THE WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL 1 - 9 EDITIONS

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Originally Posted by sorrel

I work next to a building site. One guy wanted another to throw him the end of a cable, so he said (and this is real), "Fuck that fucking fucker over fucking here, mate."

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Fuck is the most versatile word in the english language.

Here's a transcript of the funniest audio ever about the eff-word

If you Google "uses of the work fuck" you'll find sites with the audio version I recomend it.

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From: Dave Biondi

  Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "fuck". 


  It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. 


  In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.


   It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). 


  It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). 


  It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "fuck".

  Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:


  Greetings- How the fuck are you?


  Fraud -I got fucked by the car dealer.


  Dismay -Oh, fuck it!


  Trouble -Well, I guess I'm fucked now.


  Aggression -Fuck you.


  Disgust -Fuck me.


  Confusion -What the fuck...?


  Difficulty -I don't understand this fucking business.


  Despair -Fucked again.


  Incompetence -He fucks up everything.


  Displeasure -What the fuck is going on here?


  Lost -Where the fuck are we?


  Disbelief -Unfuckingbelieveable.


  Retaliation -Up your fucking ass.


  Telling time -I have to work till 5 o-fucking-clock.


  It can be used in an anatomical description -- "He's a fucking asshole."


  It can be used to tell time -- "It's five fucking thirty."


  It can be used in business -- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"


  It can be maternal -- as in "Motherfucker".


  It can be political -- "Fuck George Bush."

  And, never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?"


  Or the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
And last, but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic: "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"


  The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say fuck?


  Use it frequently in your daily speech; it adds to your prestige. Today - say to someone "Fuck You!"

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FUCK QUOTES

10.. “What the Fuck was that?” – Mayor of Hiroshima

9.. “Where did all these Fucking Indians come from?” – Custer

8.. “Any Fucking idiot could understand that.” – Einstein

7.. “It does SO Fucking look like her!” – Picasso

6.. “How the Fuck did you work that out?” – Pythagorus

5.. “You want WHAT on the Fucking ceiling?” – Michaelangelo

4.. “I don’t suppose it’s gonna Fucking rain.” – Joan of Arc

3.. “Scattered Fucking showers…my ass!” – Noah

2.. “I need this parade like I need a Fucking hole in my head!” -JFK

1.. Ah, come on. Who the Fuck is gonna find out? – Bill Clinton

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