
Selby05
Well, Mr. Civilized, peace can also be used interjectionally, as a request, greeting or farewell. So, try to find another way to be an ***, if you don't know your, grammar, that is. Peace.
PO: I've had a brilliant idea to keep me in office. We will create new Terms and Conditions to 'remove' anyone who thinks freedom of speech is acceptable.MioKontic
4,165 PostsThu, Apr 28 2011 11:43 AM
COS: May I say Sir that is a brilliant idea. You may want to remove the photograph of that furry thing off your wall too.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsThu, Apr 28 2011 12:14 PM
COS: Osama sir; The country awaits your decision to release strategic petroleum reserve barrels to relieve fuel costs, health car and education acts you signed into law are waiting for you to release funding, army corps of engineers are now on site at Kiawah 17, and you didnt show up at for your last state of the union speech.
Kurtsbuford
7,592 PostsThu, Apr 28 2011 1:14 PM
PRES: Tell the army corps of engineers i want that lake drained by tomorrow mornings Kiawah tee time with yancy..........dont care about the other probs this country has, get me Marine One on the lawn, make sure the defense system is disabled so i have secure and continous access to all WGT servers, I want aerial photographs of every square foot on Congressional---get one of our best snipers on bollox, and stop calling me Osama, am I crystal clear?
| | | LizzieRossetti 1,545 Posts | Thu, Apr 28 2011 1:27 PM |
- COS: Mr President sir,We will be late for the press conference to inform the nation that you propose to remain at the Whitehouse in the interests of National safety,rather than attending the Royal Wedding.We have to go now.
PRES: Quitter. WallyCrotch
1 PostsThu, Apr 28 2011 2:00 PM
COS: Sir, excuse me for interrupting, but the Congressional Budget Office is questioning some White House office expenses for something called “imaginary” golf balls?
President: Yes, well...... that's… uhhhh.....errrrr.… classified. Bury it in the NSA black ops slush fund or someplace. And please don’t mention this to my wife.
COS: Sir Biden was sleeping at your State of the Union speech!StrangeMagic
1,304 PostsThu, Apr 28 2011 2:06 PM 
POTUS:
Yeah and I am reading about another one of his gaffe's:
"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." –-Joe Biden, to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008
COS: What are we gonna do ?
POTUS: Tell him to reboot and clear his cache.
COS: I think you might want to remove Chad's picture from your wall of fame.oneputtdavid
1,337 PostsThu, Apr 28 2011 8:41 PM
Pres: Why's that?
COS: The latest issue of WGT Enquirer's front page reads, he's just been nominated by the WGT Party of 4 million to oppose you in the 2012 election.
Pres: Hahaha....he hasn't got a chance in hell! He's got no platform. What can he promise that would top all my promises?
COS: Say's here...(through unidentified sources)... only promise is, he has ordered Chang to remove the preset "random activator" which interacts with the meter. Guarantees a smooth and steady meter every shot. He'll even refund your entire investment if not completely satisfied.
Pres: Damn him, thats not fair!.....Oh by the way Rahm don't get your heart set on becoming Mayor of Chi-town!
bpwoolery
2 PostsThu, Apr 28 2011 9:17 PM ThreeSpot:
Rahm: But sir, it was a 37 footer!
Barak: No excuses Rahm, when I say concede, you concede!
----------------------------------------------
Rahm: I'm sorry sir, the Deviations don't want you.
Barak: @#&%! Tell Bollox I'll make him ambassador to Jamaica. If that doesn't work, put him on the No Fly List!
CoS: Mr President it looks like more people are listening to Donald Trump that we anticipated.
Pres: Send him a challenge to meet me on WGT, OH! and bye the way, set his swing indicator to "light speed." hee hee hee.
COS: But sir, i didn't quit because i was afraid to mess up my avg. or the fact that you were winning, look at my hand, no fingers. oldmanhacker
47 PostsThu, Apr 28 2011 9:24 PM
President Obama: If its anything we hate worse here on WGT than a quitter, its a crybaby....Wah.....Wah....Wah.
COS: Excuse me Sir, but a player by the name of LazerL on WGT has somehow Blitzed congressional, twice.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsFri, Apr 29 2011 4:41 AM
PO: Get him on the phone Rob, if he can do it, why cant we?SgtDoodles
3,112 PostsFri, Apr 29 2011 6:54 AM lvietri:
COS ..... "shot"
Pres .... "tks"
CLASSIC!
Pres: Who was the winner in that damn Comic Contest! CoS: One thing is for certain sir, it wasn't you!sixkiller
1,147 PostsFri, Apr 29 2011 7:23 AM andyson
6,415 PostsFri, Apr 29 2011 10:52 AM
That did it Six! sixkiller:
Pres: Who was the winner in that damn Comic Contest!
Now I'm takin' names!
LOL!
| | | sixkiller 1,147 Posts | Fri, Apr 29 2011 3:54 PM |
- andyson:sixkiller:
Pres: Who was the winner in that damn Comic Contest!
That did it Six!
Now I'm takin' names!LOL!
But but but, it was the prez what done it! 
Soulcatcher
1,970 PostsFri, Apr 29 2011 4:58 PM 
CoS: Sir the nation is furious with you, and the polls show you are dead last or election.bfghd
1,321 PostsFri, Apr 29 2011 8:15 PM
PO: Not for long, time to bring out project Yancy!
Cos: Well sir, you will be happy to know the Comic Contest has come to an end! Pres: Call Michelle! Fire up Air Force One! I'm going to take a few days off and celebrate down at that Resort I bought. What was the name of it.........Cabo something?sixkiller
1,147 PostsSat, Apr 30 2011 4:14 PM andyson
6,415 PostsSat, Apr 30 2011 5:18 PM 
"The deadline for submissions is Saturday April 30 at 11:59:59 PM Pacific Daylight Time."
Still more than 6 hours remaining Mr. President. Fire that COS!
PO: ACCOUNTABILITY! Say it with me, accountability. Someone needs to be held accountable for mistakes made at the highest levels of government and management.sdorr
650 PostsSat, Apr 30 2011 7:09 PM
Of course you agree with me.
COS: Yes sir.
PO:This whole fiasco with cartoon golf, meter stutter, heavy winds, my ball in the water, and what have you done about it? Absolutely nothing!
COS: BBuut, bbuut Sir?
PO: Be quiet, you disgust me and the people want action. So I make you accountable for all of this and your fired, and take that crappy putter with you when you leave. OH, and have a nice day.
PO: You are fired ,Rahm. When I say get metered, you better as heck get metered, or that meter prediction thing I bought from Icon is gonna be another million dollar defecit on the American's heads.bfghd
1,321 PostsSat, Apr 30 2011 8:22 PM
CoS: I didn't do anything wrong, sir.
PO: What part of YOU ARE FIRED don't you get, you digrace to the American people?
Damn! You all dinged this one!andyson
6,415 PostsSun, May 1 2011 6:41 AM
The final count was 129 submissions! You are all winners in my book as there were lots of very original, very relevant, very funny entries! I've got my "not so short" list down to 20 right now. This is gonna be sooo hard to choose just one.
I'm crazy for asking this.......Would you all like this as a monthly thing?sixkiller
1,147 PostsSun, May 1 2011 7:13 AM
It was great fun andyson, Sure why not do it some more. Maybe change the characters to fit current events as needed!andyson:
I'm crazy for asking this.......Would you all like this as a monthly thing?andyson
6,415 PostsSun, May 1 2011 7:26 AM sixkiller:
Maybe change the characters to fit current events as needed!
Definitely! A new cartoon each month.
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- andyson:
Definitely! A new cartoon each month.
Provided the monthly publication of The Enquirer isn't compromised.
Priorities..... sdorr
650 PostsSun, May 1 2011 9:21 AM YankeeJim:
Provided the monthly publication of The Enquirer isn't compromised.
and it does not interfere or push back the release date! Which is when by the way?
I would humbly submit that it be released no later than the first Friday of the month, provided that it does not interfere with your work, personal life or poking fun at SM.
LMAO. Before you get buried by your own talents and our expectations Andyson, remember one thing.....this is all your own doing.YankeeJim
25,827 PostsSun, May 1 2011 9:25 AM 
andyson
6,415 PostsSun, May 1 2011 10:12 AM sdorr:
I would humbly submit that it be released no later than the first Friday of the month, provided that it does not interfere with your work, personal life or poking fun at SM.
I might need to outsource some of it to TruGolf to meet that schedule. Having trouble getting the pop-up ads a-workin' and whatnots mostly.-
YankeeJim
25,827 PostsSun, May 1 2011 10:51 AM andyson:
I might need to outsource some of it to TruGolf to meet that schedule. Having trouble getting the pop-up ads a-workin' and whatnots mostly.
Here it comes, Ladies and Gentlemen. How many more "free" editions are we getting before it turns into a credit grab? :-D -
sdorr
650 PostsSun, May 1 2011 10:54 AM andyson:
outsource some of it to TruGolf
CRAP! OK, whatever date works best for you cause ANDY knows best and we will not stand for compromise. Heck, next thing ya know you will be wanting to charge us for the blasted thing. I DID NOT just say that!
Yankee Jim beat me to it. So direct all obscenities to "Yankee Jim" c/o WGT. Thank you and have a nice day. YankeeJim
25,827 PostsSun, May 1 2011 11:06 AM sdorr:
So direct all obscenities to "Yankee Jim" c/o WGT.
I'll 2nd the motion for a monthly "National Inquirer tournament". ; )resozv
893 PostsSun, May 1 2011 1:16 PM
Yep, would love to see this monthly. I had a blast reading all the entries. cool stuff people, well done.TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsMon, May 2 2011 2:47 PM
After much deliberation with myself, gnashing of teeth, and wringing of hands I have chosen one of Sixkiller's and one of lvietri's contributions as co-winners and because I liked both so much I combined them into one Enquirer "article".andyson
6,415 PostsTue, May 3 2011 12:08 PM
Look for the WGT National Enquirer May edition very, very, shortly.
Both Sixkiller and lvietri have received this unique, handcrafted, and very expensive WGT National Enquirer Comic Contest "Screwball" trophy..
| | | lvietri 3,326 Posts | Tue, May 3 2011 12:37 PM |
- Never before have i been so proud of an award.
I'd like to thank Andy for publishing the monthly rag --- my friends, family and country club members for their ongoing support, and of course WGT for being such an easy target.
LOL, well done folks. Cant wait for the next 1. TWOMINUSONE
2,580 PostsTue, May 3 2011 2:26 PM
AW GEE SHUCKS! Thank you Andy!sixkiller
1,147 PostsTue, May 3 2011 4:40 PM
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